Poetry competition CLOSED 23rd August 2016 2:19am
WINNER
chump
chump
... the time has come. Return of the Rap Battle
Keep your bible, I'll take your title
Violent like a mosh pit dance recital
Everything I spit is sick like viral
Consider this my first and only reprisal
Have these multisyllabics
That I wiped my ass with
Bust three caps, that's a hat-trick
You beer-drinking-ass geriatric
I'm that sick, and I'm spitting it
Come down with a condition quick
Someone turn the AC on
This forum just got fucking lit
(I'm so white, but that was fun. I look forward to getting roasted. Good luck!)
Violent like a mosh pit dance recital
Everything I spit is sick like viral
Consider this my first and only reprisal
Have these multisyllabics
That I wiped my ass with
Bust three caps, that's a hat-trick
You beer-drinking-ass geriatric
I'm that sick, and I'm spitting it
Come down with a condition quick
Someone turn the AC on
This forum just got fucking lit
(I'm so white, but that was fun. I look forward to getting roasted. Good luck!)
(How dare you try to be whiter than me, haha. This means war!)
How many pair of tits you seen that weren't inside a porn flick?
Your little four-inch ain't gettin any whores, bitch
I've been hittin all the bases, you've been sittin scoreless
If disrespect is beauty, then I must be fucking gorgeous
I'm the lord in this, so kneel
And kiss the enormous portion of the underside of the heel
You can pinch yourself, but I promise, this is real
I'm 21, blackjack, but like a 22, I'm too big a deal
So I'll snatch that beer from you
And break it on the street in front of you
And since you seem to have a fear of queers
I'll pay my gay friend twenty bucks to cum on you
How many pair of tits you seen that weren't inside a porn flick?
Your little four-inch ain't gettin any whores, bitch
I've been hittin all the bases, you've been sittin scoreless
If disrespect is beauty, then I must be fucking gorgeous
I'm the lord in this, so kneel
And kiss the enormous portion of the underside of the heel
You can pinch yourself, but I promise, this is real
I'm 21, blackjack, but like a 22, I'm too big a deal
So I'll snatch that beer from you
And break it on the street in front of you
And since you seem to have a fear of queers
I'll pay my gay friend twenty bucks to cum on you
dont need no porn
to many pussies to be torn
got no fear of what a faggot wants to be
butt fuck all you want thats more pussy for me
i am disgusted you say its a fear
if dick fuckin dicks ok whats wrong with my beer
as for the whores
i show them the doors
i prefer sluts
without the big butts
you and your fag friend might make a good match
but keep my beer out of your snatch
to many pussies to be torn
got no fear of what a faggot wants to be
butt fuck all you want thats more pussy for me
i am disgusted you say its a fear
if dick fuckin dicks ok whats wrong with my beer
as for the whores
i show them the doors
i prefer sluts
without the big butts
you and your fag friend might make a good match
but keep my beer out of your snatch
Anonymous
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I don't wanna hear you talk about sluts no more
Can we please refer to them as open doors
We may be writing in a hip hop community but sexist biggotry leads to sexual immunity
repeat offenders delt without impunity
The eloquence of my ryhmes outshines space and time, in your case I find a dull mind using old lines
If my shines the sun, yours is a coal mine
Get back where you belong, you f**cking midget
Stop sitting on your thumbs extricate both digits
Keep to a word count ie time to finish
Can we please refer to them as open doors
We may be writing in a hip hop community but sexist biggotry leads to sexual immunity
repeat offenders delt without impunity
The eloquence of my ryhmes outshines space and time, in your case I find a dull mind using old lines
If my shines the sun, yours is a coal mine
Get back where you belong, you f**cking midget
Stop sitting on your thumbs extricate both digits
Keep to a word count ie time to finish
Calm down ya'll I am here,
I appear
with wisdom beyond my years,
I can sense the fear lingers near,
I am a pioneer,
approach me with caution,
I am not going to stop,
but i got options,
you can't bargain your way to the top,
I have already forgotten,
leave you Barely conscious,
my flows are toxic,
leave you exhausted,
Sherlock to Watson,
almost nothing in common,
I am on it,
often,
red blossoms out of your coffin,
Honestly why are you talking?
I am watching the Walking dead,
I'll rock your head,
Mocking what you said,
Homie I'll capture your flag,
take it back to my lab,
just another trophy to add,
you had your chance,
and blew it,
like Nike I fucking do it,
like there is nothing to it,
ya'll homies are foolish
I appear
with wisdom beyond my years,
I can sense the fear lingers near,
I am a pioneer,
approach me with caution,
I am not going to stop,
but i got options,
you can't bargain your way to the top,
I have already forgotten,
leave you Barely conscious,
my flows are toxic,
leave you exhausted,
Sherlock to Watson,
almost nothing in common,
I am on it,
often,
red blossoms out of your coffin,
Honestly why are you talking?
I am watching the Walking dead,
I'll rock your head,
Mocking what you said,
Homie I'll capture your flag,
take it back to my lab,
just another trophy to add,
you had your chance,
and blew it,
like Nike I fucking do it,
like there is nothing to it,
ya'll homies are foolish
im a big boner stoner
a golden tounge owner
you a mammas boy go phone her
in this crowd of fools im a loner
you writin like your printer is out a toner
my words gut you need an organ doner
bill cosby says your mammas a moaner
you couldnt give it away on the corner
fucked your sister now im gonna porn her
a golden tounge owner
you a mammas boy go phone her
in this crowd of fools im a loner
you writin like your printer is out a toner
my words gut you need an organ doner
bill cosby says your mammas a moaner
you couldnt give it away on the corner
fucked your sister now im gonna porn her
my life is pimp no need to glamorize
wit sharp like katana flowin like the samaris
tounge slashin you down it ain no fuckin surprise
youre a punk ass bitch livin down not gonna rise
if the chump chose to cannibalize
eat for a month on your fat bitches thighs
you couldnt touch me with a thousand tries
im swingin for the fences you just battin at flies
you keep fallin short headin for your demise
how long before your empty head realize
you six feet under im flyin in the skys
wont be long before your feeble flow dies
your fake attempt at manhood is a see through disguise
come down on your psychy like a vandal
stomp your pink heels under my sandal
your bitch dress you like her man doll
your ego destroyed
by my evil deep like frued
talked like a man now you boy'd
fuckin with me you should avoid
wit sharp like katana flowin like the samaris
tounge slashin you down it ain no fuckin surprise
youre a punk ass bitch livin down not gonna rise
if the chump chose to cannibalize
eat for a month on your fat bitches thighs
you couldnt touch me with a thousand tries
im swingin for the fences you just battin at flies
you keep fallin short headin for your demise
how long before your empty head realize
you six feet under im flyin in the skys
wont be long before your feeble flow dies
your fake attempt at manhood is a see through disguise
come down on your psychy like a vandal
stomp your pink heels under my sandal
your bitch dress you like her man doll
your ego destroyed
by my evil deep like frued
talked like a man now you boy'd
fuckin with me you should avoid
This my composition
Yo peep my composure
Mind heaves bricks deep
No sleep till it's over
Young D blowed doja
Old D no need,
But heed he's not sober:
Loud making clouds
Now he's hard to follow
Growed up in the L
Home is həll is my motto
And I hold it up high
Like stick up boys in Colorado
I go in for the fam though
Old school spit
Belt clip go Rambo
Call that boy, No bars
Get dropped like sanyo
You no proof so poof
Be gone like goddamm yo
Slur when he speak
Crystal speech no mumble
5'6" mind 6 feet
Get you beat like mutumbo
Stay on the ball
While ya'll lames fumble
could be rich by tomorrow
you'll say him stay humble
cause I got game to spare
and you can borrow
no wonder
And just a quick as pistol play
I'll leave your world in disarray
Even you confused about the shit you say
Buddhism battle
I ramble and take the middle way
Except I love my ego,
Ask you girl dawg even she know
She peep the vision of the the keeper
Of realism
got more flow than your monthly visits
And thats funny because you the one
Callin these females bitches
Ya'll actin sheepish
Come get your shearin
So fuck that shit you talking
It ain't even worth my hearing
I'm gone
Yo peep my composure
Mind heaves bricks deep
No sleep till it's over
Young D blowed doja
Old D no need,
But heed he's not sober:
Loud making clouds
Now he's hard to follow
Growed up in the L
Home is həll is my motto
And I hold it up high
Like stick up boys in Colorado
I go in for the fam though
Old school spit
Belt clip go Rambo
Call that boy, No bars
Get dropped like sanyo
You no proof so poof
Be gone like goddamm yo
Slur when he speak
Crystal speech no mumble
5'6" mind 6 feet
Get you beat like mutumbo
Stay on the ball
While ya'll lames fumble
could be rich by tomorrow
you'll say him stay humble
cause I got game to spare
and you can borrow
no wonder
And just a quick as pistol play
I'll leave your world in disarray
Even you confused about the shit you say
Buddhism battle
I ramble and take the middle way
Except I love my ego,
Ask you girl dawg even she know
She peep the vision of the the keeper
Of realism
got more flow than your monthly visits
And thats funny because you the one
Callin these females bitches
Ya'll actin sheepish
Come get your shearin
So fuck that shit you talking
It ain't even worth my hearing
I'm gone
when i pen subversive verses in cursive
it ends with nurses and hearses,
i am a suspicious person with these curses
a little nervous,
as I rehearse this lyrical sermon,
I will service these circuits,
i know no word that is worthless,
each syllable snaps with a purpose,
and you don't have to purchase...
but i am so dope and focused
you may just quote this
flow so sick like i'm floatin,
hoes on dick swallowin' potion,
I'm following a thick commotion,
you already know doh',
i am like a young Frodo,
where I go not even I know though,
like a commando in camo,
with ammo to blow,
And flows fucked like a coke ho's nose,
I keep em coming back like a kilo of snow,
i keep repeating facts and stacking this dough,
defeat is not acceptable,
i stay flexible,
I could be next to go,
or on a beach in Mexico,
it ends with nurses and hearses,
i am a suspicious person with these curses
a little nervous,
as I rehearse this lyrical sermon,
I will service these circuits,
i know no word that is worthless,
each syllable snaps with a purpose,
and you don't have to purchase...
but i am so dope and focused
you may just quote this
flow so sick like i'm floatin,
hoes on dick swallowin' potion,
I'm following a thick commotion,
you already know doh',
i am like a young Frodo,
where I go not even I know though,
like a commando in camo,
with ammo to blow,
And flows fucked like a coke ho's nose,
I keep em coming back like a kilo of snow,
i keep repeating facts and stacking this dough,
defeat is not acceptable,
i stay flexible,
I could be next to go,
or on a beach in Mexico,
