The Stain Game

What can I say
Just give me a minute to explain
I'm sorry you caught me with my pants down
But it's just a game
The rules are simple
During strange times in stranger places
Partake in some animal cruelty and choke the chicken
Away from shy eyes and shocked faces
Now I know you're disgusted
But you need to understand
That it's a little hard to illustrate
With my hard illustration in my hand
Now you can say it's awful
Asking how I could
But I have a scoreboard
Trains planes and the woods
Call me a jerk
HA
Sorry
That wasn't funny at all
But what was funny was the sin I did
In the holy halls
Now I wouldn't ask me
“Who do you think you are”
Cause the answer is I'm the guy
Who just came from the back of your car
Oh boy
I am just not making friends today
Everybody in the post office and you
Whoever owned that news reporter van
And all the staff at the zoo
But that lecture you just gave me
Showed me this game is wrong and unfair
I'd shake your hand but...
Let me just nod to show I care
Now if you don't mind
I have some unfinished business over there