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Is it just me?  But is something up with DU?

poet Anonymous

Why not just once and for all have EVERYONE petition the mods who will petition the web mistress to rid DU of this most vile scourge that is 'erotica'. Then stick your heads back in the sand or ride off on your unicorns while proclaiming this most righteous of all victories! Of course no I'll will directed towards anyone, just an opinion of what always surfaces as the source of ALL problems when finger pointing season comes around. A simple solution for simple minds.

Atakti
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Wow, 8 pages worth of comments, so it's bothering quite a few. DU will ebb and flow with the blood flowing through.

Who riled Tornado? We still flogging the dead scapegoat of erotica? Get over it, people. Some good, some bad, lotsa people watching – sounds like normal Friday night at the local library orgy.


DystopianMelody
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I think quite a bit of those 8 pages were piss-flap talk from DP. Did you know he has a a rusty penis? All his ex girlfriends need tetanus shots. I know it depends on all the bluds who're about, but there does seem to be a lack of vocal bluds around lately.
As for the tornado that blew through the thread a bit ago, I think a lot of people riled him up with their thinly veiled jealousy over how many views erotica gets. And tornados jealous that the haters got unicorns. Personally I prefer narwhal.
And no officer, I'm not intoxificated.

poet Anonymous

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Bc I don't care anymore

stormiwyndz
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It's sad. Really sad, to see you guys act like this. You are writers Good, bad, ugly, beautiful...And the fact that some of you would rather bitch about piddly shit than say, "yes, we need to work together to make this great!" is just sad. I'm new here. Little over a week. I have read some masterpieces. I have read some that weren't that good. But the fact of the matter is that we all share ourselves in what we write. Just that fact alone makes every poem here unique and beautiful. The only problem I can see...it's that some of you need to get your swollen heads out of your butts and deflate your pompous egos. And some need to stop letting envy turn them into the very monsters they bitch about. I will keep writing regardless of what any of you think. I will stand on my desk and scream, "Oh CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN!" Just my opinion. ~Stormi~

case28
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stormiwyndz said:It's sad. Really sad, too, see you guys act like this. You are writers. Good, bad, ugly, beautiful...And the fact that some of you would rather bitch about piddly shit than say, "yes, we need to work together to make this great!" is just sad. I'm new here. Little over a week. I have read some masterpieces. I have read some that weren't that good. But the fact of the matter is, this we all share ourselves in what we write. Just that fact alone makes every poem here unique and beautiful. The only problem I can see...it's that some of you need to get your swollen heads out of your butts and deflate your pompous egos. And some need to stop letting envy turn them into the very monsters they bitch about. Just my opinion. ~Stormi~


Good on you, Stormi. This is new wave.

This place is what you make it. Everybody, get back to work!

stormiwyndz
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Thank you. And YEP!!! On IT!

stormiwyndz
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I like narwhals too! They are aquatic unicorns!

Magdalena
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tornado said:Why not just once and for all have EVERYONE petition the mods who will petition the web mistress to rid DU of this most vile scourge that is 'erotica'. Then stick your heads back in the sand or ride off on your unicorns while proclaiming this most righteous of all victories! Of course no I'll will directed towards anyone, just an opinion of what always surfaces as the source of ALL problems when finger pointing season comes around. A simple solution for simple minds.

Hey Tornado. On the most part, the erotic whining comes from short time members who are new or fairly new to the ways of the DU.  There may be a fraction of old time members who get up in arms about the reads/views of erotica Vs everything else (which is pointless)  The rest is just banter/tongue-in-cheek.

Give me the banter/tongue-in-cheek over the whining anytime. Nonetheless, I want a fucking Unicorn!! (stamps feet)



dartford
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your fucking unicorn, Mags...
is this erotica

or am I just being
myth ogynistic...

DystopianMelody
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Most mornings I'm a unihorn for a while, how come I'm not considered a mystical creature?

poet Anonymous

Viddax said:Aha! It is not just you snugglebuck. To me DU seems to be in somewhat of a rut: a rut of lazing in the sunshine and mellow production. As apposed to the days and weeks of frenzied activity, or the rare Ages of Wonders where one poem or competition generates a horde of replies, posts, poems, and thoughts.
It seems to have been this way since the copying debacle, can't remember the exact topic or site involved, but that one where a poet from another site was copying poems here and trying to defend acts of blatant plagiarisation.
Its not too quiet, not quite dead, as it felt after the 'Exodus', but not fully firing on all cylinders.

Still, a good time to rest and restore strength so that the dragon of inspiration can blaze forth once more...




Damn, I think I just saw Hydra raise his blazing head in a new profile. Reported it to three mods. I'm going to cloak a while again...

Magdalena
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dartford said:your fucking unicorn, Mags...
is this erotica

or am I just being
myth ogynistic...


I draw the line at bestiality Paul




DystopianMelody said:how come I'm not considered a mystical creature?

I'm sure you are in a bat sense

snugglebuck
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case28 said:Yeah, I think there's been some major misunderstandings if anybody thinks Miss Gs comments were directed at anybody but me. It was clearly a joke... damn, DU is so tense these days.

I understand completely. We who suffer funny bone syndrome shouldn't always be taken at face value.  My sarcastic satire has been misinterpreted on more then one occasion.

snugglebuck
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tornado said:Why not just once and for all have EVERYONE petition the mods who will petition the web mistress to rid DU of this most vile scourge that is 'erotica'. Then stick your heads back in the sand or ride off on your unicorns while proclaiming this most righteous of all victories! Of course no I'll will directed towards anyone, just an opinion of what always surfaces as the source of ALL problems when finger pointing season comes around. A simple solution for simple minds.

Well that's all fine and good, except what will I have to get me through the lonely cold Minnesota nights.  If erotica should disappear from DU, I may be forced to start surfing porn engines to satisfy my horny toad that exists within.

And I hate porn, cause unlike the erotica at DU, those people have absolutely no imaginations at all.  None!

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