Naughty Bible Stories

Jade-Pandora said:Jennifer, I wound up napping in the recliner, really spent from last night, and once I woke up a few minutes ago, I looked at my iPhone all groggy-like, and I saw you on the forum list, and went in and read your comment, and felt grateful that you, with your dedication, passion and knowledge in theology was able to translate everything, right down to the duel meaning of the burning bush.  

I am honored, dear, for the vindication and reception.

<goes quiet and closes her eyes>

It was an incredible piece Dove...back to dreamland....night night....

My Sympathy with the Devil
 
"Sooo Jenny grrrrrl" the devil growls
Low and slow..
Gaze meeting mine blue eyes..
With his as black as my darkest skies..

"I hear you in your turning slumber." he laughs sick..
He was strokin his disgustin burnt up prick..
Long curled over nails tippy tap...tap...
Tippy..tap.a.rap.. rap. a .rap...rumble..
On our bargaining table..
"Gotta deal for you dearie." with gnashing flash of filed toothed grin..
"If you think you are able.."
He knew my ability..
And now from dream.
My femme fragility...

I strut power slut, tits held high up front..most times..
But..in the deep recessed parts in the back of my mind....
It feeeels vain..and cruel.
My insides..I'm justa scared country gal...
Dreams of a Man who wants my insight..
Not my insides....
A Lancelot..cliche, i know..
But i dream of Camelot.

Now here Satan is..defiling my vulnerability..with his
Yellowed awful  jiz..
"Jennifer, you will have your night and shining lover..for one night with me.."..tip tap.ripity rap..a rap..
"Under cover."

I choke down bile..
He smelled like eggs left decades in a pile..
Straggly white burning hair in a thick smoke halo..
Rack of gnarly unfatted skeletal sticks for a torso..
Pelvis like a suicide boomerang..
Fuckin this beast would leave me in shredded pain..
Figuratively and literally..

I stood up waaay to quick..
Knockin over my chair in a fit..
Leaned over and tip rapped thumped my long red nail in his chest!
Said "Oh! Hell no! wouldn't touch you n your skinny fallen dick!"
Smilin proud.."My good Man and me will happen on it's own accord!"
"Neva eva from a twisted screw from the likes of you and what you think is my ultimate reward."
Pantin now shakin scared as the potential aftermath effects slowly eased into my thought..

All of the sudden..the devil shook off...
His horrible grin..filled out his chest..
And the  rest of his grotesque..
Showing a kind look and sweet face..
Said "Lovely, you bargained out of my disgrace."
"Please, i want you to never think of yourself cruel or bad again." Intent
In his now clear hazel eyes so pure..
A slow tear ran down his face..

I took my finger and traced..with kindness..
The tear away..
I gave a light kiss on his now tender mouth..
Said sincerely "Thanks darlin..I'll be sure and look you up if i eva get down waaay farther south."
Written by calamitygin (Jennifer Michael McCurry)

Nude Religion ! extreme content !

Bucking posession my white thigh thrust matched his holy stroke.    
Fucked our demons into submission,  We made an alter out of our bed.    
   
Our bodies prayed to one another.    
Saught salvation in our shared perversion.    
Two sinners turned holy,    
Seeking saint hood in our pure fuck    
Cock in mouth as I genuflected,    
Took a communion of secretions and head.    
   
Consecrated cunt became his sanctuary,    
Licked like worship,    
We had Baptized in each other.    
Our cum holy water.    
A rebirth back to virginity,    
His cock probed like Salome,    
My Madonna ran red.

Written by calamitygin (Jennifer Michael McCurry)

editing

He started as a boy with a stone and a sling
And toppled a giant to be anointed as king
But hardly any in the bible have been stained with more sin
than the king standing on a mountain of foreskins

With an endless war the burden of leadership heavily weighs
But it's all banished away on the day that he sees her bathe
Captivated by her naked flesh now he's feeling a little hard pressed
fantasizing about her round bottom and the touch of her caress
His temptress follows his temptations while her man is at war
Euphoric from their lust they both become each others whore

The consequences of their actions come too soon
and she's pregnant with his child in her womb
They call back Uriah but he refuses to enter her room
So the king sends him to danger to go search for his tomb
Bathsheba the daughter of the oath remarried as queen
They pay with the death of a son, civil war and shattered dreams

Honey...

Adored this...
And clever, clever lines...
The same questions that caused lilith to take flight...

Rib bone between my thighs! Yes doll go...

Pray set my bush ablaze
I have the power to raise

Loved!

No need to fantasise,
Your rib bone between my thighs

Died with grin and a giggle

And the last line....a bit of perfuction!
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Awesome ink! Great thought and logic carried through....
Two fingers way up...hehehe....✌

Pan....

I love Davids story....
And you tell it captivatingly in this piece darlin!

My God from Great to fallen....
The mightiest chosen fall...
To send Uriah to certain death for his desire....
And Bathsheba...
I imagine her....
To turn all up and topple it over..
What must her eyes have looked like..
Especially looking into...


A mountain of forskins....great...

Great storytelling....people see I love theology...they think I am a fanatic....not so...I love scripture as literature....

I am not religious...spiritual yes...

But this is why I dig biblical scripture so.....there are juicy tales laced throughout....

You told a whopper! Loved it....thanks

I think of all the comps I've held...
These are my favorite collection of entries....
The ones who dug in and created something ....just awesome! Thanks soooo much!

Honeyadored said:Just spotted that it was only one submission

Go ahead and show if you have another....just select one as your entry....would love to read!

More than liked Honey.

.🌝🌷

And loooove your avatar....have a honey ..mmm....near fettish....lovely

Purify: Asenaths Confession ...
A pantoum  
 
Out rush my heart  
I confess my trangressions  
My soul i wish i had not offended  
My lies and life seem endless  
 
I confess my transgressions  
In recall i am remprimanded  
My lies and life seem endless  
And on bruised knees i bend  
 
In recall i am reprimanded  
I honeycomb lips from ash  
And on bruised knees i bend  
As if no other, through these ruby lips  
Have passed  
 
I honeycomb lips from ash  
Joseph, I have never spoke of another  
As if no other, through these ruby lips Have passed  
I will have your virgin daughter  
 
Joseph, I have never spoke of another  
False idols have fueled great madness  
I will have your virgin daughter  
Through lips no other has passed  
 
False idols have fueled great madness  
I uttered in hostile prayer  
Through lips no other has passed  
Now i may kiss away your cares  
 
I uttered in hostile prayer  
I am no longer Pharoahs daughter  
Now i may kiss away your cares  
As monotheistic wife apon our altar  
 
Take my thigh without reproach  
My soul I wish I had not offended  
Without your love she would not be bourne  
Out rush my heart

Sweet Growlin Dove, Jade Pandora, in convo after the comp info'd me when asked that there is more to Pantoum...she is humble, no correction....but you must read Asenaths story...

Gपसन्द करना 🐝pasand karnana🐝

I have been resurrected  
Fleshly Restored  
My new fountainhead jongleur paramour  
No dilitante my darlins skills seduce  
His raconteur enchants my raconteuse  
His carnal speils filled with bawdy stings  
Writes His moon festooned in rose fingerprints  
Bares manly derriere for sensual !whop!  
Animalistic alegories drive me to  a bestial she bop  
A furious finger fuck to calm aching dee dee  
My philosopher stone rubbed thought of my new deity  
My buddha nature man devours my every thought  
Caused pell_mell decent into love lionized worship of him  
Like Asenath Pharoh's daughter for Joseph i purified scent of other men  
I bathed for renewal not in waters but suffused in ash  
Caused a swarm of bees to take wing out of my gash  
Besieged by them breathless in furious swarm  
They veiled my lips with purging honeycomb  
Honeyed nectar purified as if no other mans name has ever been moaned  
Now my troubadour i belong and lie with you alone  
 

The wine was red,
The table spread...
She lost her head,
And got misled,
Stripping naked,
Then went to bed
With Father Ted.
Her limbs outspread
Got him tempted,
Then erected
So hard like lead.
No prayers said,
His robes were shed.