Corrupt a Wish
Austin_Rura said:granted. your in a coma until august, unfortunately you slept right through a declaration of war. your 18 now so get yo ass on the bus!
i wish i wish i hadnt killed that fish
I've been declared (by a psychologist) too emotionally unstable to be drafted. You totally gotta re-corrupt that wish, because that so won't work. Sorry dude. But I will grant your wish anyway. You never killed that fish (what fish we're talking about, I have no clue, but anyway) the fish ate you instead.
My wish is that somebody would recorrupt my previous wish.
i wish i wish i hadnt killed that fish
I've been declared (by a psychologist) too emotionally unstable to be drafted. You totally gotta re-corrupt that wish, because that so won't work. Sorry dude. But I will grant your wish anyway. You never killed that fish (what fish we're talking about, I have no clue, but anyway) the fish ate you instead.
My wish is that somebody would recorrupt my previous wish.
Angel_Of_Darkness said:[quote-260506-Austin_Rura]granted. your in a coma until august, unfortunately you slept right through a declaration of war. your 18 now so get yo ass on the bus!
i wish i wish i hadnt killed that fish
I've been declared (by a psychologist) too emotionally unstable to be drafted. You totally gotta re-corrupt that wish, because that so won't work. Sorry dude. But I will grant your wish anyway. You never killed that fish (what fish we're talking about, I have no clue, but anyway) the fish ate you instead.
My wish is that somebody would recorrupt my previous wish.[/quote]
Wish Granted: All your previous wishes are corrupted. Your computer shut down because of the virus.
i wish i wish i hadnt killed that fish
I've been declared (by a psychologist) too emotionally unstable to be drafted. You totally gotta re-corrupt that wish, because that so won't work. Sorry dude. But I will grant your wish anyway. You never killed that fish (what fish we're talking about, I have no clue, but anyway) the fish ate you instead.
My wish is that somebody would recorrupt my previous wish.[/quote]
Wish Granted: All your previous wishes are corrupted. Your computer shut down because of the virus.
Bam. That 5 point buck is down. No chasing and no tracking..... By you. A mountain lion is more fixed on the kill than you are and as you begin to field dress the deer she jumps out of a tree behind you biting the back of your neck, breaking your spine at the base of your skull. Paralyzed you begin to suffocate from your lungs not working anymore. All you can do is watch as the cat drags your deer off into the bushes while your brain begins to die.
I wish I could cousiously wander the universe after I die. Do your worst wishmaster.
I wish I could cousiously wander the universe after I die. Do your worst wishmaster.
Anonymous
ha! a wish myself to be granted
your creamy jiff mixed with nutella
unfortunately laced with salmonella
I wish going organic wasn't so expensive
your creamy jiff mixed with nutella
unfortunately laced with salmonella
I wish going organic wasn't so expensive
Anonymous
Granted: your motivation comes back and you run for prime minister. David Cameron has you assassinated.
I wish that I was still ignorant of certain facts in order to remain blissful.
I wish that I was still ignorant of certain facts in order to remain blissful.
Granted. You are so ignorant, that you are now the poster girl for ignorance, and your likeness is plastered all over billboards and public transit busses, with the catchphrase: "Eternal bliss; be an ignoramus or just look like one"
I wish I could speed up time a little, to get past the next month of insane busy-ness and overbooked schedule.
I wish I could speed up time a little, to get past the next month of insane busy-ness and overbooked schedule.
you kill Gale and become famous because of it... sadly this starts a chain of revenge that results in both your death and the reconstruction of society into an "eye for an eye" type place completely...
I wish to publish my first book by next week...
I wish to publish my first book by next week...
