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What fruit best describes you sexually?

infinitebeauty
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You can name any fruit more than one but please give detail as of why this/these particular fruit/s describes you sexually.

naathalie___
moongirl
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What

is

this

?

I don't know about you but I prefer asking questions that
would make more sense that this.
Really, name a fruit that describes your sexuality?
Honestly, this is unnecessary.
I don't care if this makes me look negative or rude,
but I don't come to this website to be asked what fruit describes
my sexuality.
How do you even answer that question?

Oh, hmm/ you know a banana probably
describes my sexuality because I like dicks, you know?
No. This is pointless.

johnrot
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i'll play

I am

the good ol north american red apple. nice and crispy and tasty but the seeds contain small amounts of cyanide. so consuming sufficiently large amounts leads to nausea, stomach cramps, diarrhea and  possibly death.

Read more: Fruit Seeds That Are Poisonous | Garden Guides http://www.gardenguides.com/126071-fruit-seeds-poisonous.html#ixzz3H01orHj1

m_abbott1999
Madi
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The Apples are tasting mighty fine 'round these parts about now, rot.

I'd have to go with a Georgia peach in June...ripe for the picking, tangy and juicy.
And because I like peaches. Here in New England, they've been about the size of softballs lately!

Waterviolet
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Ok i would probly be grapefruit  i am sweet if u ad sugar
But may sting if i get in your eye

johnrot
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hahhahaaah!!!!

nice WV........

Grace
IDryad
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Sexuality and fruits...interesting. Soursop...? Definitely. Cure some form of cancer they say.

poet Anonymous

now I want Lychee or Litchi, like citrus fruits, it's an excellent source of vitamin C; 100 g fresh fruits provide 71.5 mg or 119% of daily-recommended value. Studies suggest that consumption of fruits rich in vitamin C helps the human body develop resistance against infectious agents and scavenge harmful, pro-inflammatory free radicals.

Kou_Indigo
Karam L. Parveen-Ashton
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In my case? A fresh blood-red pomegranate: tasty, juicy, and sweet once you get to the sweetness inside. And once you give it a taste, you’ll want more, and probably find no other fruit as delicious! Like in the tale of how Persephone tasted the pomegranate, finding it irresistible, and became Hades’ ever after. There’s a lot to be said for such succulent fruit. ;)

forgodsake
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a tomato. it doesnt mesh well with other fruit.

bisexualkitty
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Im a pineapple
I am tough to get to but once you get in im so sweet
Im also a bit tangy in bed and i have juicy curves

UnleashedHeathen
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I'm a grape. You only have to bite once, then I'm gone! (Because biting is sexy)

Gg78
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A drupe it's such a fleshy fruit

poet Anonymous

Lemon, fun, sour yet pleasant in small doses, but not to everyone's taste. When paired with the one right sugar or spice, there's nothing more satisfying.

poet Anonymous

johnrot said:i'll play

I am

the good ol north american red apple. nice and crispy and tasty but the seeds contain small amounts of cyanide. so consuming sufficiently large amounts leads to nausea, stomach cramps, diarrhea and  possibly death.

Read more: Fruit Seeds That Are Poisonous | Garden Guides http://www.gardenguides.com/126071-fruit-seeds-poisonous.html#ixzz3H01orHj1


Oooh dangerous yet delectable...

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