Who wins the DUP DATING APP - Hot Horny Single Poets comp?

50.00% • 7 votes • HollyDove: http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poems/179649-dating-profile-for-nazi-zombie/
28.57% • 4 votes • RalfTheNose: http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/forum/competitions/read/7331/15/
21.43% • 3 votes • Khadija (Mourganna): http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/forum/competitions/read/7331/15/
Total votes: 14
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Who wins the DUP DATING APP - Hot Horny Single Poets comp?

case28
Alexander Case
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I ran this dating profile comp that went down like a cuckold on all fours cleaning up the aftermath, but I had a few sleazy and cringe worthy entries that followed the criteria and saved my ass [purely out of pity].

Please take the time to read and vote for the entry you think is most worthy of the accolade for the DUP DATING APP - Hot Horny Single Poet.

Link to Comp:
http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/forum/competitions/read/7331/

Comp Criteria:
Write a poem or prose, just make it funny, sweet and sexy, dirty, vulgar, desperate or just downright creepy.

The DUP dating app has a maximum of 500 characters. [I'll be checking]

The winner will be decided by a DUP poll [vote].



VOTING CLOSES IN 5 DAYS FROM THE DATE OF THIS POST.

johnrot
Tyrant of Words
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even tho she's a biatch and she hates me, it's def holly dove dude....

creativity and wit off the chain...

sorry not jus talkin shit alex...

i thought a lil justification behind a vote would be ok...

case28
Alexander Case
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Yeah, that's cool with me, JR. Thanks for voting.

Holly's cool, she just needs to be rubbed in the right direction... I mean that totally in a nonsexual way.

poet Anonymous



I'll flip you all a fly from my Nazi cap. TY



Magdalena
Spartalena
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I voted, it was close between two.

case28
Alexander Case
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Thanks Mags... Anybody else wanna date a Nazi zombie with a detachable penis or a 30 something well hung virgin with a hyper colour afro or a Norwegian cougar that will get horny on your helmet.... Grrrrrrrr!

case28
Alexander Case
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Less than 10 hours to vote in this poll before I announce the winner. Vote now! It's free!

case28
Alexander Case
Dangerous Mind
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THIS POLL IS NOW CLOSED!!!            ...thanks for voting.

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