Corrupt a Wish
Wish granted. But it takes more than a license for a gun to make a man. That, and someone else sees you with the gun and shoots you. Better safe through killing, than sorry and killed! Great news, sort of, that person now becomes a belligernet politician so coming up next after the decade adverts is global genocide, hooray. Now if only you had shot them...
I wish the DU exodus (look it up!) had not happened.
I wish the DU exodus (look it up!) had not happened.
Pssst don't look now, but we are more or less back to normal... so wish granted, and I don't know how to twist that... crap, now I'm gonna have Craic grumbling at me for not following the rules. Hmmm. OK, the exodus never happened, but your account is plagued by every troll this site has ever had, and you get so many abusive comments, you have to shut down your account.
I wish late night writing sessions were followed by care-free lazy days.
I wish late night writing sessions were followed by care-free lazy days.
Granted, you now have neffinloreumn, a disease you picked up while trying to replicate that scene in American pie, only you had no pie so you stuck a load of liver into an empty jam jar, heated it in the microwave for thirty seconds the proceeded to gain carnal knowledge of the warm liver, frankly this wish is disgusting, probably the worst I've come across in all my living years and will probably never look liver in the eye again.
I wish all people around the world would dump their watches into huge piles then have all the piles smelted then sculptured into giant hands giving two fingers
I wish all people around the world would dump their watches into huge piles then have all the piles smelted then sculptured into giant hands giving two fingers
Your wish is granted. You spend most of your time staring at the beautiful creation you wished for, and regret asking for it to be made of ALL the watches in the world cos now you have to climb a platform higher than Everest to see it from above.
One day when your not as careful as you usually are, you slip from the platform and gain a new level of understanding of being 'given the finger'. You die impaled from anus to mouth by the fingers of time(damn I'm good)
I wish I had more sex (without getting any std's)
One day when your not as careful as you usually are, you slip from the platform and gain a new level of understanding of being 'given the finger'. You die impaled from anus to mouth by the fingers of time(damn I'm good)
I wish I had more sex (without getting any std's)
Granted, you've jumped from five times daily to 48 times daily, fact is you just can't get enough of it. This new burst of testosterone is taking its toll though, your parents aren't speaking to you, you're losing sight in both eyes and your girlfriend is wondering why one arm has more muscle than the other one, then catches you on her camera phone knocking one out to Loose women, she posts it on youtube and it goes viral for all the wrong reasons, you're family hold an intervention and persuade you to go to church camp to get fixed, you got fixed good and proper and earned the name Lord of the rings
I wish Jhon Lennon missed that bullet when tried to head butt it out of the way
I wish Jhon Lennon missed that bullet when tried to head butt it out of the way
Wish granted, John Lennon dodged the bullet, and became mad at the world because someone tried to kill him. He then stayed home and stopped writing music, and began life as a hermit. In order to make a living, he came out at night and stole every copy of his own music, and sold them all on the black market to the same person who tried to kill him. When he found out who he sold it to, he blew up the earth.
I wish I could go without sleep endlessly.
I wish I could go without sleep endlessly.
wish granted. you never have to sleep you you stay up so long you want to sleep but you cant so you try sleeping meds they don't work you go totally insane and end up living in a pshyco ward.
I wish I has a life time supply of mtn dew kickstart
I wish I has a life time supply of mtn dew kickstart
Wish granted, but you spent all your money on the vehicle before realizing that in fine print it states: "engine not included". Additionally, you have lost your job and have no source of income, forcing you to put the Bronco up for sale, but the only offer you receive is a trade: the Bronco for the engine that wasn't included.
I wish I hadn't wished for a new genie, because now I'm paralyzed...
I wish I hadn't wished for a new genie, because now I'm paralyzed...
Wish granted. After 10 years of wasted time searching tirelessly for that beautiful bronco you found it on Craigslist. $6000! What a bargain! She's perfect. You got the bronco to your place now, time to get to fixing. Too bad you just spent the last of your savings on the tow truck to bring it to your place. And you have no clue how to go about popping that engine in.
I wish I had had a childhood.
I wish I had had a childhood.
Granted, you are now the proud owner of a childhood. this hood was used in 6th century Briton for placing over children's heads before being hung for stealing apples and other luxuries from the mart. Unfortunately the hood is haunted by every child hung while wearing it and it brings you nothing but sleepless nights and scary conversations with ghostly children
I wish the wind had colours
I wish the wind had colours
