Tongue Twister
lepperochan
Craic-Dealer
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Craic-Dealer
Guardian of Shadows
67
Joined 1st Apr 2011Forum Posts: 14456
Sam sampled ample apple samples simple apple simple apple simple apple simple ample sampled apple sinful sample apple
gazellemon
Bradley J
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Bradley J
Fire of Insight
6
Joined 6th Mar 2014Forum Posts: 372
when i pen subversive verses in cursive
it ends with nurses and hearses,
i am a suspicious person with these curses
certainly a little nervous,
as I rehearse this lyrical sermon,
I will service these circuits,
i know no word that is worthless,
each syllable snaps with a purpose,
and you don't have to purchase...
but i am so dope and focused
you may just quote this
flow so sick like i'm floatin,
hoes on dick swallowin' potion,
I'm following a thick commotion,
you already know doh',
i am like a young Frodo,
where I go not even I know though,
like a commando in camo,
with ammo to blow,
And flows fucked like a coke ho's nose,
I keep em coming back like a kilo of snow,
i keep repeating facts and stacking this dough,
defeat is not acceptable,
i stay flexible,
I could be next to go,
or on a beach in Mexico,
it ends with nurses and hearses,
i am a suspicious person with these curses
certainly a little nervous,
as I rehearse this lyrical sermon,
I will service these circuits,
i know no word that is worthless,
each syllable snaps with a purpose,
and you don't have to purchase...
but i am so dope and focused
you may just quote this
flow so sick like i'm floatin,
hoes on dick swallowin' potion,
I'm following a thick commotion,
you already know doh',
i am like a young Frodo,
where I go not even I know though,
like a commando in camo,
with ammo to blow,
And flows fucked like a coke ho's nose,
I keep em coming back like a kilo of snow,
i keep repeating facts and stacking this dough,
defeat is not acceptable,
i stay flexible,
I could be next to go,
or on a beach in Mexico,
snugglebuck
Forum Posts: 1873
Dangerous Mind
77
Joined 3rd Feb 2014Forum Posts: 1873
Farrah Faye fought Faye Flynn for flirting with Frankie Frankfurter. Farrah felt Faye flunked the feathers our out of Frankie Frankfurter. So Farrah filleted her friend for fun.
snugglebuck
Forum Posts: 1873
Dangerous Mind
77
Joined 3rd Feb 2014Forum Posts: 1873
PETER’S PEPPER
Peter Packer plucked a pepper
Penelope sucked his pepper
Peter wasn’t pleased
That his pepper got picked
By a precocious Penelope
Poor Peter pleaded
“Please Penelope
Don’t suck my pepper
I plucked my pepper
For my pleasure
Would you be pleased
If I pecked your panties?"
Peter Packer plucked a pepper
Penelope sucked his pepper
Peter wasn’t pleased
That his pepper got picked
By a precocious Penelope
Poor Peter pleaded
“Please Penelope
Don’t suck my pepper
I plucked my pepper
For my pleasure
Would you be pleased
If I pecked your panties?"
CasketSharpe
Forum Posts: 131
Tyrant of Words
15
Joined 12th June 2013Forum Posts: 131
Peters penetrating pepper pleases Penelope's perculating popping pussy providing pleasure, passion profusely
Nicolassy
Joined 23rd Apr 2016
Forum Posts: 27
Lost Thinker
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Dads dick did disembowel Danny's dark dank dungeon dislodging dirty destruction
Artemios
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Thought Provoker
12
Joined 11th Jan 2016Forum Posts: 393
Love is the less alive lie
looks like a lame limitless law
a lilting turtle liking a little lust.
looks like a lame limitless law
a lilting turtle liking a little lust.
chump
Forum Posts: 417
Thought Provoker
6
Joined 30th Sep 2014Forum Posts: 417
big boobed blind bitches blew my big dick by braile
mysteriouslady
Forum Posts: 2454
Tyrant of Words
15
Joined 11th Aug 2012Forum Posts: 2454
ditry dickie dumped his darling debbie during the damned dodgers demise
( my attempt was meager at best haha )
( my attempt was meager at best haha )
Zazzles
Broomie
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Broomie
Tyrant of Words
24
Joined 23rd Nov 2013Forum Posts: 1781
Seventeen Sleazy Sailors Stole Sixty Six Shrimp Scampi Submarine Sandwiches.
Sonofabitches!
Sonofabitches!
snugglebuck
Forum Posts: 1873
Dangerous Mind
77
Joined 3rd Feb 2014Forum Posts: 1873
http://i1317.photobucket.com/albums/t623/curlycue23/Private%20Dick.jpg
ICK
Rick Quick
Private Dick
Caught a chick
Turn a trick
Kiss a hick
Stroke his wick
Leave lipstick
On his prick
Then give his
Balls a kick
Now I end
My Limerick
ICK
Rick Quick
Private Dick
Caught a chick
Turn a trick
Kiss a hick
Stroke his wick
Leave lipstick
On his prick
Then give his
Balls a kick
Now I end
My Limerick
SatansSperm
Forum Posts: 3112
Dangerous Mind
13
Joined 19th Nov 2015Forum Posts: 3112
wow a lot of wonderful entries...this is going to be harder than i expected...nice work everyone.
PaRaDoXxX
Joined 8th June 2012
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Strange Creature
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if knowing is believing i believe i'll never know but know this has made no sense nor has come to show
i know just what your thinking and i don't know what to say i keep trying to get to no place none will ever know
i will not an answer knowing that its not the aswter i know not for what i need to know but wish id rather need not know
it calls to know the difference of knowing right from wrong and if you know the basic knowing is a power we can use to know it all
i know just what your thinking and i don't know what to say i keep trying to get to no place none will ever know
i will not an answer knowing that its not the aswter i know not for what i need to know but wish id rather need not know
it calls to know the difference of knowing right from wrong and if you know the basic knowing is a power we can use to know it all
calamitygin
Jennifer Michael McCurry
Forum Posts: 2047
Jennifer Michael McCurry
Tyrant of Words
28
Joined 22nd June 2015Forum Posts: 2047
He said he saw she butt ..
But..He was he she and showed
He that shouted SHE butt
Shooting shlong through shoved aside thong...
sphincter spunk er where...
Even on she he's
He hair
Caught on camera... the she he sphincter spelunker...
That happened to be Senator
Dumb she he shooter...
Dont dick the pretty dudes pooter...
When eeeeverything cums out now...on computer..
.
But..He was he she and showed
He that shouted SHE butt
Shooting shlong through shoved aside thong...
sphincter spunk er where...
Even on she he's
He hair
Caught on camera... the she he sphincter spelunker...
That happened to be Senator
Dumb she he shooter...
Dont dick the pretty dudes pooter...
When eeeeverything cums out now...on computer..
.
Zazzles
Broomie
Forum Posts: 1781
Broomie
Tyrant of Words
24
Joined 23rd Nov 2013Forum Posts: 1781
marielavoue said:Symphonious Sonnet
Salutations self-cultivated scribes!,
satisfying society’s salacity for syllables,
sensible and suggestive, sensual and scurrilous.
Singlehandedly sending stimulating sentiments,
soundlessly scratching the surface of sensations
with soul scorching salacious scriptures.
Searching and scrutinizing symmetrical
seeds of sensational scraps of script,
shrewdly setup, singularly shaped sentences.
Sometimes shockingly sensitive,
showcasing significantly silky situations
with a soulful sensuous siren song.
Sincerity, sharply skewers the spirit
with sky-high smoky serendipity,
yet sobering soft-spoken solicitations.
Soulsearching signifies a special stance;
spellbinding stanzas sear a starry-eyed spectator,
starving for a stabilizing steadfast storyteller.
Stupendous and sumptuously subdued subjects
subscribe to sublime skillfully sculpted subtitles
in succession, steeped with succulent substance.
Subsequently seducing and surprising
with surrealist surrender, the surveyor
seeking sustenance, swaying to the sweet symphony.
Sweeping the stiff shirt syndicate swine into submission;
Simply said, a syllabus sweetened synopsis supports
the suitability of superbly stated subversions of sonnets.
Gypsy red
Feb.2012
Brava Malady!
Salutations self-cultivated scribes!,
satisfying society’s salacity for syllables,
sensible and suggestive, sensual and scurrilous.
Singlehandedly sending stimulating sentiments,
soundlessly scratching the surface of sensations
with soul scorching salacious scriptures.
Searching and scrutinizing symmetrical
seeds of sensational scraps of script,
shrewdly setup, singularly shaped sentences.
Sometimes shockingly sensitive,
showcasing significantly silky situations
with a soulful sensuous siren song.
Sincerity, sharply skewers the spirit
with sky-high smoky serendipity,
yet sobering soft-spoken solicitations.
Soulsearching signifies a special stance;
spellbinding stanzas sear a starry-eyed spectator,
starving for a stabilizing steadfast storyteller.
Stupendous and sumptuously subdued subjects
subscribe to sublime skillfully sculpted subtitles
in succession, steeped with succulent substance.
Subsequently seducing and surprising
with surrealist surrender, the surveyor
seeking sustenance, swaying to the sweet symphony.
Sweeping the stiff shirt syndicate swine into submission;
Simply said, a syllabus sweetened synopsis supports
the suitability of superbly stated subversions of sonnets.
Gypsy red
Feb.2012
Brava Malady!