Erotic Seuss
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Erotic take on {The Cat in the Hat}😸🎩 yep I'm going to hell, lol!
The sun did not shine. That's alright. You are making me wet, let's play. As we fucked in the house. All that was cold became hot, glistening fingers on a tongue fucked wet day.
I sat there with Sally. She had me cumming in our chair.. And I said, “How I wish Sally had someone else come over. Ménage a trios today we can do?"
Too wet to go out. And too cold to play with his balls So we sat in the house. We did everything to each other. Multiple orgasms while, He watched smiling. Saying nothing at all. Sally had brought us a gorgeous gentleman caller. Oh my, delicious.
So, all we could do was ~. Sit!~ Fuck!~Sit!~Fuck!~Sit! ~Fuck! And we did so like it. Sucking his cock bit by bit.
Shadow of a Top Hat, growing on the house.......
And then Something went BUMP! How that bump made us hump!
We looked! Then we saw him step in on the mat! We looked! And we saw him! The Dr. With a Hat! And he said to us, “Why do you sit there like that?”
“I know your glistening wet .And you are Sally and that is your girl Sunny. I have come... We can have Lots of good fun that includes all Three of you!"
“I know some good games we could play,” Said the Dr,. “I know some new tricks,” Said the Dr. in the Hat. “A lot of good tricks. I will show them to you. Your Madame, Will not mind at all if I do.”
Then Sally, Sunny and our man, Did not know what to say. Our Madame, was out of the house For the day.
But our pussy said, “Yes! Yes! Make this Dr.never go away! Tell that Dr. in the Hat You do want to play. He should have come sooner . He should always come about. He should always be here When your Madame is out!”
“Now! Now! Have no fear. Have no fear!” said the Dr. “My tricks are not bad,” Said the Dr. in the Hat. “Why, we can have Lots of good fun, if you wish, With a game that I call UP-UP-UP with your cunt !"
“Pull me down!” said our man. “This is fun for the four of us! "Sunny said as she licked up his shaft!"Part my legs Sally breathed hard “I do NOT wish to fall!”
“Have no fear!” said the Dr.. “I will not let you fall. I will hold you up high As I stand you, while fucking you, against the wall . With Sunny I'll bite on her nipples holding her breast with one hand! And a cock in my mouth ! But that is not ALL I can do!’ Said the Dr. As he smiled with his Hat on and walked off on his own.
As he walked away, Nodding to Madame. We lay on the ground in dismay. Madame said with a wink," Looks like you forget about the fish. He's dead in the bowl. I'll call the Dr. he will do anything, for fun."
The sun did not shine. That's alright. You are making me wet, let's play. As we fucked in the house. All that was cold became hot, glistening fingers on a tongue fucked wet day.
I sat there with Sally. She had me cumming in our chair.. And I said, “How I wish Sally had someone else come over. Ménage a trios today we can do?"
Too wet to go out. And too cold to play with his balls So we sat in the house. We did everything to each other. Multiple orgasms while, He watched smiling. Saying nothing at all. Sally had brought us a gorgeous gentleman caller. Oh my, delicious.
So, all we could do was ~. Sit!~ Fuck!~Sit!~Fuck!~Sit! ~Fuck! And we did so like it. Sucking his cock bit by bit.
Shadow of a Top Hat, growing on the house.......
And then Something went BUMP! How that bump made us hump!
We looked! Then we saw him step in on the mat! We looked! And we saw him! The Dr. With a Hat! And he said to us, “Why do you sit there like that?”
“I know your glistening wet .And you are Sally and that is your girl Sunny. I have come... We can have Lots of good fun that includes all Three of you!"
“I know some good games we could play,” Said the Dr,. “I know some new tricks,” Said the Dr. in the Hat. “A lot of good tricks. I will show them to you. Your Madame, Will not mind at all if I do.”
Then Sally, Sunny and our man, Did not know what to say. Our Madame, was out of the house For the day.
But our pussy said, “Yes! Yes! Make this Dr.never go away! Tell that Dr. in the Hat You do want to play. He should have come sooner . He should always come about. He should always be here When your Madame is out!”
“Now! Now! Have no fear. Have no fear!” said the Dr. “My tricks are not bad,” Said the Dr. in the Hat. “Why, we can have Lots of good fun, if you wish, With a game that I call UP-UP-UP with your cunt !"
“Pull me down!” said our man. “This is fun for the four of us! "Sunny said as she licked up his shaft!"Part my legs Sally breathed hard “I do NOT wish to fall!”
“Have no fear!” said the Dr.. “I will not let you fall. I will hold you up high As I stand you, while fucking you, against the wall . With Sunny I'll bite on her nipples holding her breast with one hand! And a cock in my mouth ! But that is not ALL I can do!’ Said the Dr. As he smiled with his Hat on and walked off on his own.
As he walked away, Nodding to Madame. We lay on the ground in dismay. Madame said with a wink," Looks like you forget about the fish. He's dead in the bowl. I'll call the Dr. he will do anything, for fun."
blackhyde
Joined 18th Feb 2012
Forum Posts: 6
Fire of Insight
Forum Posts: 6
Over and Over
Sam I ask, do you jam ?
I get off on kink and glam.
I would like to eat your box,
For you I think a vixen fox.
I would do it anywhere.
Clad in clothes, or naked bare.
It would make me very proud,
To hear you scream my name out loud.
In a plane or on a train.
Over and over. Again and again.
Till at last we both lie spent.
In the woods, in a tent.
Sam I say, lets play today.
Ok hooray, lets not delay.
Jarl Slind Aug 30 2016 14:35
Sam I ask, do you jam ?
I get off on kink and glam.
I would like to eat your box,
For you I think a vixen fox.
I would do it anywhere.
Clad in clothes, or naked bare.
It would make me very proud,
To hear you scream my name out loud.
In a plane or on a train.
Over and over. Again and again.
Till at last we both lie spent.
In the woods, in a tent.
Sam I say, lets play today.
Ok hooray, lets not delay.
Jarl Slind Aug 30 2016 14:35
Kasai
Forum Posts: 11
Dangerous Mind
7
Joined 24th June 2016Forum Posts: 11
Horrace hears a whore
Horrace the whoremonger
Is an eccentric,good man
Takes care of his ladies
The best that he can
When they sit at the table
Only the finest of feasts
An amazing banquet
Of delicious roast beasts
One night a dinner
Horrace heard a soft coo
And to his best girl
Asked,"Was that you?"
When she shook her head
His face fell confused
"What is the matter?"
She asked him,amused.
From under the table
Horrace felt a soft hand
It slid up his thighs
With a gentle demmand
A woman of night
And of Horrace's dreams
Had wet his wang doodle
Without beeing seen
Now at his right
Sits an empty wood chair
Reserved for the woman
He hears sitting there
Horrace the whoremonger
Is an eccentric,good man
Takes care of his ladies
The best that he can
When they sit at the table
Only the finest of feasts
An amazing banquet
Of delicious roast beasts
One night a dinner
Horrace heard a soft coo
And to his best girl
Asked,"Was that you?"
When she shook her head
His face fell confused
"What is the matter?"
She asked him,amused.
From under the table
Horrace felt a soft hand
It slid up his thighs
With a gentle demmand
A woman of night
And of Horrace's dreams
Had wet his wang doodle
Without beeing seen
Now at his right
Sits an empty wood chair
Reserved for the woman
He hears sitting there
archetype23
Forum Posts: 3672
Tyrant of Words
7
Joined 5th Oct 2013Forum Posts: 3672
One fish two fish smelly goo fish
One ball two ball, red ball blue ball
I wish I had one single wish
that they all didn't smell like rotting fish
I should have spanked it on the train
or maybe on the late late plane
or maybe slapped it in a boat
or settled for my neighbors goat
instead of what seemed like moldy spam
Oh currently cursed I certainly am,
My junk looks like green eggs and ham
One ball two ball, red ball blue ball
I wish I had one single wish
that they all didn't smell like rotting fish
I should have spanked it on the train
or maybe on the late late plane
or maybe slapped it in a boat
or settled for my neighbors goat
instead of what seemed like moldy spam
Oh currently cursed I certainly am,
My junk looks like green eggs and ham
Savaja
Forum Posts: 186
Dangerous Mind
11
Joined 30th June 2014Forum Posts: 186
One kiss
Two kiss
Three kiss
French kiss
On top or bottom
On bottom or top
Some things
you don't want to ever stop.
One fish
Two fish
Blowfish
Goldfish
I once read where a man slipped a goldfish from a bowl beside the bed
Slid it inside his subsequently surprised and shocked partner whereupon she shrieked and attempted to rise.
Relentlessly, he pinned her in place to feel the amazingly sensual movements seducing her inside
as the fish wriggled apace.
When she'd succumbed to the moment at last, he retrieved the fish replacing it in its glass
For those concerned for the gold's well-being, no harm did it appear to sustain; alas, ongoing updates did not emerge and communication with goldfish being what it is...
I digress...
One kiss
Two kiss
Three kiss
French kiss
This one I'll need to try again
These please
don't stop, tease me, wo+men
Oh my, a menage, how quaint; come now, you know, I've no complaint
Mmm...do that one
again, you know I'm
no saint
Yes
Some are sweet
And some are nice
Some are flame
And some are ice
Some are mad
And some are glad
And some, thank goodness
(though that has naught to do with it)
are very, verrrrrry bad.
Why are those kisses
Mad and
Glad and
So very, verrrrry Bad?
You're asking me? By gad! That's sad.
Some are shy
And some are bold
Some when felt
Will make you melt
On top or bottom
On bottom or top
Some things
you don't want to ever stop.
Jade-Pandora
jade tiger
Forum Posts: 5134
jade tiger
Tyrant of Words
154
Joined 9th Nov 2015 Forum Posts: 5134
Oh, the Sex You'll Have!
You don't need to take it from me,
You should try it yourself and see.
A gem for short and also tall,
It never needs a battery!
You slip this beauty in between
Those comely petals fresh & clean,
Where guaranteed one size fits all
No matter where, meant for a queen!
And when it comes to oral fun
This baby knows just how to run.
Your tongue will show it where to spit,
In mouth or cuny when you're done!
And last but certainly not least
To bring the best out in your beast,
For tight insert, and it won't quit
In rapid thrust when anal-greased!