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i can't believe you said that?

Posted: 10th August 2014 2:02am
TheWayItIs
TheWayItIs
PerilousKid
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United States
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"Well sorry"

Posted: 29th August 2014 5:32pm
TinasExWifey
TinasExWifey
Strange Creature
Joined 29th Aug 2014
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There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy uranus

Posted: 13th September 2014 1:50am
uniqueshaky
uniqueshaky
Thought Provoker
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"make me a sandwich"

Posted: 13th September 2014 1:59am
poet Anonymous
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Posted: 13th September 2014 3:11am
anonymouslyhere
anonymouslyhere
Pariah Shadow
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"What did I do to deserve you?... I don't think I killed anybody or anything"

Posted: 13th September 2014 3:12am
anonymouslyhere
anonymouslyhere
Pariah Shadow
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Lol, you should write geico commercials! That was priceless.

Posted: 13th September 2014 4:37am
Edited: 13th September 2014 5:52am - edited 2 times
johnrot
johnrot
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babe you look like marilyn manson without makeup in the mornin
in a good way............

Posted: 13th September 2014 6:22am
ThyHoneynut
ThyHoneynut
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"I just cummed in your ass"

"That wasn't my ass...."

"Wait what?"

Posted: 22nd November 2014 6:36am
Kou_Indigo
Kou_Indigo
Karam L. Parveen-Ashton
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Worst thing I ever said to my significant other (thank the Goddess she was understanding) had to be this piece of way, way too much information:

“Honey, I have to be honest with you about something… I have partially alien DNA.”

Trust me, there is never a good time to say that to someone who wasn’t expecting it. Not that anybody ever really expects that!

Her reaction? “That explains so much about you!” Priceless.

Then again, I do rather act like I’m from another planet half the time. *Giggle*

Posted: 22nd November 2014 11:35am
Sass
Sass
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Joined 15th July 2014
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Did you lose weight or something?
Cause now I can get my arms around you😒

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