Corrupt a Wish
Granted. The earth is now covered by a winter storm, which is pouring down hail and freezing rain. By this time tomorrow, there is a three inch thick layer of ice covering the planet.
I wish I hadn't used my last wish already...
I wish I hadn't used my last wish already...
Wish granted. The world is now a better place. So good in fact that world leaders have banded together and decided that you have a detremental effect on society and that you should be banned from all but the south pole.
I wish mosquitos could go extinct
I wish mosquitos could go extinct
Wish granted; there are no more mosquitoes but flies and locusts take over and you are a natural magnet for them. You live a miserable lonely life with only these insects for company.
I wish I could travel in time and watch the building of the pyramids.
I wish I could travel in time and watch the building of the pyramids.
Oh? lemme get this straight, you'd like to go back to ancient Egypt and watch tens of thousands of slaves give their blood, sweat and in a lot of cases life for the building of a monument ..jeez, granted, why stop there? Should I send you to observe the Nazi concentration camps too? ..I feel no need to corrupt your wish, its already far too corrupted already ..fo shame Grace ..fo shame
I wish, I wished upon a star
I wish, I wished upon a star
wish granted. The shelter runs very efficiently, so good in fact that it can pay for itself. Of course selling some of the animal parts for homeopathic sex-drives, and other parts for global food retailers helped. And if any of the pets suddenly have an owner then there is always your necromancy contacts or the sex slaves to barter them to.
I wish my grant above could inspire me to write a poem for the 'most sinister mind, spirt, and soul' competition and win it...
I wish my grant above could inspire me to write a poem for the 'most sinister mind, spirt, and soul' competition and win it...
Wish Granted: you are inspired. In fact you are so inspired that you write a whole omnibus about it but now you are chased by sinister people who want to kill you, stuff you and mount you on the wall as a figure of worship.
I wish I can see ghosts and interview them for my book.
I wish I can see ghosts and interview them for my book.
Anonymous
wish granted now ghost you do see
only it's the soul of Marie Curie
unless your book deal in radioactivity
Which I'm sure you did not foresee
I wish I could successfully exchange repartee
only it's the soul of Marie Curie
unless your book deal in radioactivity
Which I'm sure you did not foresee
I wish I could successfully exchange repartee
Wish granted. You are now a far out spaced traveller; while your mind wanders the boundless starry sea and your hands travel in circles before your eyes, your diet of hallucinogenic drugs has meant all that waits you is a fate of drug-adles obscurity, pleasant and happy mind you, but still doped up and void of any true meaning as you sit by a dusty road.
I wish people could understand be better when I speak plainly and sit in wonder when I do not speak plainly.
I wish people could understand be better when I speak plainly and sit in wonder when I do not speak plainly.
Wish granted. People are now incredibly good liars, entirely capable of pretending to understand you. Unfortunately, you simply can't contain yourself when you find out that their false understanding came at the cost of your ability to understand them.
I wish that I could put myself in a medically induced coma and just sleep until my eighteenth birthday (in August)
I wish that I could put myself in a medically induced coma and just sleep until my eighteenth birthday (in August)
