A DU convention; what sort of mood would prvail?
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A full blown, knockdown drunken orgy with at least 3 fistfights and 1 unplanned pregnancy.
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• 7 votes •
An air of goodwill and fellowship among artists.
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Intellectual deep discussions punctuated by philosophical arguments.
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• 1 vote •
A cold clash of competitive egos.
A DU convention; what sort of mood would prvail?
snugglebuck said:[quote-293824-Magdalena]I will probably be the fist fight and unplanned pregnancy, ugh. 
Oh dear me!
Sounds like some sort of Klingon mating ritual.
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Qu’vatlh! naDev bIreHmeH qIvonDu’lIj Dalo’Qo’! Sop latlh nuvpu’ ’e’ lunID!
Translation: Make damn sure that’s the last time you play with your balls here where other people are trying to eat!
There will be many Klingon rituals ... Bring your Bat' leth
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo5694RDrZ1qzlydfo1_400.gif
Oh dear me!
Sounds like some sort of Klingon mating ritual.
[/quote] Qu’vatlh! naDev bIreHmeH qIvonDu’lIj Dalo’Qo’! Sop latlh nuvpu’ ’e’ lunID!
Translation: Make damn sure that’s the last time you play with your balls here where other people are trying to eat!
There will be many Klingon rituals ... Bring your Bat' leth
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo5694RDrZ1qzlydfo1_400.gif
MadameLavender said:I'm sure there'd be some of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDlNNo42saQ
ML ... I love ya but I don't think we can put you on the activities committee after that video.
Are there any resident painters who'd like to help with costuming for the poetic readings:
http://photos2.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/e/4/b/8/event_167878552.jpeg
http://fattuesdaykeywest.com/wp-content/uploads/fantasyfest2_web-300x276.jpg
ML ... I love ya but I don't think we can put you on the activities committee after that video.
Are there any resident painters who'd like to help with costuming for the poetic readings:
http://photos2.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/e/4/b/8/event_167878552.jpeg
http://fattuesdaykeywest.com/wp-content/uploads/fantasyfest2_web-300x276.jpg
LobodeSanPedro said:[quote-293915-MadameLavender]I'm sure there'd be some of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDlNNo42saQ
ML ... I love ya but I don't think we can put you on the activities committee after that video.
Are there any resident painters who'd like to help with costuming for the poetic readings:
I'm not very good with a brush, but I did some profound finger painting when I was five.
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ML ... I love ya but I don't think we can put you on the activities committee after that video.
Are there any resident painters who'd like to help with costuming for the poetic readings:
I'm not very good with a brush, but I did some profound finger painting when I was five.
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Poetryman said:WHAT? Only one unplanned pregnancy? I guess that mean all the others were expected...
I'll bring my air mattress, you bring the K-Y...
JJ
It did say "at least". Though whether the fist-fight to pregnancy ration alters due to the increase of one, is probably a sign to invite the statisticians convention to join in...
I'll bring my air mattress, you bring the K-Y...
JJ
It did say "at least". Though whether the fist-fight to pregnancy ration alters due to the increase of one, is probably a sign to invite the statisticians convention to join in...
Viddax said:[quote-293945-Poetryman]WHAT? Only one unplanned pregnancy? I guess that mean all the others were expected...
I'll bring my air mattress, you bring the K-Y...
JJ
It did say "at least". Though whether the fist-fight to pregnancy ration alters due to the increase of one, is probably a sign to invite the statisticians convention to join in...[/quote]
We'll be doing it while nerds with clipboards watch? Sounds like a fetish video.
I'll bring my air mattress, you bring the K-Y...
JJ
It did say "at least". Though whether the fist-fight to pregnancy ration alters due to the increase of one, is probably a sign to invite the statisticians convention to join in...[/quote]
We'll be doing it while nerds with clipboards watch? Sounds like a fetish video.
Shall we tell the truth?
Because there is no Caps-lock in real life, most would be sat silent.
Most would turn out to be complete pussies, and pretty fuckin' unattractive to boot.
There would be a large proportion of house-bound fat cunts, with stupid for a middle name.
The average age would be about 13.
One or two extreme extroverts would fuck it up for everyone else.
There would be a shitload of lightweights passing out on about two bottles of piss-weak beer.
There would, after a couple of drinks, be a whole lot of wank once the wanna-bes warmed up to the idea of talking about being 'a writer'.
It would feel about as inspiring as a rainy saturday morning at the mall.
Anyone worth their salt wouldn't come, preferring to keep their drugs, their mind and their dick away from the risk of being wasted, unappreciated or arrested.
Because there is no Caps-lock in real life, most would be sat silent.
Most would turn out to be complete pussies, and pretty fuckin' unattractive to boot.
There would be a large proportion of house-bound fat cunts, with stupid for a middle name.
The average age would be about 13.
One or two extreme extroverts would fuck it up for everyone else.
There would be a shitload of lightweights passing out on about two bottles of piss-weak beer.
There would, after a couple of drinks, be a whole lot of wank once the wanna-bes warmed up to the idea of talking about being 'a writer'.
It would feel about as inspiring as a rainy saturday morning at the mall.
Anyone worth their salt wouldn't come, preferring to keep their drugs, their mind and their dick away from the risk of being wasted, unappreciated or arrested.
snugglebuck said:[quote-294096-Viddax][quote-293945-Poetryman]WHAT? Only one unplanned pregnancy? I guess that mean all the others were expected...
I'll bring my air mattress, you bring the K-Y...
JJ
It did say "at least". Though whether the fist-fight to pregnancy ration alters due to the increase of one, is probably a sign to invite the statisticians convention to join in...[/quote]
We'll be doing it while nerds with clipboards watch? Sounds like a fetish video.[/quote]
Well I never said they would join in by keeping stats... they may well join in the fist-fights and pregnancies if only to keep the numbers balanced. Don't knock being a nerd: it takes a lot of brains to make machines your lust screams for and not just give into lust.
Though part-stats part-fetish: sounds like DU.
Looks like hemi could fit the position of grumpy old guy/neighbour at the party: complaining about the drink, food, noise and everything in general. (Maybe rightly so!?)
I'll bring my air mattress, you bring the K-Y...
JJ
It did say "at least". Though whether the fist-fight to pregnancy ration alters due to the increase of one, is probably a sign to invite the statisticians convention to join in...[/quote]
We'll be doing it while nerds with clipboards watch? Sounds like a fetish video.[/quote]
Well I never said they would join in by keeping stats... they may well join in the fist-fights and pregnancies if only to keep the numbers balanced. Don't knock being a nerd: it takes a lot of brains to make machines your lust screams for and not just give into lust.
Though part-stats part-fetish: sounds like DU.
Looks like hemi could fit the position of grumpy old guy/neighbour at the party: complaining about the drink, food, noise and everything in general. (Maybe rightly so!?)
Anonymous
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I have a feeling some of those "house-bound fat cunts" might have their own version of pin the tail on the donkey they'd like to play with you HH ...
http://25.media.tumblr.com/f702cb6cc12cd596d6ebe5c33ab1fae8/tumblr_myaa31F3fa1t0mz5wo1_400.gif
hemihead said:Shall we tell the truth?
Because there is no Caps-lock in real life, most would be sat silent.
Most would turn out to be complete pussies, and pretty fuckin' unattractive to boot.
There would be a large proportion of house-bound fat cunts, with stupid for a middle name.
The average age would be about 13.
One or two extreme extroverts would fuck it up for everyone else.
There would be a shitload of lightweights passing out on about two bottles of piss-weak beer.
There would, after a couple of drinks, be a whole lot of wank once the wanna-bes warmed up to the idea of talking about being 'a writer'.
It would feel about as inspiring as a rainy saturday morning at the mall.
Anyone worth their salt wouldn't come, preferring to keep their drugs, their mind and their dick away from the risk of being wasted, unappreciated or arrested.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/f702cb6cc12cd596d6ebe5c33ab1fae8/tumblr_myaa31F3fa1t0mz5wo1_400.gif
hemihead said:Shall we tell the truth?
Because there is no Caps-lock in real life, most would be sat silent.
Most would turn out to be complete pussies, and pretty fuckin' unattractive to boot.
There would be a large proportion of house-bound fat cunts, with stupid for a middle name.
The average age would be about 13.
One or two extreme extroverts would fuck it up for everyone else.
There would be a shitload of lightweights passing out on about two bottles of piss-weak beer.
There would, after a couple of drinks, be a whole lot of wank once the wanna-bes warmed up to the idea of talking about being 'a writer'.
It would feel about as inspiring as a rainy saturday morning at the mall.
Anyone worth their salt wouldn't come, preferring to keep their drugs, their mind and their dick away from the risk of being wasted, unappreciated or arrested.
Anonymous
I'll be out back
