Corrupt a Wish
Wish granted, but it all goes down the drain when you take an arrow to the knee. At that point, your friends view you as a liability to their health, and your employer decides to fire you, because you can't stand up while working in the living room section of his furniture store. (Whilst you were still employed there, you were being paid $15 an hour to sit on the furniture and pretend to work.)
I wish that no future wishes will land me in paralysis...
I wish that no future wishes will land me in paralysis...
Wish granted, coke is now cheap. $0.50 a can. Wait, wrong coca? Oops. Guess you wasted your wish.
I wish there was nothing you could do to corrupt my wishes... (I'm sure SOMEBODY will come up with a loop hole, so don't look at that as cheating, it's just extra challenging.
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I wish there was nothing you could do to corrupt my wishes... (I'm sure SOMEBODY will come up with a loop hole, so don't look at that as cheating, it's just extra challenging.
)wish granted. but now people hate you because your no fun and they kick you off the site your sad and go for a walk not thinking you walk in the road are struck by a car and paralyzed. (couldn't resist)
i wish i could be a race car driver
i wish i could be a race car driver
i grant your wish. you are a race car driver, but in a tragic accident you crash and burn on the biggest race of your life. you survive, partially paralysed. after a long slow recovery with a personal trainer who you fall in love with you finally get back behind the wheel... but nobody was aware how extensive your brain damage was. you've forgotten how to drive, and you reverse around the track like a madman shouting 'isnt it the same backwards?' you crash a second time spectacularly taking 3 other drivers with you. again, you survive, but you are definitely paralysed this time, and your tongue hangs out of your mouth too much and your personal trainer resigns and breaks your heart and your family try to take you out in your chair sometimes and constantly take selfies with you and post it to facebook about how much they suffer because of you. they sell your tragic story to a publisher and make a shitload of cash but you dont see that money at all except on your birthday when a party hat is put on your head and you are fed teaspoonfuls of cupcake and lasagne through a straw and everybody plays musical chairs just to fuck with you.
i wish for a unicorn
i wish for a unicorn
AscensionES said:Lol, that was lame as fuck, what are you, twelve?
Nope, seventeen, but obviously somebody corrupted it anyway, so what's it matter? The point was to see what interesting form of corruption would take place if my wish forbade corruption, and I was pleasantly surprised that I still wound up paralyzed. (Wouldn't you guys feel just plain goshdarn terrible if I really was?)
Nope, seventeen, but obviously somebody corrupted it anyway, so what's it matter? The point was to see what interesting form of corruption would take place if my wish forbade corruption, and I was pleasantly surprised that I still wound up paralyzed. (Wouldn't you guys feel just plain goshdarn terrible if I really was?)
wish granted. cocain is now 10 dollars per 5oz you buy a bunch its the best cocain you have ever had unfortunately it was experimental as it had been laced with synthetics in an effort to provide good cocain cheep it damages your brain and you have constant seizures and then are arrested as cocain is illegal you have a seizure in prison while you are seizing a inmate rapes you and chops off your dick. (i figured that would be more entertaining than my first thought which was gonna be you over dose and die lol)
i cigarettes were free
i cigarettes were free
Angel_Of_Darkness said:[quote-259514-AscensionES]Lol, that was lame as fuck, what are you, twelve?
Nope, seventeen, but obviously somebody corrupted it anyway, so what's it matter? The point was to see what interesting form of corruption would take place if my wish forbade corruption, and I was pleasantly surprised that I still wound up paralyzed. (Wouldn't you guys feel just plain goshdarn terrible if I really was?)[/quote]
well not really because if you are didn't cause it and most disabled people i know are alright with being made fun of because that make them feel normal which is what they really want lol
Nope, seventeen, but obviously somebody corrupted it anyway, so what's it matter? The point was to see what interesting form of corruption would take place if my wish forbade corruption, and I was pleasantly surprised that I still wound up paralyzed. (Wouldn't you guys feel just plain goshdarn terrible if I really was?)[/quote]
well not really because if you are didn't cause it and most disabled people i know are alright with being made fun of because that make them feel normal which is what they really want lol
anonymouslyhere said:wish granted. cocain is now 10 dollars per 5oz you buy a bunch its the best cocain you have ever had unfortunately it was experimental as it had been laced with synthetics in an effort to provide good cocain cheep it damages your brain and you have constant seizures and then are arrested as cocain is illegal you have a seizure in prison while you are seizing a inmate rapes you and chops off your dick. (i figured that would be more entertaining than my first thought which was gonna be you over dose and die lol)
i cigarettes were free
Hahaha, that's fucking hilarious! You should raise Angel Agony. The boy needs a stern old man!
i cigarettes were free
Hahaha, that's fucking hilarious! You should raise Angel Agony. The boy needs a stern old man!
AscensionES said:[quote-259537-anonymouslyhere]wish granted. cocain is now 10 dollars per 5oz you buy a bunch its the best cocain you have ever had unfortunately it was experimental as it had been laced with synthetics in an effort to provide good cocain cheep it damages your brain and you have constant seizures and then are arrested as cocain is illegal you have a seizure in prison while you are seizing a inmate rapes you and chops off your dick. (i figured that would be more entertaining than my first thought which was gonna be you over dose and die lol)
i cigarettes were free
Hahaha, that's fucking hilarious! You should raise Angel Agony. The boy needs a stern old man![/quote]
i thought you would enjoy that lol.
haha depending on what month he was born he might be older than me lol
i cigarettes were free
Hahaha, that's fucking hilarious! You should raise Angel Agony. The boy needs a stern old man![/quote]
i thought you would enjoy that lol.
haha depending on what month he was born he might be older than me lol
anonymouslyhere said:wish granted. cocain is now 10 dollars per 5oz you buy a bunch its the best cocain you have ever had unfortunately it was experimental as it had been laced with synthetics in an effort to provide good cocain cheep it damages your brain and you have constant seizures and then are arrested as cocain is illegal you have a seizure in prison while you are seizing a inmate rapes you and chops off your dick. (i figured that would be more entertaining than my first thought which was gonna be you over dose and die lol)
i cigarettes were free
Wish Granted: Cigarettes are now free. There are heaps of it everywhere, but everyone have sworn off cigarettes and you have turned into a seahorse and can't smoke anymore, in any way at all.
I wish I am a mermaid and live in an undersea kingdom.
i cigarettes were free
Wish Granted: Cigarettes are now free. There are heaps of it everywhere, but everyone have sworn off cigarettes and you have turned into a seahorse and can't smoke anymore, in any way at all.
I wish I am a mermaid and live in an undersea kingdom.
