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Corrupt a Wish

Posted: 16th April 2014 2:20pm
johnrot
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par for the course evan....thanx for havin a brotha's back tho......

Posted: 16th April 2014 2:31pm
Edited: 16th April 2014 2:35pm
AscensionES
AscensionES
Aptilneilrionaltion
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More of a Silver tongued fuck than I, John. I'll give you that.

I wish the golf course wasn't shit ;)

Posted: 16th April 2014 5:48pm
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IDryad
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Wish granted :the golf course wasn't shit. It was a lot of sludge made of mud and piss and you keep on getting lost in it.

I wish I play the guitar and is a member of a big band.

Posted: 16th April 2014 6:06pm
MadameLavender
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Granted, but the band you end up in, is the Muppets/Sesame Street.


I wish all my dreams would come true.

Posted: 16th April 2014 6:23pm
poet Anonymous
all your wishes now granted
but your zeal for life now slanted

I wish my wishes to be enchanted

Posted: 16th April 2014 11:44pm
Viddax
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Just like that your wish is granted
But comes with a curse unwanted
Which makes you mind haunted
And your zest for life disenchanted.

I wish I could marshall my artistic thoughts some more so I actually do some art.

Posted: 17th April 2014 00:49am
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IDryad
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Wish Granted: You have marshaled your thoughts and create coherent art, but no one else understand or appreciate them but yourself. You are now a one man art gallery.

I wish I can teleport.

Posted: 17th April 2014 1:05am
7th_son
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wish granted.. you can now teleport at will but are unable to stop as that was something you forgot..

i wish that typing with a broken finger wasn't so amusing..

Posted: 17th April 2014 1:09am
MadameLavender
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Wish granted and now you have to type with your toes and pick your nose with the broken finger.

I wish I wasn't so tired

Posted: 17th April 2014 1:16am
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IDryad
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Wish granted: You are now a very vibrant and tireless person; but you forgot how to rest, and will travel the world tirelessly, and never needing to rest at all. You will miss the feel of slumber but never enjoy it again.

I wish I can speak all languages of the world.

Posted: 17th April 2014 1:45am
anonymouslyhere
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wish granted you can speak every language but in order to do so you must lose all your limbs so new you you have no arms or legs.

I wish I owned the coca cola and PepsiCo company's

Posted: 17th April 2014 1:50am
Edited: 17th April 2014 1:52am
m_abbott1999
m_abbott1999
Madi
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You now own the companies. It's too bad your business management abilities are for the birds! Pepsi and coke products quit being manufactured and you are to blame for the millions of people having withdrawals.

I wish I had no restrictions.

Posted: 17th April 2014 2:03am
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IDryad
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Wish Granted: Restrictions are no longer yours. You move in every edges and zigzags, highs and lows. you end up falling into an endless abyss.

I wish I am a famous singer with lots of fans.

Posted: 17th April 2014 2:06am
anonymouslyhere
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wish granted. you are now unrestricted you were excited you realize you can do anything! so you go steal a car. it was owned by a drug lord you are chased down beat within an inch of your life and are now in ICU realizing how great being restricted is.

i wish i could un brain-wash all the mouth breathers that believe everything doctors and scientists say

Posted: 17th April 2014 12:13pm
Edited: 17th April 2014 12:14pm
7th_son
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Wish granted..  You have successfully been un brainwashed and realize years later that they may have been correct about brushing your teeth as complete decay leaves the lingering taste of death in your mouth that has people turn in fear of the smell of decay..


I wish i was sorcer..

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