Poetry competition CLOSED 5th April 2015 6:02pm
WINNER
hardallover
hardallover
RUNNER-UP:
LordCreepy
Easter Bunny!
Poetry Contest Description
Write a silly, dark or obscure poem about Easter/Easter Bunny....
Hello Dup..
Easter is fast approaching, I want to hear about some of your wild experiences associated with Easter. be it a love hook up, a
scavenger hunt a fist fight with the Rabbit at the Mall lol "D
New Poems Only! Up to 2 poems per poet 1 is fine too...
Please title your poem and mention weather its silly* Dark* or Obscure...
One week no colabs no word limit!
Good luck everyone!
Prizes and ribbons to the winners, along with a first place
Dup trophy...
Example Obscure
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b43/tabithadrake/Zlata-Cluster-Zazzles_zps7aukwppy.jpg
Possibility Obscurities
I refuse
to put all my eggs in one basket
especially since easter is next month.
No,
I prefer to lay them all out,
some hidden in the field,
others in plain view....
Either way
who ever gets all My eggs
in one basket
gets the golden egg,
Me...
Easter is fast approaching, I want to hear about some of your wild experiences associated with Easter. be it a love hook up, a
scavenger hunt a fist fight with the Rabbit at the Mall lol "D
New Poems Only! Up to 2 poems per poet 1 is fine too...
Please title your poem and mention weather its silly* Dark* or Obscure...
One week no colabs no word limit!
Good luck everyone!
Prizes and ribbons to the winners, along with a first place
Dup trophy...
Example Obscure
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b43/tabithadrake/Zlata-Cluster-Zazzles_zps7aukwppy.jpg
Possibility Obscurities
I refuse
to put all my eggs in one basket
especially since easter is next month.
No,
I prefer to lay them all out,
some hidden in the field,
others in plain view....
Either way
who ever gets all My eggs
in one basket
gets the golden egg,
Me...
Not sure if it fits the "qualifications", exactly but here goes (dark)
The Beaster Bunny
And with winter out of the way
you thought you could relax
But here's a fucking story that
will stop you in your tracks
That bunny has an evil twin
some dare not speak his name
Instead of hiding eggs and shit
he likes to kill and maim
He wears a collar with a bell
to symbolize his ties with hell
He carries candy in his basket
that leaves bad children in a casket
Most folks he rapes and some, he eats
a few he skins alive
So you should probly hide your brats
or they might not survive
With giant ears and horrid fangs
he's really quite a sight
And he won't give up any eggs
without a fucking fight
Beware his eggs, beware his call
he'll rip your dick straight from your balls
His call will send chills up your back
and scare the wrinkles from your sack
You should avoid him at all costs
he is the Beaster Bunny
He likes to come and fuck shit up
because he thinks it's funny
He likes to rape and to behead
not always in that order
Some say the media's to blame
for causing his disorder
The Beaster Bunny
And with winter out of the way
you thought you could relax
But here's a fucking story that
will stop you in your tracks
That bunny has an evil twin
some dare not speak his name
Instead of hiding eggs and shit
he likes to kill and maim
He wears a collar with a bell
to symbolize his ties with hell
He carries candy in his basket
that leaves bad children in a casket
Most folks he rapes and some, he eats
a few he skins alive
So you should probly hide your brats
or they might not survive
With giant ears and horrid fangs
he's really quite a sight
And he won't give up any eggs
without a fucking fight
Beware his eggs, beware his call
he'll rip your dick straight from your balls
His call will send chills up your back
and scare the wrinkles from your sack
You should avoid him at all costs
he is the Beaster Bunny
He likes to come and fuck shit up
because he thinks it's funny
He likes to rape and to behead
not always in that order
Some say the media's to blame
for causing his disorder
Absolutely Brilliant LordCreepy, you have set the bar!!!!
He wears a collar with a bell
to symbolize his ties with hell
He carries candy in his basket
that leaves bad children in a casket
Write on! good luck ")
Nice to meet you btw
welcome to Dup!
He wears a collar with a bell
to symbolize his ties with hell
He carries candy in his basket
that leaves bad children in a casket
Write on! good luck ")
Nice to meet you btw
welcome to Dup!
SILLY 
Fun And Games
Till Someone Claims The Rabbit Foot
The jingle jangle of his sleigh
kept not Peter's hop at bay.
All he wanted was to stay (forever) on top
and to honor, above all, his day.
Threats and promises for eons exchanged
but never once were claimed.
Till Rudolph met Peter
with his fierce-faced fellow reindeer
that this cat and mouse game
was forever changed.
Now rabbit feet are hung
by the chimney with care
all because Saint Nicholas
won truth or dare.
For in the North Pole,
Santa never fights fair.
Beware the blood red-nosed reindeer!
Fun And Games
Till Someone Claims The Rabbit Foot
The jingle jangle of his sleigh
kept not Peter's hop at bay.
All he wanted was to stay (forever) on top
and to honor, above all, his day.
Threats and promises for eons exchanged
but never once were claimed.
Till Rudolph met Peter
with his fierce-faced fellow reindeer
that this cat and mouse game
was forever changed.
Now rabbit feet are hung
by the chimney with care
all because Saint Nicholas
won truth or dare.
For in the North Pole,
Santa never fights fair.
Beware the blood red-nosed reindeer!
Dark poem
First catch your Easter rabbit
Then remove the skin
With practice you'll get the habit
Let cookery lessons begin
A rabbit pie is our first dish
Cut pieces quite small
Add vegetables if you wish
Put them in a bowl
Top with pastry in a sheet
And bake in the oven
Your meal is almost complete
Enough for half a dozen
Before you eat, a little prayer
To regret your sin
Children will be in dispair
No Easter eggs again
First catch your Easter rabbit
Then remove the skin
With practice you'll get the habit
Let cookery lessons begin
A rabbit pie is our first dish
Cut pieces quite small
Add vegetables if you wish
Put them in a bowl
Top with pastry in a sheet
And bake in the oven
Your meal is almost complete
Enough for half a dozen
Before you eat, a little prayer
To regret your sin
Children will be in dispair
No Easter eggs again
dark/silly not to sure
Oh no
the Easter bunny is coming my way
Hurry hide me
why does a bunny break into my house and leave a basket of candy
And leaves eggs with candy and money
I just dont understand
But these thoughts are scary
Someone help me
Please
His fangs are coming out
I think hes also part vampire
Hes hopping closer and closer to me
Why is everyone standing around for
Save me
Hes gonna attack me and eat me
Why else does he break into my house
He just wants a taste
I'm told
But no I'm gonna die
I'm too young to die
Some one save me
Oh no
the Easter bunny is coming my way
Hurry hide me
why does a bunny break into my house and leave a basket of candy
And leaves eggs with candy and money
I just dont understand
But these thoughts are scary
Someone help me
Please
His fangs are coming out
I think hes also part vampire
Hes hopping closer and closer to me
Why is everyone standing around for
Save me
Hes gonna attack me and eat me
Why else does he break into my house
He just wants a taste
I'm told
But no I'm gonna die
I'm too young to die
Some one save me
Anonymous
More silly than anything else
When I think of Easter
We think about the Bunny
But hares do not lay eggs
That's what makes it so darn funny
They have their broods in litters
Sometimes they have one or two
Sometimes they have a dozen
depending how often they screw
We go back to Festival of Eostre
The goddess of Fertility
Thought the bunny was most adequate
for applicability.
Not every country celebrates
the Bunny as we do
Some times they celebrate
foxes, or birds they call "cuckoo's"
Remember eggs they come from chickens
and yes they are good too
But if you catch that waskewy wabbit
you can put him in your stew
When I think of Easter
We think about the Bunny
But hares do not lay eggs
That's what makes it so darn funny
They have their broods in litters
Sometimes they have one or two
Sometimes they have a dozen
depending how often they screw
We go back to Festival of Eostre
The goddess of Fertility
Thought the bunny was most adequate
for applicability.
Not every country celebrates
the Bunny as we do
Some times they celebrate
foxes, or birds they call "cuckoo's"
Remember eggs they come from chickens
and yes they are good too
But if you catch that waskewy wabbit
you can put him in your stew
I fucked the Easter Bunny
silly obscure and dark
it must have been a dream,
my hard naked body was painted,
purple yellow and
green.
I was tied to a bed,
my legs were spread,
visions of propagating
Easter bunnies filled my head.
Then above me she stood,
the scantly clad bunny herself,
she wore leather n lace,
and not much else.
In her eyes
I saw a naughty gleam,
she smiled and filled her paws,
with Cadbury cream.
Around my cock she made a two fists,
she pumped them up and down,
while we kissed.
Now who am I
to try to resist?
She's the fucking Easter Bunny
and you don't want to get her pissed!!
silly obscure and dark
it must have been a dream,
my hard naked body was painted,
purple yellow and
green.
I was tied to a bed,
my legs were spread,
visions of propagating
Easter bunnies filled my head.
Then above me she stood,
the scantly clad bunny herself,
she wore leather n lace,
and not much else.
In her eyes
I saw a naughty gleam,
she smiled and filled her paws,
with Cadbury cream.
Around my cock she made a two fists,
she pumped them up and down,
while we kissed.
Now who am I
to try to resist?
She's the fucking Easter Bunny
and you don't want to get her pissed!!
Not sure if this falls under the rules or not but let me know ^^
"Silly"
The Adventures of Hoppity Hop (The Fearless Rabbit)
Frolicking through the grass with feet shooting me into the air
Sun rays shining down on this dearest of rabbit days
Where all worship my greatness with chocolate shapes of my flawless figure
Nothing could possibly go wrong… until!!
A sound, is that of a serpents slither?
I’m not good with confrontation; rather let the cat handle it anyway
Not like she gets off her dead ass any other time
No, I rather snuggle up against the ground
Roll in the dirt as I hear kids laugh and play in celebration of my greatness
The only unfavoring part is the bad smell of some kind meat on the grill
Gosh, I hope that’s not rabbit their eating
Ha! who am I kidding, what kind of person would eat rabbit?
No person I want to meet, that’s for sure!
Then suddenly!!
The kids and adults scream with fear
Everyone runs around yelling “snake!, snake!”
Now, where is that damn cat?
Looks as if she pussied out
Oh well, guess I’ll have to handle this myself
The snake makes its way to my pet human
but with a swift kick of dirt to the face, Miss Snake slithers away
My pet holds me and praises me as she should…
Hmm, they really need to start adding more days for me on that calendar
"Silly"
The Adventures of Hoppity Hop (The Fearless Rabbit)
Frolicking through the grass with feet shooting me into the air
Sun rays shining down on this dearest of rabbit days
Where all worship my greatness with chocolate shapes of my flawless figure
Nothing could possibly go wrong… until!!
A sound, is that of a serpents slither?
I’m not good with confrontation; rather let the cat handle it anyway
Not like she gets off her dead ass any other time
No, I rather snuggle up against the ground
Roll in the dirt as I hear kids laugh and play in celebration of my greatness
The only unfavoring part is the bad smell of some kind meat on the grill
Gosh, I hope that’s not rabbit their eating
Ha! who am I kidding, what kind of person would eat rabbit?
No person I want to meet, that’s for sure!
Then suddenly!!
The kids and adults scream with fear
Everyone runs around yelling “snake!, snake!”
Now, where is that damn cat?
Looks as if she pussied out
Oh well, guess I’ll have to handle this myself
The snake makes its way to my pet human
but with a swift kick of dirt to the face, Miss Snake slithers away
My pet holds me and praises me as she should…
Hmm, they really need to start adding more days for me on that calendar
