Poetry competition CLOSED 23rd November 2014 11:46pm
WINNER
Anonymous
Anonymous
RUNNER-UP:
MadameLavender
gOd comPlex
Waterviolet
Forum Posts: 628
Fire of Insight
4
Joined 14th Mar 2014 Forum Posts: 628
Poetry Contest Description
Ok write a poem about how awesome i am or how mutch u hate me
I am fuckin awesome just not everyone realises it
So write a poem about how mutch u hate me or how awesome
I am if u dont know me make some shit up
Extra points for profanity and creativity
Set your immagination free bitches
Ps i am a big boy dont spare my feelings
Let her rip cant wait to see what ya got
One poem each,one week,150 words or less no long winded bullshit
Title it dont title i couldent rillycare
So write a poem about how mutch u hate me or how awesome
I am if u dont know me make some shit up
Extra points for profanity and creativity
Set your immagination free bitches
Ps i am a big boy dont spare my feelings
Let her rip cant wait to see what ya got
One poem each,one week,150 words or less no long winded bullshit
Title it dont title i couldent rillycare
EM20XX
Just a Puppet
Forum Posts: 88
Just a Puppet
Thought Provoker
5
Joined 22nd Oct 2014Forum Posts: 88
You're so vain, you probably think this poem is about you
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this poem is about you
Don't you? Don't You? uh, fuck your vainness?
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this poem is about you
Don't you? Don't You? uh, fuck your vainness?
jaspersilence
Forum Posts: 708
Fire of Insight
7
Joined 12th Dec 2012Forum Posts: 708
picture the poem...
the razor sliding ever so deep
into your jugular ...
the razor sliding ever so deep
into your jugular ...
Anonymous
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Waterviolet
Forum Posts: 628
Fire of Insight
4
Joined 14th Mar 2014 Forum Posts: 628
i musta been drunk for that one
Waterviolet
Forum Posts: 628
Fire of Insight
4
Joined 14th Mar 2014 Forum Posts: 628
Great entries i think thanks keep them coming
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Waterviolet
Forum Posts: 628
Fire of Insight
4
Joined 14th Mar 2014 Forum Posts: 628
Ok try me ur not gona have to be to creative to steal the trophy from these droolers
Like beating up a guy in a wheel chair dont be a pussy give it a try
Like beating up a guy in a wheel chair dont be a pussy give it a try
Anonymous
Waterviolet said:Ok try me ur not gona have to be to creative to steal the trophy from these droolers
Like beating up a guy in a wheel chair dont be a pussy give it a try
I know at least one guy in a wheel chair who carries a very lethal cane. He's just too cool to use it on someone who hasn't got brains to spill.
(No that's not an entry... I have to scour my poem before I post...lol)
Like beating up a guy in a wheel chair dont be a pussy give it a try
I know at least one guy in a wheel chair who carries a very lethal cane. He's just too cool to use it on someone who hasn't got brains to spill.
(No that's not an entry... I have to scour my poem before I post...lol)
Waterviolet
Forum Posts: 628
Fire of Insight
4
Joined 14th Mar 2014 Forum Posts: 628
Ok cant wait to read it
MadameLavender
Forum Posts: 5598
Guardian of Shadows
87
Joined 17th Feb 2013Forum Posts: 5598
Faker
You’re a troll-wannabe,
You’re foolin’ everyone but me
They all think your words are farts,
But I know you’ve got a heart.
You ain’t got a sassy name--
“Waterviolet” sounds too tame
For all the balls you say you’ve got,
And for how you think you’re hot.
I should take you down a notch,
But I won’t kick you in the crotch;
I’ll sit back and smile instead
While poetry swirls in your head,
Something worth writing down,
Some talent hides behind the clown.
So write some poems and let ‘em spew;
My hot flashes are hotter than you.
You’re a troll-wannabe,
You’re foolin’ everyone but me
They all think your words are farts,
But I know you’ve got a heart.
You ain’t got a sassy name--
“Waterviolet” sounds too tame
For all the balls you say you’ve got,
And for how you think you’re hot.
I should take you down a notch,
But I won’t kick you in the crotch;
I’ll sit back and smile instead
While poetry swirls in your head,
Something worth writing down,
Some talent hides behind the clown.
So write some poems and let ‘em spew;
My hot flashes are hotter than you.
Anonymous
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