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i can't believe you said that?

johnrot
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best worst things to say to your significant other...

ex:

"Hey babe i'm not gonna be able to make it to your mother's birthday party.There's a Lethal weapon marathon on tonight."

"Honey there is something I've really been wanting to tell you.
i really think we should take this relationship to the next level."
"really?"
"No but i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!"

"but your butt's not on it's period"





Zazzles
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johnrot said:best worst things to say to your significant other...

ex:

"Hey babe i'm not gonna be able to make it to your mother's birthday party.There's a Lethal weapon marathon on tonight."

"Honey there is something I've really been wanting to tell you.
i really think we should take this relationship to the next level."
"really?"
"No but i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!"

"but your butt's not on it's period"






you dear sir are a real trip!
I love the Geico thingy funny as hell!


Grace
IDryad
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"Did you get size S? that will fit you fine"
"Your mouth smells like KY Gel"


jaspersilence
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Goodbye

m_abbott1999
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"Is it in?"
   "I don't know."

Waterviolet
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Hay babe when u are on your rag next can your sister give me head she is way beter at it  

m_abbott1999
Madi
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"Wear whichever dress you want, I can't tell the difference."

Waterviolet
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Your never gona be the same again after that baby comes out

m_abbott1999
Madi
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"Do you really have to go play poker tonight?"

TheWayItIs
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"Did you just fart?"
"Don't eat the cake. You'll blow."

Waterviolet
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This place isent gona clean itself

johnrot
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it's cool

i luv u

if you don't wanna take diet pills

i'll re do the shocks and struts in your car

again

it's not a prob

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IDryad
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Can I have a minute please the postman just left...




jaspersilence
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Waterviolet said:Hay babe when u are on your rag next can your sister give me head she is way beter at it  

void for better understanding...I guess:/

anonymouslyhere
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Her: "Does this dress make me look fat?"

Me: "No but that body sure does"

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