Poetry competition CLOSED 23rd November 2014 11:46pm
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Anonymous
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RUNNER-UP: MadameLavender

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Waterviolet
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Poetry Contest

Ok write a poem about how awesome i am or how mutch u hate me
I am fuckin awesome just not everyone realises it
So write a poem about how mutch u hate me or how awesome
I am if u dont know me make some shit up

Extra points for profanity and creativity
Set your immagination free bitches

Ps i am a big boy dont spare my feelings
Let her rip cant wait to see what ya got

One poem each,one week,150 words or less no long winded bullshit
Title it dont title i couldent rillycare

EM20XX
Just a Puppet
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You're so vain, you probably think this poem is about you
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this poem is about you
Don't you? Don't You? uh, fuck your vainness?


jaspersilence
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picture the poem...

the razor sliding ever so deep

into your jugular ...

poet Anonymous

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Waterviolet
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i musta been drunk for that one

Waterviolet
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EM20XX said:You're so vain, you probably think this poem is about you
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this poem is about you
Don't you? Don't You? uh, fuck your vainness?



Very original carly A for effort tho

Waterviolet
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jaspersilence said:picture the poem...

the razor sliding ever so deep

into your jugular ...


Did you hear that from a girl scout I hope a got some cookies from her


Waterviolet
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Great entries i think thanks keep them coming

poet Anonymous

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Waterviolet
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Ok try me ur not gona have to be to creative to steal the trophy from these droolers
Like beating up a guy in a wheel chair  dont be a pussy give it a try

poet Anonymous

Waterviolet said:Ok try me ur not gona have to be to creative to steal the trophy from these droolers
Like beating up a guy in a wheel chair  dont be a pussy give it a try


I know at least one guy in a wheel chair who carries a very lethal cane. He's just too cool to use it on someone who hasn't got brains to spill.

(No that's not an entry... I have to scour my poem before I post...lol)

Waterviolet
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Ok cant wait to read it

MadameLavender
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Faker


You’re a troll-wannabe,
You’re foolin’ everyone but me

They all think your words are farts,
But I know you’ve got a heart.

You ain’t got a sassy name--
“Waterviolet” sounds too tame

For all the balls you say you’ve got,
And for how you think you’re hot.

I should take you down a notch,
But I won’t kick you in the crotch;

I’ll sit back and smile instead
While poetry swirls in your head,

Something worth writing down,
Some talent hides behind the clown.

So write some poems and let ‘em spew;
My hot flashes are hotter than you.


poet Anonymous

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