Poetry competition CLOSED 5th April 2015 3:45pm
WINNER
hemihead (hemi)
hemihead (hemi)
RUNNERS-UP:
Atakti
and MadameLavender
EASTER IS CANCELLED, THEY FOUND THE BODY
Magdalena said:I hope you're posting this one on your profile H. I want to list it, I've said for a long time he was nothing more than a magician, fooling the fools (no offence to the believers)
Sorry for gatecrashing. Back to the comp.
M, I'll leave it where it lies...was just playing between work emails...
Suckers are Suckers though, true enough :-)
Sorry for gatecrashing. Back to the comp.
M, I'll leave it where it lies...was just playing between work emails...
Suckers are Suckers though, true enough :-)
they say it's god's country
that he put himself in the womb of a woman
to spread the word of love
the God of testaments has issues
bit of a bully, bit of a drama queen
with floods and plagues
commandments, burning bushes
gave himself to forgive our sins
got whipped to shreds
then died on a cross beside the lowlifes
rose up and went back to heaven
what changed ?
fuck all, that's what.
in fact, it's safe to say
things got considerably worse
way to go god
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some time ago, I got an envelope through my letterbox, with the words ' Easter dues' in big bold black letters. I threw it in the bin cos I didn't owe god no money. couple of days later my name and address was pinned to the church door with all the other parishioners who felt they didn't owe god money. that done it for me. church can go fuck itself, or just keep whoring itself out for money.
end rant
that he put himself in the womb of a woman
to spread the word of love
the God of testaments has issues
bit of a bully, bit of a drama queen
with floods and plagues
commandments, burning bushes
gave himself to forgive our sins
got whipped to shreds
then died on a cross beside the lowlifes
rose up and went back to heaven
what changed ?
fuck all, that's what.
in fact, it's safe to say
things got considerably worse
way to go god
--- ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- --- --- ---- --- ---- -
some time ago, I got an envelope through my letterbox, with the words ' Easter dues' in big bold black letters. I threw it in the bin cos I didn't owe god no money. couple of days later my name and address was pinned to the church door with all the other parishioners who felt they didn't owe god money. that done it for me. church can go fuck itself, or just keep whoring itself out for money.
end rant
lepperochan said:they say it's god's country
that he put himself in the womb of a woman
to spread the word of love
the God of testaments has issues
bit of a bully, bit of a drama queen
with floods and plagues
commandments, burning bushes
gave himself to forgive our sins
got whipped to shreds
then died on a cross beside the lowlifes
rose up and went back to heaven
what changed ?
fuck all, that's what.
in fact, it's safe to say
things got considerably worse
way to go god
--- ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- --- --- ---- --- ---- -
some time ago, I got an envelope through my letterbox, with the words ' Easter dues' in big bold black letters. I threw it in the bin cos I didn't owe god no money. couple of days later my name and address was pinned to the church door with all the other parishioners who felt they didn't owe god money. that done it for me. church can go fuck itself, or just keep whoring itself out for money.
end rant
And that was the people being assholes, not God. Next time, pin their names up with their "sins" listed for all to see, and watch how quickly they turn tail and not judge others for their own messes.
that he put himself in the womb of a woman
to spread the word of love
the God of testaments has issues
bit of a bully, bit of a drama queen
with floods and plagues
commandments, burning bushes
gave himself to forgive our sins
got whipped to shreds
then died on a cross beside the lowlifes
rose up and went back to heaven
what changed ?
fuck all, that's what.
in fact, it's safe to say
things got considerably worse
way to go god
--- ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- --- --- ---- --- ---- -
some time ago, I got an envelope through my letterbox, with the words ' Easter dues' in big bold black letters. I threw it in the bin cos I didn't owe god no money. couple of days later my name and address was pinned to the church door with all the other parishioners who felt they didn't owe god money. that done it for me. church can go fuck itself, or just keep whoring itself out for money.
end rant
And that was the people being assholes, not God. Next time, pin their names up with their "sins" listed for all to see, and watch how quickly they turn tail and not judge others for their own messes.
The Devil Is In The Details
Easter Sunday was cancelled
Although they never found the body
Who they did find wasn't that fellow,
Jesus
Christ,
It was some dreamy bronzed hottie
Long flowing brown hair he had
Rock hard abs and a chiseled derriere
Quite the handsome devil
His portrait is everywhere
Even hangs on a wall in your home
Shalom
Easter Sunday was cancelled
Although they never found the body
Who they did find wasn't that fellow,
Jesus
Christ,
It was some dreamy bronzed hottie
Long flowing brown hair he had
Rock hard abs and a chiseled derriere
Quite the handsome devil
His portrait is everywhere
Even hangs on a wall in your home
Shalom
It's the year 2021 and
a brave new Earth exists.
Free thinking is the path to progress
and harmful superstitions like religion
have been dismissed.
Old timers say it's hard to believe
things changed so fast
I was just 6 when the last
chocolate bunny was cast..
yup, finding out the universe
is teeming with intelligent life
sure has a way of changing things in a hurry.
a brave new Earth exists.
Free thinking is the path to progress
and harmful superstitions like religion
have been dismissed.
Old timers say it's hard to believe
things changed so fast
I was just 6 when the last
chocolate bunny was cast..
yup, finding out the universe
is teeming with intelligent life
sure has a way of changing things in a hurry.
(silly)
Dear God,
Thank you for not letting the Easter Bunny eat
Ever since he saw me at the mall and i sat on his lap to take a picture
hes been following me and looking at me with his evil eyes like he wants to eat me
we pray that next year the new Easter Bunny wont do the same if was awfully scary
Please protect me and my family and friends
In your name we pray Amen
Dear God,
Thank you for not letting the Easter Bunny eat
Ever since he saw me at the mall and i sat on his lap to take a picture
hes been following me and looking at me with his evil eyes like he wants to eat me
we pray that next year the new Easter Bunny wont do the same if was awfully scary
Please protect me and my family and friends
In your name we pray Amen
well easter is cancelled,
it was all just a hoax,
there is no christ or god,
just pedophiles in robes.
church is closed,
sorry if you believed,
I know it hurts,
to be foolishly deceived.
instead of eggs,
paint a house!
Habitat for Humanity
could use another louse.
it was all just a hoax,
there is no christ or god,
just pedophiles in robes.
church is closed,
sorry if you believed,
I know it hurts,
to be foolishly deceived.
instead of eggs,
paint a house!
Habitat for Humanity
could use another louse.
Why do we confuse the execution of a political prisoner with the saving of mankind
Then confound the whole caboodle with the celebration of spring time?
Lets stick to Easter bunnies
Complete with chocolate eggs
Hot cross buns without the cross
And call it the 'Spring Fest'
Then confound the whole caboodle with the celebration of spring time?
Lets stick to Easter bunnies
Complete with chocolate eggs
Hot cross buns without the cross
And call it the 'Spring Fest'
Satan's Eggs
Fifth day rising eggs laying against the land of Jerusalem
Who to blame for these chocolate eggs? Maybe Satan.
Jesus stands up absorbed of the guilt, raises his hand.
Supreme the tub full of dark chocolate droppings
Squeamish? Fowl vein staring out the window
I want your blood says Jesus standing on a branch
Colossal headache of the royal kind,
Don't be pushy let me find eggs on the playground
Maniacal tyrant spell murder imminent and wistful
The likable crook evil juice axiomatic uncovered earthy,
The base for my bawdy behavior, I am the creator
Shitting chocolate eggs before I explode
Dry stage I call on the maddening believers
Fresh out of the unit of lies, to the future
Silky thumb shop Jesus is the driver
Dashing sick in the rain without a sweater
grandiose, these chocolate eggs are eatable.
Fifth day rising eggs laying against the land of Jerusalem
Who to blame for these chocolate eggs? Maybe Satan.
Jesus stands up absorbed of the guilt, raises his hand.
Supreme the tub full of dark chocolate droppings
Squeamish? Fowl vein staring out the window
I want your blood says Jesus standing on a branch
Colossal headache of the royal kind,
Don't be pushy let me find eggs on the playground
Maniacal tyrant spell murder imminent and wistful
The likable crook evil juice axiomatic uncovered earthy,
The base for my bawdy behavior, I am the creator
Shitting chocolate eggs before I explode
Dry stage I call on the maddening believers
Fresh out of the unit of lies, to the future
Silky thumb shop Jesus is the driver
Dashing sick in the rain without a sweater
grandiose, these chocolate eggs are eatable.
