i can't believe you said that?
johnrot
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best worst things to say to your significant other...
ex:
"Hey babe i'm not gonna be able to make it to your mother's birthday party.There's a Lethal weapon marathon on tonight."
"Honey there is something I've really been wanting to tell you.
i really think we should take this relationship to the next level."
"really?"
"No but i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!"
"but your butt's not on it's period"
ex:
"Hey babe i'm not gonna be able to make it to your mother's birthday party.There's a Lethal weapon marathon on tonight."
"Honey there is something I've really been wanting to tell you.
i really think we should take this relationship to the next level."
"really?"
"No but i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!"
"but your butt's not on it's period"
Zazzles
Broomie
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Broomie
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johnrot said:best worst things to say to your significant other...
ex:
"Hey babe i'm not gonna be able to make it to your mother's birthday party.There's a Lethal weapon marathon on tonight."
"Honey there is something I've really been wanting to tell you.
i really think we should take this relationship to the next level."
"really?"
"No but i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!"
"but your butt's not on it's period"
you dear sir are a real trip!
I love the Geico thingy funny as hell!
ex:
"Hey babe i'm not gonna be able to make it to your mother's birthday party.There's a Lethal weapon marathon on tonight."
"Honey there is something I've really been wanting to tell you.
i really think we should take this relationship to the next level."
"really?"
"No but i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!"
"but your butt's not on it's period"
you dear sir are a real trip!
I love the Geico thingy funny as hell!
Grace
IDryad
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IDryad
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"Did you get size S? that will fit you fine"
"Your mouth smells like KY Gel"
"Your mouth smells like KY Gel"
jaspersilence
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Goodbye
m_abbott1999
Madi
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Madi
Fire of Insight
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"Is it in?"
"I don't know."
"I don't know."
Waterviolet
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Hay babe when u are on your rag next can your sister give me head she is way beter at it
m_abbott1999
Madi
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Madi
Fire of Insight
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"Wear whichever dress you want, I can't tell the difference."
Waterviolet
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Fire of Insight
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Your never gona be the same again after that baby comes out
m_abbott1999
Madi
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Madi
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"Do you really have to go play poker tonight?"
TheWayItIs
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PerilousKid
Twisted Dreamer
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"Did you just fart?"
"Don't eat the cake. You'll blow."
"Don't eat the cake. You'll blow."
Waterviolet
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Fire of Insight
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This place isent gona clean itself
johnrot
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Joined 10th Oct 2012Forum Posts: 3645
it's cool
i luv u
if you don't wanna take diet pills
i'll re do the shocks and struts in your car
again
it's not a prob
i luv u
if you don't wanna take diet pills
i'll re do the shocks and struts in your car
again
it's not a prob
Grace
IDryad
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IDryad
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Can I have a minute please the postman just left...
anonymouslyhere
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Pariah Shadow
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Her: "Does this dress make me look fat?"
Me: "No but that body sure does"
Me: "No but that body sure does"