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Cheesy Porn....yeah you watch...

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Jennifer Michael McCurry
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 22nd June 2015
Forum Posts: 2047

Poetry Contest

Write your own campy porn tribute.
You may use any style of writing you choose...
A poem tribute..
Your own wild scene...
A character study of the 3rd big boobied blond in the 2nd and 5th scene..lol

2 entries
2 weeks
New writes...
Not only new to DU, but written for this comp....

Bonus points for creative pop movie porn title...

Any length...within in reason...
Get really wild and creative...and have fun!
No rape paedophilia or unwanted roughness...

calamitygin
Jennifer Michael McCurry
Tyrant of Words
United States 28awards
Joined 22nd June 2015
Forum Posts: 2047

Big trouble in Gins vagina...

For the Blonde with the flame tatoo
Suggesting a bush on fire
Your jiggly M&M shaped titties
Fueled my hunnies desire

Every time your sweet candy bounced
He thrust an inch or so deeper
And by God when he finally hit "G"!!
I said, this filthy gals a keeper!

I bought you out at the local gold pawn
Including Stank Finger 1 and 2
I love your name by the way, Eda Shlong
Would have never guessed you a Jew

Now nights sing as together we moan
My hunny however is pissed
I hoard your candy titties all to my own
And let hunny jerk his own stiff



case28
Alexander Case
Dangerous Mind
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Joined 16th June 2013
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full cream

no mistaking that look in her eye
thumper was a girl who
knew what she wanted
cream pie is what she's ordered
from the men[u]
tonight



written by Alexander Case

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Jennifer Michael McCurry
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 22nd June 2015
Forum Posts: 2047

)Lol...love this Case...
So f ing serious...it has an air..
Thumper had that lookiner i
cream pie Is what she's ordered
from the men[u]
tonight

Yes.

Thank you. Bit of great doll...oh god..😉🔫

poet Anonymous

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Frankee_thecat
Twisted Dreamer
Australia
Joined 20th Jan 2016
Forum Posts: 60

Hey imagine if you and I got teleported to an alien world,
where everything was same, but sex was weird.
Say sex is when a man gives a woman a wet willie.
Do you think they’d be all strange about it?
Do you think gloves and ear-muffs would abound?
And can you imagine if her ear-muffed slipped?
The boys half out of their seats,
left hands pinching the right hand index tip,
ready to rip the glove off and pounce.
All the girls giggling as she tries to recover
From her deepest, horrible shame.
Hands quickly covering her precious jewel,
while he boys rest back in their chairs
and heartily laugh shouting tall tales to all that can hear,
about how they once slipped one in her ear?

Wouldn’t that seem kinda Lame?

calamitygin
Jennifer Michael McCurry
Tyrant of Words
United States 28awards
Joined 22nd June 2015
Forum Posts: 2047

Taurek!
Love love darlin....you bitch...you little slut...lol you know i dig that! Lol

Make her say the safe word
Three times before you stop
Okay, another $500, then.
We good?
You’re killing me, Karen
Grab those ankles!
You’re loving it, you slut
Oh shit!
Smack her ass

Oh fuck, Jer, whatdid you do?!
You overshot!
Half of it’s on the couch
And on Tracy’s new boots!
You asshole, I’ll fucking kill you!
Goddamn it!

Love that...get personal..

Nice
You’ve got the best loads
In the biz!
This is gonna be money
All over, Jer, all over
Get it in her eyes
And up her nose
Swallow whatever gets

Taurek...very creative...love the director angle...this was a ball to read...pun not intended (yeah right)
And saw every soaking minute in my head!

Awesome! Thank you!

calamitygin
Jennifer Michael McCurry
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 22nd June 2015
Forum Posts: 2047

Lol....frankee my kitty...love the piece so much...
And loved these...

Say sex is when a man gives a woman a wet willie.
Do you think they’d be all strange about it?
Do you think gloves and ear-muffs would abound?
And can you imagine if her ear-muffed slipped?

and heartily laugh shouting tall tales to all that can hear,
about howhey once slipped one in her ear?

I died laughing....
But honey not sure how it fits comp theme...this is supposed to be about cheesy porn...a tribute or scene...
Comprende el gato?

But i so loved it! Thank you sweet darlin Jack...

poet Anonymous

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Adeyato
Strange Creature
United States
Joined 1st Feb 2016
Forum Posts: 3

An ode to 2011

Grunts, groans,
Mass produced moans,
Sucking her teeth in,
Playing with his bone,
Bored expression only enhances their erections,
It's all phoned in but he shows no affection,
When it's all over you use tissues and glare at your computer's reflection.

Artemios
Thought Provoker
Greece 12awards
Joined 11th Jan 2016
Forum Posts: 393

Put your sperm around me, I will inhale

The door wasn’t open, I had to ring the bell,
the bell was red, the door wasn’t brown,
the director was short, wearing eyes all over his mind.

In the middle of the room
Marina Abramovic was fucking with a mop
and she was screaming

“Put your fucking arms around me, I’m begging you”!

Ulay’ s dick was ugly, lost within the mouth of an i-doll.

An empty dick - circle was waiting for me to fill it in,
I entered on my knees, six dicks and a cock were looking at me
I went for the cock and the dicks came for me
spanking and slapping me, god, even Marina was jealous of me.

“Put your dicks around me, I’m begging you”,
she was now screaming and Ulay’ s semen pinned to her eyes,
-eyes white closed-.

One, two, six cum shots all over my dick
and a cock load in my mouth did it,
if that’s not paradise then I’m happy in hell

“Put your sperm around me, I will inhale”
I screamed, as a village girl was coming towards me.
She sat on my creamy dick, easy to enter, easy to feel

“Not you Alice! This is the gay scene!”
the director freaked out
and came to pull her out,
he slipped on the floor
and his face arrived in front of my balls
he couldn’t resist, he licked some jell
and took them in his mouth
Alice was a good girl but she got scared and took a pee on him.

The room was full of sperm, sweating bodies and faces
everything was filmed and dirty enough
I was still with a hard on, my dick was bigger than a pigeon,
I had to calm down this brick but it was stronger than me
I thought that a poppers would do the thing
so I grabbed one, I closed my eyes and exploded my head
I lowered the camera and concentrated in Marina’s mop
felt it in my ass, up and down, in and out
finally I was pleased and Marina was pissed.

I now shoot this cum on the camera lens
it’s a present from me to all of my fans
the glass melts and your screen obeys your needs
breath it in and shallow it down like a shark
I’m gonna be paid for that in inches
for my next partner in an amusing -dick based- park.

feenixfiles
Fire of Insight
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Joined 14th July 2013
Forum Posts: 466

caught on camera - cheerleader & coach
tied up turned on tortured and teased
lads like ladies who learn lesbian lessons
to compilations cumshots of castings & cock
featuring fisting fetishes foreign females
that suck strip smack schoolgirls that sin
massaging MILFS masturbating many men
talented tongues threesomes & other tricks
promiscuous porn promises' of pleasure
secret sensations to send some to sleep..

calamitygin
Jennifer Michael McCurry
Tyrant of Words
United States 28awards
Joined 22nd June 2015
Forum Posts: 2047

Adeyato said:An ode to 2011

Grunts, groans,
Mass produced moans,
Sucking her teeth in,
Playing with his bone,
Bored expression only enhances their erections,
It's all phoned in but he shows no affection,
When it's all over you use tissues and glare at your computer's reflection.


Lol..loved this...
I really liked the sucking her teeth in..
(doing the sound outloud)
A total porn girl pet peeve....
Great piece...curious about the 2011?
Lol...some mysteries are meant to be...

Thanks!!

calamitygin
Jennifer Michael McCurry
Tyrant of Words
United States 28awards
Joined 22nd June 2015
Forum Posts: 2047

Art...

This was so fucking awesome!
Marina was perrrrfucked as the moody mop ficher....makes me wanna watch some of her...

Not you Alice! This is the gay scene!”
the dthigtor freaked out
and came to pull her out,
he slipped on the floor
and his face arrived in front of my balls
he couldn’t resist, he licked some jell
and took them in his mouth
Alice was a good girl but she got scared and took a pee on him.

Art...that was inspired...i mean this whole thing was no holds barred...lol literally...

The artsy door slip slide sperm floor putting yourself in it...

The cum shot at the camera...what a trippy scene.. I imagined it all...lol

Great!

Thanks!

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