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BigVirge
Big Virge
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So many things to be grateful for .......

However, I have to say I am surprised that nobody here is grateful for, " Their Mind ", without which, most of the smart alecks on here would be doing/saying what exactly ... ?

Hmmm, pointless drivel .... ??? Ooops, did I really say that, well, i'm also grateful for sarcasm .... which may be deemed as the lowest form of wit, but it is also deemed in some quarters, to be, the HIGHEST form of Intelligence ... boy I am grateful i've got some of that ... well, a lil bit at least .....

johnrot
Tyrant of Words
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thank fuck for my hands

saw a double amputee at the dmv the other day
that dude's got it rough
he'll never play guitar,touch boobs,turn a wrench,write a poem,jerk off,wipe his ass quite the same again..

poet Anonymous

Its amazing what people can overcome and learn to live with or without. Being an amputee I imagine is definitely among the toughest things a person can experience.


Viddax
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johnrot said:thank fuck for my hands

saw a double amputee at the dmv the other day
that dude's got it rough
he'll never play guitar,touch boobs,turn a wrench,write a poem,jerk off,wipe his ass quite the same again..


But all the more sympathy for motorboating. Also: mouth organs, mechanics to do it for you, dictation/dicktation, dicktation again (as in someone else using it following your dictation), bear-style. In that order. [Also, unless the dude in question was working at the dmv, he doesn't really need to be there.]

Thank fudge for inspiration and positivity.

johnrot
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Viddax said:[quote-288622-johnrot]thank fuck for my hands

saw a double amputee at the dmv the other day
that dude's got it rough
he'll never play guitar,touch boobs,turn a wrench,write a poem,jerk off,wipe his ass quite the same again..


But all the more sympathy for motorboating. Also: mouth organs, mechanics to do it for you, dictation/dicktation, dicktation again (as in someone else using it following your dictation), bear-style. In that order. [Also, unless the dude in question was working at the dmv, he doesn't really need to be there.]

Thank fudge for inspiration and positivity.[/ ]


he was there to change his license status after gettin prostetics .. he'll be aight.soldier. i get it,drink water drive on...

but im still thankful for these phalanges and 2 opposable thumbs..

poet Anonymous

proudly silver vast
naughty wintertime snapping
chaotic grateful

I am grateful for absurdities like random word generators. ( I had one write the haiku above! lol.)

PrototypeD
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I'm grateful for my legs, for they kick out what my heart does not love.

poet Anonymous

Im grateful for Lawrence Krauss.

poet Anonymous

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Atakti
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Thankful for a flat tyre, that was a slow puncture and not a blowout in the rain.

Yep.

The_Crone
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Thankful for the moon, the ability to reason, sex, cigarettes, and tequila.

And For Tom Robbins for writing a book about all these things.

The_Crone
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And food and power tools.

I'm quite thankful for those as well.

poet Anonymous

I'm thankful for that one pilgram who, in his best John Wayne voice, said: "Well pilgrams, I think an ocean cruise is the way to go".

fieryangelsouljia
M6rr6g6n
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I would like to thank the gods for toothbrushes and lemon juice.

Atakti
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Thankful for makeup remover. Panda eyes are limiting.

Also, icecubes.

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