Look who's back!

They told me I can stay if:

I start attending services again
Cut my hair
Shave my beard
Stop dating
Clean my room
Stop watching porn
Leave DUP because they saw a user with a middle finger in their profile picture
Stop playing racing games because they're violent (wtf, really?)
Wear a helmet while skateboarding
Stop asking for rides from them (wtf else is a person without a license to do?)
Stop listening to music that has curse words
Stop listening to music that has suggestive lyrics
Stop listening to music that has screaming



might be some things to consider tryin

your previous actions got you here and apparently you want something different.

it's way easier to change your own behavior than that of the world's...

when my girlfriend said she would leave me
if i didnt stop sleeping in a tent
i rented a room for 30 dollars a week.

she actually got pissed at me because she
suffered giving me that ultimatum
and i was able to get the room that very day.

kind of like shark bait swimming thru the wall of bubbles