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DISSES FROM THE ABYSSES

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snugglebuck
Dangerous Mind
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Crazy, that ain't fat
Don't you know
We're just really big boned

(Damn, that Crazy is starting to get to me.  I so need to call my Jenny Craig sponsor!)

poet Anonymous

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I had no intention of dissing the Londoners.
I had thought of using the cockney rhymes in a rap against YOU.
But nah....if you're not familiar with their slang, I won't make the effort to be that creative. You wouldn't bother to look up what the terms mean.

Snuggles, what are you doing? Diss the people on the thread, not the girls in your wet dreams.




snugglebuck
Dangerous Mind
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Holly Dove bird, best not mess with the snugglebuck
If I had a chance I'd pull off your tail feathers
And stuff you for Christmas dinner

And when I was done eating you
I spread your wishbone apart
Till I heard you snap

And on the day after Christmas
They find you like at the end of my bed
Turned inside out like a pair of dirty socks

"Now, what do you have to say about that?"

poet Anonymous

Nevah happen,ya frost-bit red buck.
The only downy you'd get is "down on your luck"
cause the Big Mac D is where on Christmas you'll be
and I'll be driving the dumpster truck over your hills.
Like a buck in the headlights, you'll be so shocked.
The clown in the playground will be laughin', hard-rocked
to see you mounted on my truck as trophy kill,
though it'd be your head only, planted upon my grill.

Now be a good goober and go pick at the chocolate raisins in your nylon stockings.



(Oh, mama...look what they done to my song...)




snugglebuck
Dangerous Mind
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Dump Truck?
What the Fuck!
No matter what
Poor old snugglebuck
Ends up getting dumped!

poet Anonymous

LMAO!  and I'll steal those googly goggles for my helmet too. :D

poet Anonymous

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I ain't holding my breath for your rap scraps to be found
buried in a time capsule in some field of ape shit.
Get over it, Ricky; No missiles are coming your way from him. Can't stay forver in the closet crying over something you can't get.







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johnrot
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my facebook got pics of me all over the middle east scumbag

why don't you prove you and hollydove aren't the same non writing lil cunt?

poet Anonymous

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And you do admire Eminem
You can't tape his face on the mirror though
cause it'd cover your own reflection
(which you admire most.)

Artina was in an arena long before you were Crazy,
Too busy fighting bigger devils than you.
I once was a dove on a militant angel's shoulder...
That's a story you'll never read on "Are Angels Miserable?"
Where's your face on The Globe gossip papers
if your claim to fame is telling lies?
Don't depress me now, I'm on an ash cloud of my own.






poet Anonymous

johnrot said:my facebook got pics of me all over the middle east scumbag

why don't you prove you and hollydove aren't the same non writing lil cunt?


Why need we prove any thing to an ape?

poet Anonymous

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