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poet Anonymous

This experience Grace had was really interesting.

http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poems/211985-for-marius/

poet Anonymous

HollyDove said:

Something wants to fire you up, Magnetron.

Maybe a ghostly chicken looking for revenge.

Can you reset the timer to all zeros?  If so, see what happens then.


There's an egg splattered on my window
and the cat is hanging on the screen
Bawk up, Jack
it's time to crack
It ain't e'en Halloween...

very superstitious
thirteen chicken toes
scratchin at your back door
grab the rubber hose...


Flip and burn, baby
Flip and burn.


johnrot
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When i don't take my medication I set my truck keys and cell phone down in one spot,look away for just a second and lil gremlins put them someplace else.

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Magnetron just threw a sKILLet  at me behind the Port Master's back.



I suppose I'm lucky it wasn't his bed pan.

Magnetron
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Peter_Pan said:Magnetron just threw a sKILLet  at me behind the Port Master's back.

I suppose I'm lucky it wasn't his bed pan.


Wasn't me. I use an oil drain pan. And I wasn't even in the room.

Duncan
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I am dead. :)

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m_abbott1999
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Sounds like marbles are dropping and bouncing off linoleum tile in my walls quite often. Spooky thing is...there's no linoleum tiling in my walls!
Trolls again?
Bet they're the same ones who steal my undies!

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Today the glass to one of my ceiling light fixtures exploded into a million pieces all over the hallway carpet. The three screws that held the glass in place weren't loose, so it didn't fall to the floor and shatter.  And the light wasn't turned on.

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SirCreepy said:I have, on occasion, been known to pee in the kitchen sink. How's that for bizarre?

Better to be pissed off than pissed on....a wise man once said.

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Id wake pinned to Mattress in my crazy
House in Eureka Spings feeling arroused...and weight on me.
Had sensual, not dirty dreams constantly which is unlike me...
I would smell lilacs my favorite smell...my favorite flower...
A shadow man would follow me from my house if i walked late at night ...
I would hear and catch him in the corner of my eye...it was comforting...

I thought i was going crazy...even though this town is famous for it's haunted hotels....the Crecent Hotel..
Old 1800's victorian town...

Until one night i was walking to the bar late...and it was very snowy.
A car came sliding out of nowhere towards me and was going to hit me...
I was pushed out of the way....
Felt touch..forceful touch...was thrown far...
And it saved my life.
The man gets out of the car and asks if he hit the man that pushed me.
He had seen him.
No one was there....
It was my shadow man.

True fucking story.

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