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i can't believe you said that?

AscensionES
Aptilneilrionaltion
Dangerous Mind
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"You're not going to eat that, are you?"

anonymouslyhere
Pariah Shadow
Dangerous Mind
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Joined 31st Oct 2013
Forum Posts: 1633

"Why are you always correcting me?"

"Your always fucking wrong, why else?"

EngrVV
D_Poetic Engineer
Dangerous Mind
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Joined 11th Sep 2012
Forum Posts: 2483

What did you say? Fuck it!

Waterviolet
Fire of Insight
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Does it always smell like that ??

TheWayItIs
PerilousKid
Twisted Dreamer
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Ily
Ily2

poet Anonymous

sometimes, when babies come out this early...they're black.


poet Anonymous

It's okay if it's that time of month, I'll just lay some newspaper over the sheets.

poet Anonymous

Me: "Would you stop interrupting me and LISTEN to me?"
He: "Okay; I won't say another word the whole damned day."
Then he lays down in bed to sulk and just farts at everything I say.

jemac
Dangerous Mind
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Joined 25th Jan 2013
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Me~ I can't believe you can sit across from me, look me straight in the eye and lie and think you can get away with it. Get the fuck out of my car!
Him~ What? Now?
Me~ Do I stutter? Get OUT!

poet Anonymous

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LizB
Twisted Dreamer
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Joined 19th Jan 2014
Forum Posts: 65

Baby you're number 3 on my list

poet Anonymous

"I love you almost as much as I love Joe"

dartford
Paul S...
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 13th June 2013
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of course I'll always love you.
I love everyone...

(yeah, thanks for that,
Jesus...)

m_abbott1999
Madi
Fire of Insight
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"I'm saving myself for marriage, so if you want it, court me."

feenixfiles
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Forum Posts: 466

Sorry were you busy saying something?

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