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HAVE YOU EATEN HER SMILE :-) LATELY? Gooey treats from the Haiku Erotic Restaurant
HER SMILE
eat it like a pie
so many ingredients
lips, mouth, nose, cheeks, chin
Note by candycrier:This is a great ice-breaker. If you're having difficulty getting to first base with a girl, tell her you would like to eat her smile. She'll probably say, "What? Are you crazy????" You say "No, let me show you.Smile." Then go at it. She'll probably start laughing and you will too and before you know it, you'll both be kissing like Bogie and Bacall. I'm trying to get this love technique patented. But can one get a love technique patented? I need to raise funds to help finance my restaurant. I could sell the "smile" instructions on a nice little embossed paper for $5. What do you think? Well, everybody laughed at the Wright brothers, didn't they? Meanwhile, keep enjoying the taste of those smiles in your happy eating!
eat it like a pie
so many ingredients
lips, mouth, nose, cheeks, chin
Note by candycrier:This is a great ice-breaker. If you're having difficulty getting to first base with a girl, tell her you would like to eat her smile. She'll probably say, "What? Are you crazy????" You say "No, let me show you.Smile." Then go at it. She'll probably start laughing and you will too and before you know it, you'll both be kissing like Bogie and Bacall. I'm trying to get this love technique patented. But can one get a love technique patented? I need to raise funds to help finance my restaurant. I could sell the "smile" instructions on a nice little embossed paper for $5. What do you think? Well, everybody laughed at the Wright brothers, didn't they? Meanwhile, keep enjoying the taste of those smiles in your happy eating!
Published 20th Sep 2014
| Edited 21st Sep 2014
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21st Sep 2014 5:11pm
Candycrier, luv :-* ~
This is delightful, though, I wished your note was included in your spoken word portion, at least this part:
This is a great ice-breaker. If you're having difficulty getting to first base with a girl, tell her you would like to eat her smile. She'll probably say, "What? Are you crazy????" You say "No, let me show you. Smile." Then go at it. She'll probably start laughing and you will too and before you know it, you'll both be kissing like Bogie and Bacall.
Though, the whole of the note in your spoken word wouldn't be amiss. Regardless, it was a splendid delight as it was, luv. :-*
This is delightful, though, I wished your note was included in your spoken word portion, at least this part:
This is a great ice-breaker. If you're having difficulty getting to first base with a girl, tell her you would like to eat her smile. She'll probably say, "What? Are you crazy????" You say "No, let me show you. Smile." Then go at it. She'll probably start laughing and you will too and before you know it, you'll both be kissing like Bogie and Bacall.
Though, the whole of the note in your spoken word wouldn't be amiss. Regardless, it was a splendid delight as it was, luv. :-*
21st Sep 2014 7:22pm
Thank you for your comments and input. I always keep my written notes in the background so the main "haiku message" can get across. You were probably moved by the mention of "Bogie and Bacall." Me too. Those were two stars that will be missed forever.
As always the "comment room" has been blessed by your thoughtful stop-over.
As always the "comment room" has been blessed by your thoughtful stop-over.
