Show Us Your Bits
Anonymous
I already have an ass hole so I won't be suppressing any opinions. . .but this Porn Entry might be "New" to you, todski, baby!.
3
I took two showers
perfumed myself
in all the right places
in case
he wanted to kiss me, here
in case
she wanted to kiss me, there
I want to feel good ~
for him
I want to taste good ~
for her
Sweeten'd Blow
for him,
Crazy Girl
for us
we are two velvet tongues
twirling around his pole
he uses the plush of our manes
for leverage to give the right thrust
in my mouth, in her mouth
his moans are catastrophic
his breath is seismic
I pull, she pulls
and together we part his cum
in my mouth, in her mouth
swatted kisses run deep
exchanging cum becoming one
mouth
against
mouth
breasts
against
breasts
two sets of hands,
intermingling;
fingers
stroking, caressing, groping
tits, nipples, pussy, ass
the lay down
becoming the ultimate showdown
at sun down;
three nude bodies
various compromising positions
submission, admission, domination
trinities of lust become a series
of penetrated thrusts
orgasms run low
but not deep, not enough heat
to spark a volcanic eruption
subsides instead into an oral induction:
his lips fondle mine slow
her kisses follow low, below
the flow makes my body
gush with an orgasmic rush of blush
as two sets of mouths
part me gently
open me wholly
worship me lasciviously
forces my clit
to contract and drip,
endlessly;
the flow of my sinuous
raging on heated tongues
stirs my senses
into an animalistic frenzy
my body
bends,
breaks,
pulls,
bucks,
my pelvis arrows,
in, out, up, down, around
further, deeper, deeper, further,
heart accelerating,
adrenaline pulsing,
breathing intensifying,
3
2
1
I come
3
I took two showers
perfumed myself
in all the right places
in case
he wanted to kiss me, here
in case
she wanted to kiss me, there
I want to feel good ~
for him
I want to taste good ~
for her
Sweeten'd Blow
for him,
Crazy Girl
for us
we are two velvet tongues
twirling around his pole
he uses the plush of our manes
for leverage to give the right thrust
in my mouth, in her mouth
his moans are catastrophic
his breath is seismic
I pull, she pulls
and together we part his cum
in my mouth, in her mouth
swatted kisses run deep
exchanging cum becoming one
mouth
against
mouth
breasts
against
breasts
two sets of hands,
intermingling;
fingers
stroking, caressing, groping
tits, nipples, pussy, ass
the lay down
becoming the ultimate showdown
at sun down;
three nude bodies
various compromising positions
submission, admission, domination
trinities of lust become a series
of penetrated thrusts
orgasms run low
but not deep, not enough heat
to spark a volcanic eruption
subsides instead into an oral induction:
his lips fondle mine slow
her kisses follow low, below
the flow makes my body
gush with an orgasmic rush of blush
as two sets of mouths
part me gently
open me wholly
worship me lasciviously
forces my clit
to contract and drip,
endlessly;
the flow of my sinuous
raging on heated tongues
stirs my senses
into an animalistic frenzy
my body
bends,
breaks,
pulls,
bucks,
my pelvis arrows,
in, out, up, down, around
further, deeper, deeper, further,
heart accelerating,
adrenaline pulsing,
breathing intensifying,
3
2
1
I come
snugglebuck
Forum Posts: 1873
Dangerous Mind
77
Joined 3rd Feb 2014Forum Posts: 1873
Erotica Porn
You are the quintessence You gotta cute ass
Of all that is beauty
All that is romance
Come hither to me Get that cute ass over here
Begin our dance Take off your pants
Of romance
Spiritual Bend-over
Transfiguration Brace yourself
Exaltation This screw is
In abbreviation
Culminate our passion Hurry Gumdrop
In simultaneous fashion Make that lollipop
Pop!
Till the light of dawn 7th inning stretch
Let’s make love Is almost done
All the night long Let’s get this
Business done
I dedicate my life Is fifty bucks enough?
My soul
My heart
To you
Forever
You are the quintessence You gotta cute ass
Of all that is beauty
All that is romance
Come hither to me Get that cute ass over here
Begin our dance Take off your pants
Of romance
Spiritual Bend-over
Transfiguration Brace yourself
Exaltation This screw is
In abbreviation
Culminate our passion Hurry Gumdrop
In simultaneous fashion Make that lollipop
Pop!
Till the light of dawn 7th inning stretch
Let’s make love Is almost done
All the night long Let’s get this
Business done
I dedicate my life Is fifty bucks enough?
My soul
My heart
To you
Forever
Hepcat61
geoff cat
Forum Posts: 1028
geoff cat
Dangerous Mind
33
Joined 27th Nov 2015Forum Posts: 1028
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Anarchitect
Forum Posts: 105
Twisted Dreamer
1
Joined 21st Apr 2015Forum Posts: 105
Look at the size of this crack!
I better take this broken buttfor back
to the buttfor store
What's a buttfor
you may ask?
It's for pooping, Silly!
Ooooops.
I thought this was the Show Us Your Butts comp.
I better take this broken buttfor back
to the buttfor store
What's a buttfor
you may ask?
It's for pooping, Silly!
Ooooops.
I thought this was the Show Us Your Butts comp.
Honeyadored
Forum Posts: 22
Twisted Dreamer
1
Joined 3rd Jan 2016 Forum Posts: 22
Soooo I walks into this bar, looking for a quiet Bacardi or 10, because all the other bars in town have sold out since hawt Toddy’s latest ditty and what do I find but ripped up writing lying all over the floor, Johnny’s one trophy smashed to smithereens, tables upturned, avatars looking at each other with daggers from under furrowed uni-brows, Johnny wearing nowt but his Sponge Bob's and allegedly trying to flex his barely visible pecs, oblivious that his front middle pocket was not hiding his macho macho man.
So I scroll through dozens of posts wondering how I missed that hurricane, and see, that it was nothing but a storm in a tea cup, so I consider offering to buy a round of drinks, maybe suggest a group hug, but I come to the conclusion that maybe it is best to just let this dust cloud settle of its own accord and I shake my head and think, that it is such a crying shame, that in such a small elite community where we all share the love for the lyrical word, that we can’t all share the love for one another.
Peace out folks! <3 :-)
So I scroll through dozens of posts wondering how I missed that hurricane, and see, that it was nothing but a storm in a tea cup, so I consider offering to buy a round of drinks, maybe suggest a group hug, but I come to the conclusion that maybe it is best to just let this dust cloud settle of its own accord and I shake my head and think, that it is such a crying shame, that in such a small elite community where we all share the love for the lyrical word, that we can’t all share the love for one another.
Peace out folks! <3 :-)
VixenRouge
Joined 6th May 2016
Forum Posts: 49
Lost Thinker
Forum Posts: 49
I'm back... and I'm backward, my entries porn/erotica
Dessert First
Whipped
cream drips
from her warm center
my tongue darts
licks lips
easing the ache
of my sweet tooth
assailing my senses
with her scent
her taste
the feel of her
divine
as I tease
taffy pink
pliable
folds open
hear her sigh
when thick
slick fingers
slide inside
curl
come hither
sighs become cries
she writhes
and chants
fuck me
pants
her need
grips hair
thighs squeeze
as she pleads
I breathe
dive in deeper
keep her
coursing on the edge
leverage her lust
push her
trust
in oblivion
to bring the scream
that steals
breath
stills
mind
take my time
lapping the mess
love has made
of my tasty treat
Last Call
I've got that itch
that ache
for the strobe
of bodies
pulsing
heat
stroking
skin
sweat
that streams
and stinks
of the sex
I'll have
as soon as sober
melts away
in the fire
revelry
nerves blow
reveille
and I salute
the rising
flagellate you
into frenzied need
feed on the fluid
dance of desire
tango
with naked lust
as you lead me
twirl
dip
pull me up
grip hips
head whips
hair pulled
back
arced
electric beats
speed the
rhythm
midnight blues
bleed away
at last
in the call
of your name
Dessert First
Whipped
cream drips
from her warm center
my tongue darts
licks lips
easing the ache
of my sweet tooth
assailing my senses
with her scent
her taste
the feel of her
divine
as I tease
taffy pink
pliable
folds open
hear her sigh
when thick
slick fingers
slide inside
curl
come hither
sighs become cries
she writhes
and chants
fuck me
pants
her need
grips hair
thighs squeeze
as she pleads
I breathe
dive in deeper
keep her
coursing on the edge
leverage her lust
push her
trust
in oblivion
to bring the scream
that steals
breath
stills
mind
take my time
lapping the mess
love has made
of my tasty treat
Last Call
I've got that itch
that ache
for the strobe
of bodies
pulsing
heat
stroking
skin
sweat
that streams
and stinks
of the sex
I'll have
as soon as sober
melts away
in the fire
revelry
nerves blow
reveille
and I salute
the rising
flagellate you
into frenzied need
feed on the fluid
dance of desire
tango
with naked lust
as you lead me
twirl
dip
pull me up
grip hips
head whips
hair pulled
back
arced
electric beats
speed the
rhythm
midnight blues
bleed away
at last
in the call
of your name
MayRayn
May Rayn
Forum Posts: 113
May Rayn
Thought Provoker
2
Joined 10th May 2016Forum Posts: 113
Longing for You (erotica) Free Trade (porn)
Naked under the sheet That time we first met
cotton brushes my skin our appetites fully whetted
caresses me as if it were our tissues engorged
your hands stroking my sweat drenching sheets
breasts, cupping my hip. pillows under ass cheeks
Mapping me for future as we fell upon each other
dreams. fingers exploring
tunnels and towers
You fold around me we feasted and slavered
pressed hard to my back, I swallowed you whole
I feel your quiver, your rise while your tongue traveled
with our need, dipping into into and over and under.
wet anticipation, sl i i i i i de I get wet just thinking
into folds oiled by how about how we threw
long it's been since our shyness overboard.
last tryst, waiting to renew
sweet promises we shouldn't. Deep inside, my wetness tight
around your manhood
I miss your passion, your smile my lips - no matter which -
the hungry eyes: impatient, tasted your every inch.
guileless, seething with the
promise of feathery touches When we fucked our brains out
as lust gave way to ardent love. that very first time, we learned
we were better speaking Braille
and more fluent in bodily fluids
we traded so freely.
Naked under the sheet That time we first met
cotton brushes my skin our appetites fully whetted
caresses me as if it were our tissues engorged
your hands stroking my sweat drenching sheets
breasts, cupping my hip. pillows under ass cheeks
Mapping me for future as we fell upon each other
dreams. fingers exploring
tunnels and towers
You fold around me we feasted and slavered
pressed hard to my back, I swallowed you whole
I feel your quiver, your rise while your tongue traveled
with our need, dipping into into and over and under.
wet anticipation, sl i i i i i de I get wet just thinking
into folds oiled by how about how we threw
long it's been since our shyness overboard.
last tryst, waiting to renew
sweet promises we shouldn't. Deep inside, my wetness tight
around your manhood
I miss your passion, your smile my lips - no matter which -
the hungry eyes: impatient, tasted your every inch.
guileless, seething with the
promise of feathery touches When we fucked our brains out
as lust gave way to ardent love. that very first time, we learned
we were better speaking Braille
and more fluent in bodily fluids
we traded so freely.
Anonymous
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JohnnyBlaze
Forum Posts: 5572
Tyrant of Words
23
Joined 20th Mar 2015Forum Posts: 5572
I'm having a difficult time deciding if this will be my erotica or porn submission.
My Super Hard Love
whump thump hump whump
Here I come now
wank spank wank spank
right in your face
whump thump hump whump
with my super hard love
what you can never get enough of!!!
A-l-l n-i-g-h-t l-o-n-g
whump thump hump whump
My super hard love
wank spank wank spank
like an endless Karaoke song
whump thump hump whump
whump
I'm like Godzilla
terrorizing every villa
in the countryside
from Bangkok to Manilla
while the womenfolk run and hide
until they stop, turn and look to see
whump thump hump whump
what a huge lover I can be
wank spank wank spank
My super hard love
whump thump hump whump
dangling high in the sky above
wank spank wank spank
A huge pair of wrecking balls
breaking through your city walls!!!
I came in rike a wrecking brawl
I never hit so hard before
All I wraunted rusto .....
Enough with the Karaoke!!!
H-e-r-e I c-o-m-e n-o-w
r-i-g-h-t i-n y-o-u-r f-a-c-e
whump thump hump whump
I'm coming at you Wankum style
wank spank wank spank
with my super hard love
whump thump hump whump
what you can never get enough of
ZOOM!
When I enter the bedroom
it's like a sonic boom
from fighter jets scrambling off to war
When I lock onto you
and deliver my payload
as in multiple rockets, Baby -
- Yes, I'm that quick to reload
you will never ever want another lover anymore
whump thump hump whump
My super hard love
wank spank wank spank
Coming at you fast and furious
making you delirious
when I get behind you
and do the Tokyo Drift
slide into your backseat
cranking hard left
then swiftly right
leaning into every curve
Don't panic
it will be alright
It most definitely will be a night
you will never ever forget
wank spank wank spank
My super hard love
whump thump hump whump
You'll never forget
my super hard love, Baby
whump
http://i.giphy.com/YsxmGWmoAZlEA.gif
My Super Hard Love
whump thump hump whump
Here I come now
wank spank wank spank
right in your face
whump thump hump whump
with my super hard love
what you can never get enough of!!!
A-l-l n-i-g-h-t l-o-n-g
whump thump hump whump
My super hard love
wank spank wank spank
like an endless Karaoke song
whump thump hump whump
whump
I'm like Godzilla
terrorizing every villa
in the countryside
from Bangkok to Manilla
while the womenfolk run and hide
until they stop, turn and look to see
whump thump hump whump
what a huge lover I can be
wank spank wank spank
My super hard love
whump thump hump whump
dangling high in the sky above
wank spank wank spank
A huge pair of wrecking balls
breaking through your city walls!!!
I came in rike a wrecking brawl
I never hit so hard before
All I wraunted rusto .....
Enough with the Karaoke!!!
H-e-r-e I c-o-m-e n-o-w
r-i-g-h-t i-n y-o-u-r f-a-c-e
whump thump hump whump
I'm coming at you Wankum style
wank spank wank spank
with my super hard love
whump thump hump whump
what you can never get enough of
ZOOM!
When I enter the bedroom
it's like a sonic boom
from fighter jets scrambling off to war
When I lock onto you
and deliver my payload
as in multiple rockets, Baby -
- Yes, I'm that quick to reload
you will never ever want another lover anymore
whump thump hump whump
My super hard love
wank spank wank spank
Coming at you fast and furious
making you delirious
when I get behind you
and do the Tokyo Drift
slide into your backseat
cranking hard left
then swiftly right
leaning into every curve
Don't panic
it will be alright
It most definitely will be a night
you will never ever forget
wank spank wank spank
My super hard love
whump thump hump whump
You'll never forget
my super hard love, Baby
whump
http://i.giphy.com/YsxmGWmoAZlEA.gif
JohnnyBlaze
Forum Posts: 5572
Tyrant of Words
23
Joined 20th Mar 2015Forum Posts: 5572
Here is the other half of my combo entry.
Again, I'm not quite sure which category this falls in.
Mera Raipa Seksi Hai
It's all good in the hood
when you wake up with morning breath
( Hah! you thought I was going to say, wood )
after banging the gong
all night long
I sing you a song
doing it Bollywood style
Dongiddy dong-diddy dang-a-dang diggy-diddy
Mera raipa seksi hai
Never going back once rapped by a white guy
Mera raipa seksi hai
Caramel and white chocolate
together, you and I
Dawning light fills the sky as we lie in bed
an awning of gold crowning your head
Blessings from gods most high in Heaven
Get up anytime between Seven, Eleven
Uh-oh, that wasn't meant to be racist
You point your finger
shake your fist
Be more forgiving
let's get on with living
Get it on till there be none left to be giving
My loving is not the kind to be missed
Mera raipa seksi hai
Never going back once rapped by a white guy
Mera raipa seksi hai
My rap is sexy
You'll not want to pass it by
Yo!
Mocha latte princess
you beg for it more and more
like a magic carpet unraveling a lot
I have you spreading every which way
upon the floor
Yo!
Beauty from Bangalore
serenading my song in your ear
so sweet and soulful
Entering your holy temple from behind
I bang you
I bang you in the bunghole
Oh-oh-oh
In the bunghole
yo-yo-yo
In the bunghole
yo-yo-yo
In my bunga bunga bungalow
My loving is not the kind to be missed
Mera raipa seksi hai
Never going back once rapped by a white guy
Mera raipa seksi hai
My rap is sexy
You'll not want to pass it by
Again, I'm not quite sure which category this falls in.
Mera Raipa Seksi Hai
It's all good in the hood
when you wake up with morning breath
( Hah! you thought I was going to say, wood )
after banging the gong
all night long
I sing you a song
doing it Bollywood style
Dongiddy dong-diddy dang-a-dang diggy-diddy
Mera raipa seksi hai
Never going back once rapped by a white guy
Mera raipa seksi hai
Caramel and white chocolate
together, you and I
Dawning light fills the sky as we lie in bed
an awning of gold crowning your head
Blessings from gods most high in Heaven
Get up anytime between Seven, Eleven
Uh-oh, that wasn't meant to be racist
You point your finger
shake your fist
Be more forgiving
let's get on with living
Get it on till there be none left to be giving
My loving is not the kind to be missed
Mera raipa seksi hai
Never going back once rapped by a white guy
Mera raipa seksi hai
My rap is sexy
You'll not want to pass it by
Yo!
Mocha latte princess
you beg for it more and more
like a magic carpet unraveling a lot
I have you spreading every which way
upon the floor
Yo!
Beauty from Bangalore
serenading my song in your ear
so sweet and soulful
Entering your holy temple from behind
I bang you
I bang you in the bunghole
Oh-oh-oh
In the bunghole
yo-yo-yo
In the bunghole
yo-yo-yo
In my bunga bunga bungalow
My loving is not the kind to be missed
Mera raipa seksi hai
Never going back once rapped by a white guy
Mera raipa seksi hai
My rap is sexy
You'll not want to pass it by
Jade-Pandora
jade tiger
Forum Posts: 5134
jade tiger
Tyrant of Words
154
Joined 9th Nov 2015 Forum Posts: 5134
PROMISE
(an erotic Sonnet)
I promise to be here when you wake up,
Anticipating touch throughout the night,
Reflecting on those times when you'd erupt
When bringing your desire to it's height.
And just as generous my wants attend,
Your seek and ministrations take me there,
In rise and arch and tremble's coming bend,
As peaks and throaty serenades declare.
The musk of bodies' reaching in their flux,
The perfumed scent that wafts into the mind,
The tastes from deepest tongue, a delving suck,
My naked spread to enter from behind.
At last you stir as night begins to yield,
To taste your throb, my hand about to wield.
QUEEN BEE. ! Extreme Content !
(a twisted, erotic porn DOUBLE Sonnet)
You'd speak intensely, yearningly to me,
Your passion to crawl up inside of me,
To grow within the wanton womb of me,
And clone yourself for every hole in me.
I likened it to living in a hive,
Not me of course, but you as worker, strive
And with distorted body your queen, thrive
While larvae young, in honeycomb, alive.
You wanted to become my menstrual phase,
To drink it down, the spume for when we'd bathe,
Mixed in with amber essences we'd save,
And share between the rhythm of our crave.
With fetishes, we'd welcome every kind,
In nightly marathons, to seek and find.
At toilet when we'd set a dinner date
And dress for the occasion's formal pate,
To place beneath my puckering a plate,
With flat wear serving morsels that you ate.
And then, the darker spectrum when we'd fuck,
Each one more twisted as we'd bite and suck.
The taboo acts of insert, swell and tuck
Would always have us betting on our luck.
Like exhibitionism to the hilt,
Another form of sex play without guilt.
In public spectacle, they'd watch and tilt
To speculate how our sex life was built.
There never seemed an ending to our want,
When darkest pleasures' deepest places haunt.
(an erotic Sonnet)
I promise to be here when you wake up,
Anticipating touch throughout the night,
Reflecting on those times when you'd erupt
When bringing your desire to it's height.
And just as generous my wants attend,
Your seek and ministrations take me there,
In rise and arch and tremble's coming bend,
As peaks and throaty serenades declare.
The musk of bodies' reaching in their flux,
The perfumed scent that wafts into the mind,
The tastes from deepest tongue, a delving suck,
My naked spread to enter from behind.
At last you stir as night begins to yield,
To taste your throb, my hand about to wield.
QUEEN BEE. ! Extreme Content !
(a twisted, erotic porn DOUBLE Sonnet)
You'd speak intensely, yearningly to me,
Your passion to crawl up inside of me,
To grow within the wanton womb of me,
And clone yourself for every hole in me.
I likened it to living in a hive,
Not me of course, but you as worker, strive
And with distorted body your queen, thrive
While larvae young, in honeycomb, alive.
You wanted to become my menstrual phase,
To drink it down, the spume for when we'd bathe,
Mixed in with amber essences we'd save,
And share between the rhythm of our crave.
With fetishes, we'd welcome every kind,
In nightly marathons, to seek and find.
At toilet when we'd set a dinner date
And dress for the occasion's formal pate,
To place beneath my puckering a plate,
With flat wear serving morsels that you ate.
And then, the darker spectrum when we'd fuck,
Each one more twisted as we'd bite and suck.
The taboo acts of insert, swell and tuck
Would always have us betting on our luck.
Like exhibitionism to the hilt,
Another form of sex play without guilt.
In public spectacle, they'd watch and tilt
To speculate how our sex life was built.
There never seemed an ending to our want,
When darkest pleasures' deepest places haunt.
Hepcat61
geoff cat
Forum Posts: 1028
geoff cat
Dangerous Mind
33
Joined 27th Nov 2015Forum Posts: 1028
MY COCK
(a porn sonnet)
I truly never thought about my cock…
Well, in the sense of how it might be seen
By others when, as they are taking stock
Of loving rod, first time they stroke and preen
Does it grow stiff in ways she’s finding fair?
Does it feel right when in her loving grip?
It’s length and girth, will she find pleasing there?
When thickened lips would test its glide and slip
Will she find joy in sight and taste and smell?
When sixty-nine brings it in closest view
Will her mouth find a pleasing throb and swell?
When thickened white cums out in well and spew
Are these moot points for her, we'll wait and see
'Cause EVERY cunny's beautiful to me
FACE TO FACE
(a sexual sonnet)
I view you deep within as our eyes meet
Your eyes convey your soul when face to face
In lying breast to chest with one hearts' beat
But deeper still the view when face to waist
For there my silenced tongue knows other soul
In drawing down to open other lips
And tickle darling bud with tongue's console
To view the blooming grace of love's ellipse
As you give rise to love's erecting tow'r
With mouth and tongue unseen for better view
For as you love your sight of rigid pow'r
I love my sight of tightly circled you
With closest view of circled tongue's delight
I bring your pulse and glory at the sight
(a porn sonnet)
I truly never thought about my cock…
Well, in the sense of how it might be seen
By others when, as they are taking stock
Of loving rod, first time they stroke and preen
Does it grow stiff in ways she’s finding fair?
Does it feel right when in her loving grip?
It’s length and girth, will she find pleasing there?
When thickened lips would test its glide and slip
Will she find joy in sight and taste and smell?
When sixty-nine brings it in closest view
Will her mouth find a pleasing throb and swell?
When thickened white cums out in well and spew
Are these moot points for her, we'll wait and see
'Cause EVERY cunny's beautiful to me
FACE TO FACE
(a sexual sonnet)
I view you deep within as our eyes meet
Your eyes convey your soul when face to face
In lying breast to chest with one hearts' beat
But deeper still the view when face to waist
For there my silenced tongue knows other soul
In drawing down to open other lips
And tickle darling bud with tongue's console
To view the blooming grace of love's ellipse
As you give rise to love's erecting tow'r
With mouth and tongue unseen for better view
For as you love your sight of rigid pow'r
I love my sight of tightly circled you
With closest view of circled tongue's delight
I bring your pulse and glory at the sight
Anonymous
Congratulations MayRayn!
Thank you to all who entered the competition. It's been interesting. :)
Thank you to all who entered the competition. It's been interesting. :)
JohnnyBlaze
Forum Posts: 5572
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 20th Mar 2015Forum Posts: 5572
Woohoo! It's May Day! Grats!
And kudos to Vixen.
And kudos to Vixen.
MayRayn
May Rayn
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May Rayn
Thought Provoker
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Joined 10th May 2016Forum Posts: 113
Whoa! Just came back from running around all morning and ...what a nice surprise!! I am really honored! And congrats to you too, you li'l Vixen you!
Many thanks to Todski, our now undercover host, for putting this up - it made me think about the problem differently.
Then I went and blended the two poems because, well, who doesn't like some porn mixed in with their erotica?? Honest, now, folks!
Thanks to ask the other participants as well - truly a fun contest. Got me all hot and bothered.
Many thanks to Todski, our now undercover host, for putting this up - it made me think about the problem differently.
Then I went and blended the two poems because, well, who doesn't like some porn mixed in with their erotica?? Honest, now, folks!
Thanks to ask the other participants as well - truly a fun contest. Got me all hot and bothered.