Poetry competition CLOSED 22nd May 2015 8:41am
WINNER
lanooz
lanooz
RUNNERS-UP:
Grace
and dartford
A PIECE OF CAKE
Anonymous
Poetry Contest Description
describe yourself
Since my usual competitions have rather deep or serious topics, I decided a fun thing would be an idea.
What kind of cake are you or describes you best?
Any style, maximum of four stanzas.
For erotica my only requirement is, do not make it too explicit
have fun!!!
What kind of cake are you or describes you best?
Any style, maximum of four stanzas.
For erotica my only requirement is, do not make it too explicit
have fun!!!
The Cake Of Your Dreams
eat me hard, you starving whore
I'm sweet and savory, you want more and more
you know I taste divine
you licking your own thighs with your own tongue
because my sugar making you sigh making you sprung
you want to blow my candle
but you can't handle the thunder
between your hands, it vibrates with wonder
you drooling to put me in your mouth
giving you schizophrenic seizures as you pout
you want me, you want me inside of you
filling you, drilling you, dividing you
you licking the tip of my top
I'm putting the hip in hip hop
you say don't stop Daddy, I say I have to reload
you say give it to me Daddy, and I explode
icing all over your face, dripping down your chin
you scream with pleasure, you dream of sin
bad girl likes to eat what she can't have
a good girl never seeks to do what's bad
satisfied with my flavor, you pray to the pleasure gods
I'm the best you ever had, Daddy hit the spot, your head nods
(it's not about sex, it's about the joy of eating cake)
eat me hard, you starving whore
I'm sweet and savory, you want more and more
you know I taste divine
you licking your own thighs with your own tongue
because my sugar making you sigh making you sprung
you want to blow my candle
but you can't handle the thunder
between your hands, it vibrates with wonder
you drooling to put me in your mouth
giving you schizophrenic seizures as you pout
you want me, you want me inside of you
filling you, drilling you, dividing you
you licking the tip of my top
I'm putting the hip in hip hop
you say don't stop Daddy, I say I have to reload
you say give it to me Daddy, and I explode
icing all over your face, dripping down your chin
you scream with pleasure, you dream of sin
bad girl likes to eat what she can't have
a good girl never seeks to do what's bad
satisfied with my flavor, you pray to the pleasure gods
I'm the best you ever had, Daddy hit the spot, your head nods
(it's not about sex, it's about the joy of eating cake)
Anonymous
BoFantastic said:The Cake Of Your Dreams
eat me hard, you starving whore
I'm sweet and savory, you want more and more
you know I taste divine
you licking your own thighs with your own tongue
because my sugar making you sigh making you sprung
you want to blow my candle
but you can't handle the thunder
between your hands, it vibrates with wonder
you drooling to put me in your mouth
giving you schizophrenic seizures as you pout
you want me, you want me inside of you
filling you, drilling you, dividing you
you licking the tip of my top
I'm putting the hip in hip hop
you say don't stop Daddy, I say I have to reload
you say give it to me Daddy, and I explode
icing all over your face, dripping down your chin
you scream with pleasure, you dream of sin
bad girl likes to eat what she can't have
a good girl never seeks to do what's bad
satisfied with my flavor, you pray to the pleasure gods
I'm the best you ever had, Daddy hit the spot, your head nods
(it's not about sex, it's about the joy of eating cake)
My gawd...thunder cake with a vibrating drilldo inside. ...lol!!!
I'll be back....
eat me hard, you starving whore
I'm sweet and savory, you want more and more
you know I taste divine
you licking your own thighs with your own tongue
because my sugar making you sigh making you sprung
you want to blow my candle
but you can't handle the thunder
between your hands, it vibrates with wonder
you drooling to put me in your mouth
giving you schizophrenic seizures as you pout
you want me, you want me inside of you
filling you, drilling you, dividing you
you licking the tip of my top
I'm putting the hip in hip hop
you say don't stop Daddy, I say I have to reload
you say give it to me Daddy, and I explode
icing all over your face, dripping down your chin
you scream with pleasure, you dream of sin
bad girl likes to eat what she can't have
a good girl never seeks to do what's bad
satisfied with my flavor, you pray to the pleasure gods
I'm the best you ever had, Daddy hit the spot, your head nods
(it's not about sex, it's about the joy of eating cake)
My gawd...thunder cake with a vibrating drilldo inside. ...lol!!!
I'll be back....
Anonymous
Stripper Cake
The Cake that Shocked the World am I
Star dusted Moonpie on each eye
Licorice roses ripple
ripped, Red Velvet dress
Chocolatta tata nipples
sure to shine, impress
Wild cherries with bite
in a sugar corn smile
Blue cotton candy hair
honeyed beehive style
White diamond Kisses
stud Irish Cream hips
Hot peppermint twist
blowpop in my lips
Juggling rum balls
giggling gum balls
in a tart lime light
Sweet cumcoction
knocking Nuns’ Buns
off the table right
Slipping out of
evening lace gloves
of brown sugar glaze.
Champagne smiles break
jello hearts shake
as “The Stripper” plays.
OOMpah BOOM
OOMpah BOOM
OOMpah BOOM
OOMpah BOOM
Sprinkling Saccharin
through the full room
Fingers dip
Now press full face
banana drip
in coconut lace
OOMpah BOOM
OOMpah BOOM
OOMpah BOOM
OOMpah BOOM
One touch, one taste and
you’ll be a mess
liiiike me!
The Cake that Shocked the World am I
Star dusted Moonpie on each eye
Licorice roses ripple
ripped, Red Velvet dress
Chocolatta tata nipples
sure to shine, impress
Wild cherries with bite
in a sugar corn smile
Blue cotton candy hair
honeyed beehive style
White diamond Kisses
stud Irish Cream hips
Hot peppermint twist
blowpop in my lips
Juggling rum balls
giggling gum balls
in a tart lime light
Sweet cumcoction
knocking Nuns’ Buns
off the table right
Slipping out of
evening lace gloves
of brown sugar glaze.
Champagne smiles break
jello hearts shake
as “The Stripper” plays.
OOMpah BOOM
OOMpah BOOM
OOMpah BOOM
OOMpah BOOM
Sprinkling Saccharin
through the full room
Fingers dip
Now press full face
banana drip
in coconut lace
OOMpah BOOM
OOMpah BOOM
OOMpah BOOM
OOMpah BOOM
One touch, one taste and
you’ll be a mess
liiiike me!
Anonymous
Bo and Holly, great slices of cake! Thanks for participating!
I have submitted this once before for the avatar competition, but I think it fits better here. Will it do?
(it is as explicit as god's truth)
tags:LEMONIA / (F)LEAP EDELTRAUD => TO HAVE AND HAVE NOT
IERAPETRA
SUNDAY
23/2/2014
SELF PORTRAIT
I'm a bum down by the beach, I'm a beach bum,
I am keen for all new faces who come,
Every comrade carrying dope in his rack-sack,
Every girl as a potential hot fuck.
I have left my wife and home some years ago,
Cause I thought that there was more that I could know,
Well, there was, but everything has got a price,
It depends on how lucky was your dice.
For my dice and my luck I can't complain,
For the knowledge the price was some pain,
So, to have and to have not is my estate,
And to give it up it is perhaps too late.
(it is as explicit as god's truth)
tags:LEMONIA / (F)LEAP EDELTRAUD => TO HAVE AND HAVE NOT
IERAPETRA
SUNDAY
23/2/2014
SELF PORTRAIT
I'm a bum down by the beach, I'm a beach bum,
I am keen for all new faces who come,
Every comrade carrying dope in his rack-sack,
Every girl as a potential hot fuck.
I have left my wife and home some years ago,
Cause I thought that there was more that I could know,
Well, there was, but everything has got a price,
It depends on how lucky was your dice.
For my dice and my luck I can't complain,
For the knowledge the price was some pain,
So, to have and to have not is my estate,
And to give it up it is perhaps too late.
Anonymous
Sure, a great piece, hornyatmorn! Thank you for your entry.
There are many types of cake.
Chocolate, fudge, and the like.
Red and blue and white and pink.
Small and big and the rest.
People talk about cake all the time.
On TV and everywhere else.
My best friend even likes vegan cake.
But I don't understand why there's a big obsession,
In media and in mass.
Jokes about people who need cake in a box,
Cause they can't get it up on their own,
And the mixing of flavors in a cake is an abomination.
But I do not know why.
I don't know why it is such a bug deal.
Because I do not like cake.
I'm more of a pumpkin pie person, myself.
Chocolate, fudge, and the like.
Red and blue and white and pink.
Small and big and the rest.
People talk about cake all the time.
On TV and everywhere else.
My best friend even likes vegan cake.
But I don't understand why there's a big obsession,
In media and in mass.
Jokes about people who need cake in a box,
Cause they can't get it up on their own,
And the mixing of flavors in a cake is an abomination.
But I do not know why.
I don't know why it is such a bug deal.
Because I do not like cake.
I'm more of a pumpkin pie person, myself.
Anonymous
Thank you for your fine entry, Little Old Me!
A Scribe of Sorts
Computers I hate with a passion,
making my career so so simple,
mathematics, formulas and ratio,
I much rather become a stock symbol,
walk around with beating drums and cymbals,
writing things already written,
forgetting every cake that was in the battle of britain.
--.. --- ... / -.- .. .- / -.-. ..- .-.. - ..- ...
Embedded onto electrical surges by Infernus,
Inspired greatly by all great works I have seen and heard.
Computers I hate with a passion,
making my career so so simple,
mathematics, formulas and ratio,
I much rather become a stock symbol,
walk around with beating drums and cymbals,
writing things already written,
forgetting every cake that was in the battle of britain.
--.. --- ... / -.- .. .- / -.-. ..- .-.. - ..- ...
Embedded onto electrical surges by Infernus,
Inspired greatly by all great works I have seen and heard.
Anonymous
Thank you for your fine entry, Infernal Insight!
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Devilish Delish
Yes,
It’s true
I betrayed you
Not with a tart
Nor other type
Of tough cookie
Nope,
I deserted you
For a dessert
So sinfully delectable
And heavenly scrumptious
It's confection perfection
You were forsaken
For the culinary irresistible
Unbelievably delicious
‘Better Than Sex Cake’
I know that no
Amount of apologies
Will atone
For the heart ache
I’ve caused you
Except maybe this
“Would you like a piece of”
“Better Than Sex Cake II”?
I’m even better than better
And I saved the best slice
Just for you
Devilish Delish
Yes,
It’s true
I betrayed you
Not with a tart
Nor other type
Of tough cookie
Nope,
I deserted you
For a dessert
So sinfully delectable
And heavenly scrumptious
It's confection perfection
You were forsaken
For the culinary irresistible
Unbelievably delicious
‘Better Than Sex Cake’
I know that no
Amount of apologies
Will atone
For the heart ache
I’ve caused you
Except maybe this
“Would you like a piece of”
“Better Than Sex Cake II”?
I’m even better than better
And I saved the best slice
Just for you
Anonymous
Thank you Buck, for a great entry!
