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Doin My Pimp Thang

 "Twenty-four seven pimping, wheel spinning, that's how I'm living
Collecting money from bitches and pimp arresting those that's slipping,
"Hitting parking lots, corners, and the strip clubs
Master of penthouse sex and limousine love,

"Pussy was made to have babies, being fucked, being licked
Or any old kind of freaky shit,
"In the mouth for the sucking. In the pussy for the fucking
Taking it up the ass-girl you got some bomb-ass loving,

"The best of your years-you'll be walking the street
Wearing out high heel shoes and getting corns on your feet,
"Get some lotion baby or wear some thick socks
Because getting this pimp's money, better be non-stop,

"Setting up pussy appointments for those who wanna get laid
From the backseat to a sunny day in the shade,
"Remember a pimp like me ain't afraid to put you out there
Strolling down the track, with just a smile, and no underwear,

"Sometimes you wanna leave, but in your best interest you better stay
Because ho' you gotta earn this pimp's pay,
"So any questions you have to ask
Better be about how you can modify selling ass,

"When I toot my horn or my headlights flash
You better break your neck, to throw in my car window, the cash,
"Because pussy baby, is always in demand
Just as sure as a deceiving bitch receives a backhand,

"All I'm asking for is what's mine
You holding out girl-means you don't want me to shine,
"But it will all come around-when your caught up in jail
Pissing in a dark cell, because I don't have the bail,

"Now your worried about something crawling across your clit
Or if there is enough toilet paper-when you finish taking a shit,
"But that bull-dike bitch has forced you to your knees
Now you wish you had my cheese".

Written by CasketSharpe
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