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DISSES FROM THE ABYSSES

Posted: 22nd December 2014 12:31pm
poet Anonymous
Diss is fun...

Posted: 22nd December 2014 12:37pm
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Posted: 22nd December 2014 12:39pm
poet Anonymous
"We are never truly free until we stop trying to impress others".

(I forget who said that. Maybe Seal, the singer.)

Posted: 22nd December 2014 12:42pm
Edited: 23rd December 2014 7:48am
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Posted: 22nd December 2014 1:31pm
poet Anonymous
Seal also said "We're never gonna survive unless we get a little crazy."

Posted: 22nd December 2014 1:33pm
Edited: 23rd December 2014 7:48am
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Posted: 22nd December 2014 1:56pm
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Posted: 22nd December 2014 3:33pm
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Posted: 22nd December 2014 6:42pm
poet Anonymous
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Why need we prove any thing to an ape?[/quote]

Leave my alter ego alone.[/quote]

LMAO!!!

Posted: 22nd December 2014 6:46pm
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Posted: 22nd December 2014 6:49pm
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Posted: 11th January 2015 00:47am
Edited: 22nd February 2015 11:52pm - edited 2 times
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Posted: 11th January 2015 1:53am
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Posted: 11th January 2015 5:48pm
poet Anonymous
Okay Smother muckers, bow down, gather round.
I'm the new, improved dark lord of Deep Underground

I’m just a boy, but don’t deny:
My double dip will make you fly.
I am no peanut brain.
My mind is EEEEVIL.
Bad ass and crass.
If you don’t like smooth
Then you get my crunch.
Put my butter in your mouth,
Stick your tongue to mine
and munch.
 
I’m dark as mud and just as thick,
Oily and slick. Just take one lick.
I’ll cram your graham with MUSH.
My mind is EEEEVIL.
Bad ass and crass.
Pack it in with lust,
You must taste my taint.
Yeh, my kink is stink.
Tinkerbell will faint.
Now, lunch!
 
Because I’m EEEVIL,
Bad ass and crass.  

Posted: 11th January 2015 9:16pm
Edited: 11th January 2015 9:16pm
poet Anonymous
Who's the sassy punk with the nasty spunk?
Got his hands full of peanuts flashing 'round his junk.
You're full of peanut butter, crazy kid
I'll shove you in a plastic jar and slap your lid.

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