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Egotism

gazellemon
Bradley J
Fire of Insight
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Joined 6th Mar 2014
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Poetry Contest

Who is the king of the bragging hill?
Please submit poems about yourselves that lack any modesty. One poem per person. New or old. Good or bad ;)

crimsin
Unveiling
Tyrant of Words
United States 121awards
Joined 25th Jan 2011
Forum Posts: 2608

Tampons And Corsets ! extreme content !

This poem is all about me    
being a woman who loves to seduce    
this is the real side of womanhood      
     
I hate how tampons are always too long    
bruising my tender pussy lips    
how we douche to taste like strawberries    
or some kind of springtime flower    
     
running to stay in shape    
my breasts have a mind of their own    
bouncing freely no matter      
the tightest of sports bras    
     
I laugh as I write this    
but I'm serious    
     
wearing bone crushing corsets    
all to accentuate the smallness    
of my waist letting my breasts    
swell over the top    
all to please my man    
     
I'm a submissive whore    
with a rebellious side    
winks at you as you read this    
it's tough being a woman    
     
sucking cock until i'm raw      
in the throat swallowing down    
all you have to offer    
I savor the satisfied look      
on your face but gag on the taste    
     
you men don't taste like strawberries    
I don't mean to be complaining    
just stating facts    
I let the cock slide all      
the way down my throat    
and swallow a load    
     
I'm your cum whore    
I aim to please    
being a rebellious slut    
talking of things for real    
     
we're not walking barbies    
waiting on you to play with us    
fuck it maybe i'll become a Dom  
with a toy of my own    

absentstarseed
Strange Creature
Joined 20th Sep 2015
Forum Posts: 3

When we sleep we sleep different to cover eachother.
Like hugs and kisses, us.
As we're awake and work different to cover eachother.
A reflection of cooperation.
We can't live for someone else but we're a part of eachother.
We don't eat what we eat. We don't travel how we travel.
We don't listen to what we listen to in any condition that we're in.
Neither do we speak of it.
When we smell the same flower it smells different.
We're someone else.
You are you. I am me.
They are they.
We are we.
Balance is the level to live.
Yet fading.

- Golden Mirror

JAZZMANOR
Tyrant of Words
United States 38awards
Joined 4th Aug 2011
Forum Posts: 103

I am a better Donald Trump
so my chest I will bump
I can do him one better
a  beat and rhythm go getter
plug in the guitar and even sing
make you want to do your thing
spent some time in school perfecting the art of the lie
how to deceive while wearing a tie
moved my act to voting lists
my lines so smooth it was hard to resist
then one more level I took it up
my rhetoric over flowing in the cup
masters degree and a license to educate the young
so before the other dribble is flung
ingrain in them that college tuition and fees are good
a way to make better the rough and tough hood
the biggest charade yet
yeah make sure they are all in debt
don't let them probe too deep and become aware
that there is a system that isn't meant to be fair
which is why the one percent tug all the strings
about power and wealth and all that it brings
so even though I am not perched at the top
I can influence without being a cop
and ensure the pipeline is steady on
the rappers and ball players we will continue to fawn...

dejure
vick
Dangerous Mind
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Joined 17th Aug 2015
Forum Posts: 2879



Opening act
the crying
Yeah! That's me

It's my voice you screamed out
It's easy to manipulate the fresh meat
Till you grow that mind of yours
Into a trash can filling it with all the "guidance"

Fuck them!
My weapon buried in you, is getting matured.
You call it the Sexuality.
Half of you is in my palm
Dancing to my tunes

But I'm eager to put my strings on the ones who are under "His" control
The ones with dicks, easy to break their hallucination over purity
With the taste of lust
But the ones with that mouth between their thighs.
They mature fast.
I curse the creator for making a such a figure
So many times I have lost in that unholy cave
I admire his creativity

But,
Guess what bitches, I know where to put my strings in you

Emotions
Hah!

Did you really think
you could hitchhike
to heaven?

I make you compare
I make you doubt
I make you weak
I make you cheat
I make you evil

Because ,

Iam the Devil!



poet Anonymous

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calamitygin
Jennifer Michael McCurry
Tyrant of Words
United States 28awards
Joined 22nd June 2015
Forum Posts: 2047

Expert tease......💋

So okay, the first part pulled
Hair ride..
Yes. I provide.
The purrrfucked Uck---shuuun
A Toungue's journey
From tip back to base..
Up down that vein..
Many times doll
Many times....
Then..
You are there, ready
Rock hard
Sack cradled in..
Talented hands, fingers pushin in
Licked, slid, down taint
Next not for beginners
Slip first digit in ass..
Juuuust the sweeeet moment.
Hook, pull light..
Suck full uppp p pp p..

There it goes....in mouth..on
Side cheek.
Watcha white against or in. Pink.

(someone have a tissue?)

calamitygin
Jennifer Michael McCurry
Tyrant of Words
United States 28awards
Joined 22nd June 2015
Forum Posts: 2047

Doll! You git it there!!! Have a fuuu king toy!!! You would whip him down
D
 O
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        N
To where that bitch bee lawngs

(responding to Crimson cant figgur these out)

poet Anonymous

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00782/beluga-whale-bubble_782240a.jpg

Balugah



Balugah!
Bah ha ha balugah
Yeh yeh yeh

Balugah!
Make your eyes bug Ah OO gah!
I’ll move ya
with my flippin big Balugah
ya ya yah.

In de arctic wide and grande
I'm white devil Speedo... Man dey
love ta surf my bubbles bouncing
in de waves all filled wit ice
All de girlies love my curly
tail and fin flaps whirly burly
Yeh dey just can’t get enuff
when my Bahluga spring for price

Balugah!
ow ow ow AH OO GAH!
yeh yeh yeh
Balugah!
Got de hottest meshugah
nuts nuts nuts.

Whoosh whoosh in deep water
Don’t be nasty with my odder
I got blowhole full o madness
if you slap my baldy head
On edge of de snow I'm steamy
I make pretty women screamy
when my noggin cum a bobbin
make dare tongues stick to me red.

Balugah!
Bah ha ha balugah
Yeh yeh yeh

Balugah!
Make your eyes bug Ah OO gah!
I’ll move ya
with my flippin big Balugah
ya ya yah.

 


blocat
Dangerous Mind
United Kingdom 9awards
Joined 1st Nov 2012
Forum Posts: 241

The Death of Ego

His ego won't let him back down
Thinks he's god's gift, bloody clown
She's told him no
But he won't  go
But it's two a.m.
And there's only them
He pushes his luck
Wants to fuck

Come on baby you an' me
You'll enjoy it wait an' see
Oh where's my fuckin' ride she thinks
He's drunk, he's ugly, his breath stinks
For the last time mister go away
This here sister don't wanna play
He shoves his hand deep up her skirt
Rams in fingers, makes it hurt

Don't tell me no you fuckin' bitch
I do what I want 'cos  I'm stinkin' rich
He's mad, drunk and fails see
The deadly flash of her shapely knee
He slumps puking to the pave
Soon to meet an early grave
She stamps on his neck there's a deadly crack
He flops lifeless on his back

Then a screech of bakes her lift's come
Angry now yells at her mom
What kept you? Where the hell you been?
Let's go I wanna quit this scene
Who's that on the pavement lying low?
Him mother? I don't know
He was there when I got here
Just some guy had too much beer


crimsin
Unveiling
Tyrant of Words
United States 121awards
Joined 25th Jan 2011
Forum Posts: 2608

calamitygin said:Doll! You git it there!!! Have a fuuu king toy!!! You would whip him down
D
 O
    W
        N
To where that bitch bee lawngs

(responding to Crimson cant figgur these out)


you rock Jennifer as does your sexy entry

PigRabbitII
Lost Thinker
United States 1awards
Joined 4th Dec 2012
Forum Posts: 39

Superiority

I am the superior of all of you,
For I am the one who is willing
To learn, to improve, to be true
To myself and my feelings.

I have no time nor qualm for
Anyone but for me;
I am busy. And what's more,
I am aware of my personality.

I dislike most people, and those
I like I cannot accompany long.
Much of my time is dedicated to prose
And to education, and to music and song.

I am no great beaut, but I know
That I am myself and that there
Is no room for self esteem low;
For my looks I've not a thought to spare.

I am fond of planning and working ahead,
And switching things up
And dreaming up fantastical stories
And being overall quite me, me, myself.

No one can compare to me;
I am one in infinity.

lanooz
Twisted Dreamer
United States 14awards
Joined 21st July 2012
Forum Posts: 240

Egotistic

Sometimes I wonder if I'm the modern day Einstein carrying a BB gun around town testing the unfaithful. Let me take your brain on a walk, the same way a genius indulges in her appetite for destruction. I can do no wrong, the master of the universe siping fine wine giving hell with one hand as I fall out the sky like suit jumpers from high peaks. Let me give you a reason to kiss the hand of the most respected man this side of Atlantis and Macedonia, quite strong no speech impediment toast to your memory, I'll give you more knowledge than Joseph Campbell, I'm a legend and theory all in one resembling the best of fortune tellers and their lying hands but I'm the shy type turned confident man. Flying down the street like a bat out of hell, reminding you of my intolerance to gravity and simpleness. Jump in the Benz I'll give you a ride out of town, I'm the only one qualified to shut this town down pursuant to your instruction of course I will not touch anything not belonging to I but your girl is a notification post-dated, expect the transaction, authorized to proceed and deposited into my lair. I don't have to try she's safeguarding all the goodies specifically for I thinking she will disclose my financial information, restricted access privacy policy protect it like FBI confidential if I must maintain being the man.


DyingxBreed
Lost Thinker
United States
Joined 4th Apr 2015
Forum Posts: 2

Losing Control

Sitting in bed my mind starts to race
my heart beating a dangerous pace
screaming, crying, calling out
a final, frantic, desperate shout

Energy explodes inside my veins
popping more pills, slowly going insane
the room goes dark, blacking out on the floor
not knowing what to do with myself anymore

Another empty promise, hiding in shame
when will this stop? It isn't a game
I feel so upset, but I don't know why
when off of X, I want to fucking die

I haven't slept in days
trying again, a hopeless gaze
laying in the dark, thinking about it again
my anxiety level inching to 10

Again I sit in silence alone
the deep self hatred inside me has grown
pills couldn't help what is already dead
a twisted soul, an empty head

Shivering cold, but shaking with sweat
this is as bad as my symptoms get
hot flashes are nothing, they will begin
not knowing the danger it causes within

Famished, parched and full of longing
it's not worth it, hunger will be forgotten
tipping back something icy cold
this doesn't help, it can't be fooled

Popping more pills my head doesn't spin
feeling nothing, getting more from the bin
thirteen swallowed, working their magic
my high continues, feeling nostalgic

Thinking back, nothings there
nothing remembered, just sit and stare
memory loss, I didn't think about it
reality sets in, it hurts like a bitch

I should've said no, no thanks , that's fine
I never should have stepped in that line
money, a job, interacting someday
maybe tomorrow, but not today

psychosquatch
Strange Creature
Joined 30th Sep 2015
Forum Posts: 2

I friggin' love this! The way things work nowadays,  the only things that seem to matter are money, power, and sex, and i for one am disgusted by that fact. It's like the easiest way to get ahead in the world is to be greedy and untrustworthy, especially by stealing whatever you have from those who already have less. You point this out clearly, yet cleverly. Well done. :)

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