Oh God, Poor Fucking Me!

I feel like being
a worthless piece of shit.
I feel like worthless is all
I can feel just now.
And I don't care, because...
well, it doesn't really matter
if I care or not, because,
of course, I'm worthless.
Hope, determination, optimism...
they're just too fucking tiring.
I would rather
give up,
whine,
bitch,
and moan,
because these things...
ah, now these are in my wheelhouse--
oh man, can I bring these skills
to a whole new level of
perfection!
I really feel like
not feeling at all, but,
alas, this appears to be
an area of weakness.
But, I've got two glasses of red
down, so let them serve as my
performance improvement plan.
(Oh, goodie! It seems I have found
a shred of optimism, after all!)