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Parody perfection (weird al comp)

anonymouslyhere
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Poetry Contest

Write a parody of a song, doesn't have to be the full song.
Please include a link to the song you are parodying. This comp was inspired by a post I got one my grunge comp, and by the fact I am a big weird al yankovic fan. No real rules, just have fun!

David_Macleod
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Retail Workers Hymn

[to the tune of “Onward Christian Soldiers”)


Onward retail workers
After every sale
Always under pressure
Targets to assail
Customers you hate them
But you cannot fail
Grit your teeth whilst smiling
Try not to exhale

Onward retail workers
Marching as to war
With the special offers
Going on before

Onward retail workers
After every sale
Yes you want to kill them
On a pole impale
Crucify them daily
Hands and feet to nail
In your mind you torture
Strip them bare and flail

Onward retail workers
Marching as to war
With the pre-tax profits
Going on before

poet Anonymous

Gad, I've written so many parodies. I don't see a limit to amount of entries, but I'll put in three or four and maybe that'll help get this train moving. :)

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anonymouslyhere
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HollyDove said:Gad, I've written so many parodies. I don't see a limit to amount of entries, but I'll put in three or four and maybe that'll help get this train moving. :)
No limit, the more the merrier!

PsychicApocalypse
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Based on John Wayne Gacy
Using the horrible song of Baby by Justin Bieber

I had written this for HadesRising's Necrophilia Comp. and I guess it'll be the perfect entry for this one as well.

Gacy!


They knew they loved me,
they probably cared.
They were stuff deep
into my crawl space.

It was so easy to even
lured them in.
chloroform seem to help me
forcing them to give in.

There were so much others
the scent was so unique.
It took some time but
I even faked out the police,

They were my item,
I plunged into them all.
I even buried three or four
right round the hall.


and they all cried out,

Gacy Gacy Gacy
NOoooo
Gacy Gacy Gacy
Ahhhhh
Gacy Gacy Gacy
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They all helplessly
screamed out into the ni^^ight.


They looked like mummies,
wrapped up in plastic bags.
I digged some graves right
in my back yard.
No one notice with them
teenagers went missing,
alcohol made them all
a litte all too happy.

All my best fucks,
dead and decayed.
I tried my best to keep the stench
down down down,
but the neightbours
keep trying to sniff them out.

I remember them saying

It was
Gacy Gacy Gacy
Yeaaaa
Gacy Gacy Gacy
Hiiiim
Gacy Gacy Gacy

Why don´t the police
investigate his yard?!


If I was living, Bieber would be my prey.
With the fag cut, he would
attract pedofiles with drool slipping
from their mouths waiting for the slay.
It would be amazing, they would love it so much.
To wipe the douchebagginess of saggy pants,
displaying all that goodness, ready for the touch.

All the skaterr bois, and those tight jeans,
how I turn in my grave wishing,
I could see their meat.
With their six packs,
and shirtless selfies,
Instagram is the God of the pictures,
that I could download little naked
teens in their briefs for free!!


I can only imagine, they screaming

Gacy Gacy Gacy
Ahhhh!
Gacy Gacy Gacy
Noooo!!!!
Gacy Gacy Gacy
------

You can get even getaway with murder
once you´re a clown.


But now I´m gone,
Yea yea yea yea yea yea
I´ve did my run
yea yea yea yea yea yea
I raped young tight butts.
yea yea yea yea yea yea
Now the nightmares,
have only just begun.

snugglebuck
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Here’s a little song we’d have to sing in school that we’d parody much to the dismay of the music teacher. From bits of memory, and some retouch, I put together this Redux.  Now before anyone jumps to the conclusion that we were, as I am now, being somehow unpatriotic to parody this song, know this; I love our country’s flag, and the bald eagle emblem.   But like George Washington, ‘I cannot tell a lie.’ Which is why I will not hesitate in saying, “I think our nation’s anthem ‘The Star Spangle Banner’ sucks, big time!”
Sorry if this offends anyone, but I refuse to be a hypopacriote
.

http://i1317.photobucket.com/albums/t623/curlycue23/thKRWIY26S_zpsc50b67b6.jpg

START ITCHING BANANA

Oh, say can you see any beddy-bugs on me?
They bit me last night, especially on my private anatomy
Those dirty little blood suckers fed on me thru the night
They live in my mattress, and come out to feed while I’m sleeping
My rocket was so sore and red, it burst and it bleed
I slept through the night, never knew they were there
Oh say does my tally whacker itch when I wave it
In my hand when I pee, and on my balls when I shave
I know you want to see

http://www.usa-flag-site.org/song-lyrics/star-spangled-banner.shtml

ilovescarystories
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We will we will annoy you.
Awake ya out of bed.
Will ya stop hitting on random gals!
Ya better got a good reason for beating up those poor guys.
Ya lazy boy your going to be a big play boy someday.
Ya got blood on your face.
Ya big play boy.
We really wonder how it got there in the first place..
The ghosts of  Christmas past and present will say!..
" ya naughty boy, defending your gal from those bad boys"
Saying turn down... Turn down.... Turn down  _your frigin rock music!
And I will make a man out of you! Wait ... Wrong song.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=StEaYVTwAxk
Sorry guys.. I really couldn't think of anything else... I don't get out much >~<

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snugglebuck
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http://i1317.photobucket.com/albums/t623/curlycue23/xxxzvx_zps258ca1f7.png

MY COUNTRY TIS A PIG!

My country is of greed,
Pigs that always feed,
Of thee I sing.
Land where God has died!
Land of political bribe!
From the poor, the rich divide,
Closing bell rings!


http://kids.niehs.nih.gov/games/songs/patriotic/mycountry.htm

PsychicApocalypse
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X-mas Special

http://kartichki.bg/images/upload/2014-01/102_Funny-Christmas-Downloads-Wallpaper-1920x1080_l.jpg

Silent Night,Holy Night
All is wrong, about this night.
Why does he mention, young virgin's side.
I bet girl on girl fantasies
is some where in sight.
[color=Red]Take the tequila and hide it.
lest these young virgins find it.


Silent Night. Kinda Holy night.
My car is pushing past one twenty-five.
The flashlight blinds into my eyes.
The memories of sirens mimicking cries.
Fuck the tequila is in sight!
Fuck the tequila is in sight!


Silent Night, Unholy Night
Behind bars, I blow out sighs.
Smell of booze has seeped into my clothes.
A police sheet of tonight's overdose.
Knowing that year I'll be back.
Trust me that next year I'll be back.
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poet Anonymous

Fucking Out Behind The Garden Shed
(to the tune of 'Winter Wonderland'...)
 
Her double DD’s, they’re a dragging
While on his cock, she’s a gagging
He’ll bust a nut
In her virgin butt
Fucking out behind the garden shed
 
Out of town are her parents
He’s in way past her larynx
Got her upside down
Nose deep in her mound
Fucking out behind the garden shed
 
In the meadow under that full moon
Like horny squirrels their going non-stop
 
She’ll say: Are you coming?
He’ll say: No ma’am!
But she’s learned a new trick
That’ll make him pop
 
Later on, as he reams her
He’ll find she’s a screamer
But he’s getting laid
Too late to be afraid
Fucking out behind the garden shed
 
In the meadow under that full moon
with their clothes scattered all over town
They’ll have lots of fun under that full moon
If their butts don’t freeze to the ground
 
When he comes, ain’t it thrilling,
Out her nose it’s a spilling
Her parents won’t know,
she gave him a blow
Fucking out behind the garden shed

poet Anonymous

I'm diggin this thread. :D

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