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Viddax
Lord Viddax
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DystopianMelody
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Aww c'mon voldemort, now you're just hurting my feelings
Since this is the secrets thread, it'd be the perfect place to come clean about being the dark lord...

Waterviolet
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Hahahahahahahaha nice

Gg78
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I stold from a mentally Ill person . I'm not proud of it . But it felt so good.

johnrot
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what you take GG?

i still got my wallet and my weed?

Gg78
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A shirt , I have my reasons ^_~

johnrot
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i still have a toe in my freezzer...

real talk...

Waterviolet
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Ok ill bite
Y u got a toe in your freezer?
Whitch one u cant brag uniless its the big toe

johnrot
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cuz i cut it off at work las summer and the hospital couldn't put it back on but told me i couldn't keep it either cuz it was medical waste, so i stole it and brought it home...

it was the one next to the pinky toe but i still got it my fn freezer...

used to be my avatar, people been her a min can vouch.......

Waterviolet
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Wgen i had my apendix tacken out i asked to see it
So they braut it to my room but i never considred steeling it
Looking back inguess inshould have lol

DystopianMelody
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This is kind of an open secret on DU, but you NEVER ask jr about his fucking toe. He loves showing off the ugly little one who got divorced from his foot. Believe me, you don't wanna see it.

johnrot
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i was thinkin on the anniversary of our seperation next yr i might go into the korean nail shop and get it a pedicure..........

DystopianMelody
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There's a bar in Canada that has a pickled toe that they put in drinks. Apparently you get your photo on the wall if you finish the toe-drink. The toe has to touch your lips though. I think you should donate it...

Waterviolet
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U should go out for dinner and have chilly
And find it in your chilly then u can sue the pants
Off the resturant and be ritch beotch

johnrot
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i'll win that contest anyday,str8 gargle with it, but fuck a photo i'm takin the toe home,keep mine company.....

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