Very Punny
Honeyadored
Forum Posts: 22
Twisted Dreamer
1
Joined 3rd Jan 2016 Forum Posts: 22
Pun'king
I ain't no poet
but iz don't kno'w'it
ma words ain't written
they're spat n spewed
equivocations
wid connotations
t'wat I...(pregnant pause)
waz born to do
Ma man Tom Foolery
flashes his toolery
his slapstick splinters
a tiny prick
egos massaged
N fancies tickled
limp dicks raise
...a lyrical lick
I is a punster
nowt but a funster
I ain't no poet
widda capital P
ma petit pois
is not pretentious
I don't even have
ma own pee-pee
Ma puuurring p
is a bit frisky
a bit wet
...behind da ears
......A cunning linguist
wid fancy tongue twists
flippant lyrics
dive off da tip
So ma wordplay
is wanted for'play
a two-faced Joker
a stud fa pok'er
a diamond geezer
wida heart ta please 'er
so raise ya stake
N go all in
Spreading rumour
N toilet humour
iz like ta take da piss
I waz born fa dis
extracting urine
bad rhymin' is ma crime
at dee end of da line
..............Snooooooort!
So don't ya pun'ish me
fa 'ma bad' punnery
I'm justa sar'caustic wit
Iz titillate n spit
so, when Iz punchin' lines
N ma words kinda rhyme
cud'ya just turn ya frown
maybe upside down? 69
So when Iz pound one owt
wid ma metre stick
bumbastic Jungle drums
N slappin' ma tom-toms
don't beat ma ass for it
chill n roll wid it
...bababababababoon!!!
Copyright © Honey Adored
I ain't no poet
but iz don't kno'w'it
ma words ain't written
they're spat n spewed
equivocations
wid connotations
t'wat I...(pregnant pause)
waz born to do
Ma man Tom Foolery
flashes his toolery
his slapstick splinters
a tiny prick
egos massaged
N fancies tickled
limp dicks raise
...a lyrical lick
I is a punster
nowt but a funster
I ain't no poet
widda capital P
ma petit pois
is not pretentious
I don't even have
ma own pee-pee
Ma puuurring p
is a bit frisky
a bit wet
...behind da ears
......A cunning linguist
wid fancy tongue twists
flippant lyrics
dive off da tip
So ma wordplay
is wanted for'play
a two-faced Joker
a stud fa pok'er
a diamond geezer
wida heart ta please 'er
so raise ya stake
N go all in
Spreading rumour
N toilet humour
iz like ta take da piss
I waz born fa dis
extracting urine
bad rhymin' is ma crime
at dee end of da line
..............Snooooooort!
So don't ya pun'ish me
fa 'ma bad' punnery
I'm justa sar'caustic wit
Iz titillate n spit
so, when Iz punchin' lines
N ma words kinda rhyme
cud'ya just turn ya frown
maybe upside down? 69
So when Iz pound one owt
wid ma metre stick
bumbastic Jungle drums
N slappin' ma tom-toms
don't beat ma ass for it
chill n roll wid it
...bababababababoon!!!
Copyright © Honey Adored
Trixareforkids
Forum Posts: 2597
Dangerous Mind
6
Joined 2nd Jan 2016Forum Posts: 2597
Bwahaha! Wo'man you need to take that show on the road. 😆
Honeyadored
Forum Posts: 22
Twisted Dreamer
1
Joined 3rd Jan 2016 Forum Posts: 22
I'll hire a party bus
rabbitquest
Forum Posts: 2051
Dangerous Mind
2
Joined 20th May 2012Forum Posts: 2051
The whale had a license to krill
NimmieAmee
Forum Posts: 204
Thought Provoker
10
Joined 3rd Sep 2012Forum Posts: 204
:3
Last week
we decided to get a kitten;
we had read
all the available LITTERature
the library had to offer
on the CATegory,
and thought we would be
the PURRfect pet owners.
As I was on my way
home today
he called me and said
he had CATastrophic news.
He said the kitten
must have gotten CLAWstorphobic,
because when
he got back to the apartment
all our FURRniture was in ribbons!
As I got out my keys he asked;
'Is that you I hear
in the hallway right MEOW?'
and I answered in the aFURRmative.
I hurriedly opened the door
and rushed into
the living room,
but all I found was an intact
sofa set,
and him sitting with the cat
purring on his knee.
I asked;
'How is this PAWsible?'
He laughed, saying;
'I was only KITTEN around!'
Last week
we decided to get a kitten;
we had read
all the available LITTERature
the library had to offer
on the CATegory,
and thought we would be
the PURRfect pet owners.
As I was on my way
home today
he called me and said
he had CATastrophic news.
He said the kitten
must have gotten CLAWstorphobic,
because when
he got back to the apartment
all our FURRniture was in ribbons!
As I got out my keys he asked;
'Is that you I hear
in the hallway right MEOW?'
and I answered in the aFURRmative.
I hurriedly opened the door
and rushed into
the living room,
but all I found was an intact
sofa set,
and him sitting with the cat
purring on his knee.
I asked;
'How is this PAWsible?'
He laughed, saying;
'I was only KITTEN around!'
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lepperochan
Craic-Dealer
Forum Posts: 14457
Craic-Dealer
Guardian of Shadows
67
Joined 1st Apr 2011Forum Posts: 14457
the car was alarmed
until the cool night breeze
whispered a lullaby
It's Major von klinkerhoffin
to inspect zee privates
ivory Lee Dunnit:
big time do it doer
in the Kenyan tusk trade
done it again
and why not
said the staunch straight-rope
I dunno
said the more flexible one
until the cool night breeze
whispered a lullaby
It's Major von klinkerhoffin
to inspect zee privates
ivory Lee Dunnit:
big time do it doer
in the Kenyan tusk trade
done it again
and why not
said the staunch straight-rope
I dunno
said the more flexible one
jenny_is_hungry
Forum Posts: 30
Fire of Insight
2
Joined 22nd Apr 2016Forum Posts: 30
Ugh, i wish i could add this to my reading list, good job!
PaRaDoXxX
Joined 8th June 2012
Forum Posts: 7
Strange Creature
Forum Posts: 7
if i told you all an answer the answer is a truth
don't doubt me in precetion if there you see the proof
conversations cutting edge to make it short and brief
i stole whatever chance the luck u never had
bad apple slice cut with my butter knife
the momentary life was long as my wind it always was
two wrongs don't make u write they make whats left dissolve or what was a little right
don't doubt me in precetion if there you see the proof
conversations cutting edge to make it short and brief
i stole whatever chance the luck u never had
bad apple slice cut with my butter knife
the momentary life was long as my wind it always was
two wrongs don't make u write they make whats left dissolve or what was a little right
archetype23
Forum Posts: 3672
Tyrant of Words
7
Joined 5th Oct 2013Forum Posts: 3672
I can always sense how horny a chick is
by the fluctuating change of her whore moans
by the fluctuating change of her whore moans