Poetry competition CLOSED 31st May 2016 3:18pm
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MadameLavender
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WorkinTitles

Posted: 27th May 2016 3:56am
Edited: 27th May 2016 3:56am
calamitygin
calamitygin
Jennifer Michael McCurry
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 22nd June 2015
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Zen and the art of trimming bush.....Harry Cunt

Posted: 27th May 2016 4:01am
Edited: 27th May 2016 4:50am - edited 2 times
calamitygin
calamitygin
Jennifer Michael McCurry
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 22nd June 2015
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Pictures of fellatio...erotic photo...
By Tung Yen Cheek


(very hard to get in the states)

Artemios....you might get this one...your twist is much like mine...lol kisses

Posted: 27th May 2016 4:32am
rabbitquest
rabbitquest
Dangerous Mind
Ukraine 2awards
Joined 20th May 2012
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"Being single"
By Mr. Bates

Posted: 27th May 2016 8:22am
Edited: 27th May 2016 8:57am
gardenlover
gardenlover
Fire of Insight
United Kingdom 23awards
Joined 19th Aug 2012
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Sex For Beginners by Penny Trate
Seeking Sex by R U Willing
Self Pleasure by Master Bates
Virgin's Dream by Phil McAvity
Vibrator Design by Ozzy Late

Posted: 27th May 2016 8:50am
TibetanPeach
TibetanPeach
Lost Thinker
United States
Joined 9th May 2016
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Everything You Need to Know About Tantric Puppy Play
by Kitten Kaboodle

Posted: 28th May 2016 1:07am
Edited: 28th May 2016 1:08am
calamitygin
calamitygin
Jennifer Michael McCurry
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 22nd June 2015
Forum Posts: 2047
It comes a flood...by Dooey Kurlz

Posted: 28th May 2016 1:09am
calamitygin
calamitygin
Jennifer Michael McCurry
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 22nd June 2015
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Ouch!!!!  By N. D. Boodie

Posted: 28th May 2016 1:10am
calamitygin
calamitygin
Jennifer Michael McCurry
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 22nd June 2015
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I need to go too...by Helda Load

Posted: 29th May 2016 00:07am
MadameLavender
MadameLavender
Guardian of Shadows
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Joined 17th Feb 2013
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"The Art of French Kissing" by Sharon Spit

"How to Get Out Of Debt"  by Owen Cash

"Rashes and Skin Ailments"  by Redd Welty

"Construction for Dummies"  by Yul Hammer

"Best Praying Positions"  by Neil Downe

"Escaping Anything"  by Runna Waye

"Favorite Christmas Songs"  by Carol Singh




Posted: 29th May 2016 00:46am
SatansSperm
SatansSperm
Dangerous Mind
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Joined 19th Nov 2015
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" Watching Mirrors"...by Narcissus Ismee

Posted: 29th May 2016 11:27pm
Edited: 29th May 2016 11:30pm
blocat
blocat
Dangerous Mind
United Kingdom 9awards
Joined 1st Nov 2012
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The Russian Eunuchs Tale By Ivor Bolokov

Posted: 31st May 2016 11:26am
Artemios
Artemios
Thought Provoker
Greece 12awards
Joined 11th Jan 2016
Forum Posts: 393
Local Anaesthetic - Gunter Grass

A Song Flung Up to Heaven – Maya Angelou

That Bass Tour (2015) - Meghan Trainor

Rehab – Amy Winehouse

Posted: 1st June 2016 8:50am
Artemios
Artemios
Thought Provoker
Greece 12awards
Joined 11th Jan 2016
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Congrats MadameLavender!
This was a very funny "comp". Congrats to all for the research and thank you for the laughs

Art

Posted: 1st June 2016 12:39pm
MadameLavender
MadameLavender
Guardian of Shadows
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lol --thanks for the win! Great entries everyone --I enjoyed reading them & getting a good laugh. I've been in a bit of a dry spell as far as writing & not much is coming out, but tongue in cheek one-liners are always at hand . Thanks for hosting, Blocat!

Posted: 1st June 2016 1:32pm
Jade-Pandora
Jade-Pandora
jade tiger
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 9th Nov 2015
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This was a fun comp, and blocat came up with a real winner...

My congratulations to MadameL, she's always able to come through when it comes to wit and humor!


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