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DISSES FROM THE ABYSSES

Posted: 19th December 2014 10:45am
poet Anonymous
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Oh frick... You can't spell you fumble fingered fool
you typed in "Admirer's flea circus".

Posted: 19th December 2014 11:44am
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poet Anonymous
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Posted: 19th December 2014 11:55am
Edited: 19th December 2014 11:57am
poet Anonymous
OH Razor Fire, I'm glad I didn't. Now go put up an av of Morning Glory.

Posted: 19th December 2014 12:00pm
poet Anonymous
Crazy Admirer
Lazy Liar
You really don't know
how to wrap the barbed wire
around that Barbie doll riding your dick

Gotta pull your lines tighter
Cause your prick just don't stick.

Posted: 19th December 2014 12:14pm
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Posted: 19th December 2014 12:27pm
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Posted: 19th December 2014 12:36pm
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Posted: 19th December 2014 12:45pm
snugglebuck
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Sticks and stones may break my bones
But little limerick limeys can never hurt me

Besides, anyone who'd cancel Benny Hill
Should be skewered at Bunker Hill  

Posted: 19th December 2014 12:47pm
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Posted: 19th December 2014 1:00pm
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Posted: 19th December 2014 1:55pm
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poet Anonymous
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No.[/quote]

LOL!!!!  Now you misquoting me?

I can put a sugarbomb in your mouth
That can knock all your teeth out.
I'll split your tongue like a mad surgeon
and force feed you a spiked nipple on a piss balloon.
Like a crabbage patch baby you'll be crying for more.
But I'll just gag you instead with your own Sponge Bob panties, you bore.


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Posted: 19th December 2014 1:57pm
snugglebuck
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If you remember right
The reason is I'm an American
That's why I don't like the British
They actually are smarter than I am

But Crazy there are exceptions
To the rule, that British are smarter
And your the exception, as a fool

I muse admit your women aren't bad looking
Considering British dentistry is quite lacking
Camilla is a good example
Does that old mare like her apples?
 

Posted: 19th December 2014 2:07pm
Edited: 23rd December 2014 8:18am
poet Anonymous
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Posted: 19th December 2014 3:05pm
Edited: 19th December 2014 3:08pm - edited 2 times
poet Anonymous
Ricky, why have we yet to hear your cassette?
where’s the audio version of the peeves you pet?
Still want to know if your tongue has dirty edge
of Cheapside sleaze
or is it all just cockney sneeze?

pen and ink =stink. Now hack a few notes
and cough up some fire to that ash you wrote

Or would your inflection make James Blunt sound like Kid Rock?

(HEY, I just found a whole internet page of cockney rhyme. I'll have to study it a bit and maybe come back with ammo...)

http://www.ruf.rice.edu/~kemmer/Words04/usage/slang_cockney.html

Richard = Richard the Third = turd (lump of faeces)
Richard = Dicky Bird = bird (slang for girl) but also Dicky Bird = word  


ain’t that a kick in the orchestras?

Posted: 19th December 2014 3:17pm
poet Anonymous
(Oh....in case you dunno who Kid Rock is...)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OrNS2zbTZg

"Now get in the pit AND TRY TO LOVE SOMEONE"

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