Transporter

 
Travel anywhere by telepathic control
As easy as taking your head for a stroll
Stand in booth, inserting your credits
Remembering to read informational edits
Clear your mind this is not like a game show
You must know exactly where it is,you want to go

[Zapping Sounds]

I stood steady under the flashing blue light
I hadn’t decided where I’d wanted to alight
I wasn’t able to make up my mind
Panicked and vexed my thoughts in a bind
Computer said “RANDOM” no time left for picking
I ended up on Uranus in Kentucky Fried Chicken
It was green!