Poetry competition CLOSED 23rd August 2016 2:19am
WINNER
chump
chump
... the time has come. Return of the Rap Battle
Anonymous
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Step up like a gladiator, I put you down with a thumb. It's not an iPhone 6 plus so tha's all it takes son.
I like looking at your face while you try to write rhymes, it's like you can't figure out the taste you prefer, peaches or grime. I know I called you son but your certainly not mine, I mean look at you, at least 35.
You keep Kleenex by your desk for special occasions and masturbate best when your mums on vacation but still leave her the mess, shes your guardian angel, your retarded confess, unless your not able.
Meant for beans gladiator outro in the nicest possible way
I like looking at your face while you try to write rhymes, it's like you can't figure out the taste you prefer, peaches or grime. I know I called you son but your certainly not mine, I mean look at you, at least 35.
You keep Kleenex by your desk for special occasions and masturbate best when your mums on vacation but still leave her the mess, shes your guardian angel, your retarded confess, unless your not able.
Meant for beans gladiator outro in the nicest possible way
Oh we speakin niceties?
Pull them gloves off when you fightin me
Yeah, I'm 35, balding hateful inside
But I'm humble while I mumble, at least I try
Baby you just here to enjoy the ride
Been lost for a while
Tryin to find my way home
So I gotta snatch your throne
Ain't got time to build my own
And if you see me cryin
Better leave that boy alone
He'll punch you in the fuckin face
Until it's bone against bone
So we can go toe to toe
Blow for blow
See me, I'm D
Can get you high or leave you low
But no I don't masterbate
Don't need a jerk like you are
I'd rather stomp around the yard
With my big ass blue balls
Go ahead and call me son
Trust in truth I dont mind
I am the damned sun,
burn you up while I shine
And yeah I am retarded
Can't you hear it in my speech
But you just got dissed
By an autist
Damn kid, thats just weak
Pull them gloves off when you fightin me
Yeah, I'm 35, balding hateful inside
But I'm humble while I mumble, at least I try
Baby you just here to enjoy the ride
Been lost for a while
Tryin to find my way home
So I gotta snatch your throne
Ain't got time to build my own
And if you see me cryin
Better leave that boy alone
He'll punch you in the fuckin face
Until it's bone against bone
So we can go toe to toe
Blow for blow
See me, I'm D
Can get you high or leave you low
But no I don't masterbate
Don't need a jerk like you are
I'd rather stomp around the yard
With my big ass blue balls
Go ahead and call me son
Trust in truth I dont mind
I am the damned sun,
burn you up while I shine
And yeah I am retarded
Can't you hear it in my speech
But you just got dissed
By an autist
Damn kid, thats just weak
“Rollin” (Song Lyrics Rap)
Verse 1
Yaah!! Rollin, down the westside, rollin down the east side rollin in mi caddy flashin all the hoes mi money, While rollin down tha westside being called suspious by tha fucking feds, Rollin in mi caddy on westside watchin nigger's being killed by gang's using fucking AK's,
Verse 2
Rollin in my caddy watchin nigger's actin jealous, because of my 22'' inch rim on my caddy, Rollin in mi caddy rollin a blunt of loud straight from tha westside of oakland, I don't roll no swisher's I only smoke backwoods while rollin in mi caddy on tha westside of oakland yah!
Verse 3
Rollin in mi caddy getting so fucking high that i'ma about to blow and , Watchin all you hoes dissin while rollin in mi caddy and, All I wanna say is fuck ya'll nigga's but I know all ya'll wanna do is ride in my caddy and snort a line of blow on mi dashboard you're dirty ass coke whore's and , you know diss,
Verse 1
Yaah!! Rollin, down the westside, rollin down the east side rollin in mi caddy flashin all the hoes mi money, While rollin down tha westside being called suspious by tha fucking feds, Rollin in mi caddy on westside watchin nigger's being killed by gang's using fucking AK's,
Verse 2
Rollin in my caddy watchin nigger's actin jealous, because of my 22'' inch rim on my caddy, Rollin in mi caddy rollin a blunt of loud straight from tha westside of oakland, I don't roll no swisher's I only smoke backwoods while rollin in mi caddy on tha westside of oakland yah!
Verse 3
Rollin in mi caddy getting so fucking high that i'ma about to blow and , Watchin all you hoes dissin while rollin in mi caddy and, All I wanna say is fuck ya'll nigga's but I know all ya'll wanna do is ride in my caddy and snort a line of blow on mi dashboard you're dirty ass coke whore's and , you know diss,
there are some decent bars up in this bitch,
but most are shit so you kids should fucking quit,
before you get bit by my wits,
these syllables snap when i spit,
I Deliver facts then i quit,
lyrics so specific realistic critics say I'm prolific,
so persistent I'm optimistic the ballistics from your biscuit won't end my linguistics,
you sound ridiculous,
I am insolent,
I'll give you repeated treatments like shots of insulin,
I will finish this business,
winging it from the beginning,
now who is fucking winning?
Thank you all for coming out! Lets keep this shit goin'!
BITCH
lolol
but most are shit so you kids should fucking quit,
before you get bit by my wits,
these syllables snap when i spit,
I Deliver facts then i quit,
lyrics so specific realistic critics say I'm prolific,
so persistent I'm optimistic the ballistics from your biscuit won't end my linguistics,
you sound ridiculous,
I am insolent,
I'll give you repeated treatments like shots of insulin,
I will finish this business,
winging it from the beginning,
now who is fucking winning?
Thank you all for coming out! Lets keep this shit goin'!
BITCH
lolol
you just a bunch of little boys
sittin on your latex toys
hide your face up in your window
like some scared little bimbo
i dont smell no street
on your tiny little feet
you think you got words
your mouths droppin turds
ridin in mammas car
your bitch got your balls in a jar
your lips still slurpin mammas milk
my tounge is weaving silk
virginity high as you can stack it
your dicks best day is when you whack it
sittin on your latex toys
hide your face up in your window
like some scared little bimbo
i dont smell no street
on your tiny little feet
you think you got words
your mouths droppin turds
ridin in mammas car
your bitch got your balls in a jar
your lips still slurpin mammas milk
my tounge is weaving silk
virginity high as you can stack it
your dicks best day is when you whack it
You cannot weave silk with four letter words,
I don't know what you heard but you got a lot to learn,
You should probably just observe,
Sit back and record,
You are in the presence of a legend but your rhymes make me bored.
You think you scored but all you won is laughs,
In fact, do you even consider that an attack?
how do you expect me to react to the wack shit falling out your trap?
Go back to the basics,
You are racing against greatness,
I am abrasive,
but patient,
so please.. grace us with some more of your bullshit!
I don't know what you heard but you got a lot to learn,
You should probably just observe,
Sit back and record,
You are in the presence of a legend but your rhymes make me bored.
You think you scored but all you won is laughs,
In fact, do you even consider that an attack?
how do you expect me to react to the wack shit falling out your trap?
Go back to the basics,
You are racing against greatness,
I am abrasive,
but patient,
so please.. grace us with some more of your bullshit!
I step up on the block wit,
hella hater topic,
smellin like some tropic,
tellin you you not shit,
why you actin akward,
like you don't want me to drop it,
well maybe me and your baby,
we could fuck,
but we will never lock lips,
i'm like the fuckin milk man,
except i'm askin chickens "got dick?,
damn i need to stop it,
this bullshit that i'm talkin,
them snitch kiddies got they guns,
i call them pussy poppers,
shit we find pussy beat it up,
and leave it where we found it
Yeah, i'm that bout it
Nah, I can't stop it
My words my youth
I am the eternal fountain
Me I move mountains,
You you still astounded
I never even emptied the clip
I still got rounds in
Shell shock, you shook
I can hear it in you, you doubtin
You Searched for meaning
And guess what you found him
I'm mean so unto me it seems thou shalt then
Prostrate yourself while cowering
Fall to your knees
Bowing
It's now or never and I chose now,
I wonder what you'd do without him?
hella hater topic,
smellin like some tropic,
tellin you you not shit,
why you actin akward,
like you don't want me to drop it,
well maybe me and your baby,
we could fuck,
but we will never lock lips,
i'm like the fuckin milk man,
except i'm askin chickens "got dick?,
damn i need to stop it,
this bullshit that i'm talkin,
them snitch kiddies got they guns,
i call them pussy poppers,
shit we find pussy beat it up,
and leave it where we found it
Yeah, i'm that bout it
Nah, I can't stop it
My words my youth
I am the eternal fountain
Me I move mountains,
You you still astounded
I never even emptied the clip
I still got rounds in
Shell shock, you shook
I can hear it in you, you doubtin
You Searched for meaning
And guess what you found him
I'm mean so unto me it seems thou shalt then
Prostrate yourself while cowering
Fall to your knees
Bowing
It's now or never and I chose now,
I wonder what you'd do without him?
what you weavin aint real
with your faux letter words
what you needin cant steel
you just a sheep in the herds
chompin on wool
getin fucked by the shepard
i aint talkin no bull
im a sleek fuckin leapard
killer and fast
eatin sheep punk for dinner
i got the evil that last
satan number two im the king sinner
..shit this was for one above..
with your faux letter words
what you needin cant steel
you just a sheep in the herds
chompin on wool
getin fucked by the shepard
i aint talkin no bull
im a sleek fuckin leapard
killer and fast
eatin sheep punk for dinner
i got the evil that last
satan number two im the king sinner
..shit this was for one above..
Bean,you ain't about it,
I am rowdy bound to body,
fake fucks trying to collect this bounty,
i studied my flows locked in the county,
call it the foundry,
so Don't fucking doubt me,
Come at me correct next time,
inspect your lines if you want respect from this guy,
you will have to try to wreck a rhyme,
I can't even lie you are being swept to the side!
I am rowdy bound to body,
fake fucks trying to collect this bounty,
i studied my flows locked in the county,
call it the foundry,
so Don't fucking doubt me,
Come at me correct next time,
inspect your lines if you want respect from this guy,
you will have to try to wreck a rhyme,
I can't even lie you are being swept to the side!
Chump, I don't want your respect,
I wreck every object,
I eject every prophet,
Surrounding by goblins,
Covered in vomit,
With catastrophic sonnets,
I rape goddesses over a coffin,
Leave the bodies in the back of my closet,
I promise I am sin,
I am him
I begin,
With a grin,
I don't forgive,
I live in an abyss,
Never forget that I exist!
I wreck every object,
I eject every prophet,
Surrounding by goblins,
Covered in vomit,
With catastrophic sonnets,
I rape goddesses over a coffin,
Leave the bodies in the back of my closet,
I promise I am sin,
I am him
I begin,
With a grin,
I don't forgive,
I live in an abyss,
Never forget that I exist!
bunch of fucking rats
covered in punk tats
bust out my rhymes
while your bitch takes a pass
bust out of hard times
like the bars made of glass
me and my ass the pigs try to off us
my pics still up in the fuckin post office
laughin big about the man you are
dodging your breath just like manure
talkin shit like you fuck like a rabbit
no pussy can feel it when your dick tries to stab it
covered in punk tats
bust out my rhymes
while your bitch takes a pass
bust out of hard times
like the bars made of glass
me and my ass the pigs try to off us
my pics still up in the fuckin post office
laughin big about the man you are
dodging your breath just like manure
talkin shit like you fuck like a rabbit
no pussy can feel it when your dick tries to stab it
