Poetry competition CLOSED 23rd October 2014 4:29pm
WINNER
Anonymous
Anonymous
RUNNER-UP:
BoFantastic
DUP ROCKS MY WORLD
Poetry Contest Description
Tell me about yourself and what made you join DUP in any poetic style or form.
What makes DUP rock your world?
Open only for those with 15 trophies and below.
New writes only.
Calling all qualified members to join. Here's your chance to earn a trophy if you have none yet, or to add another one!
Open only for those with 15 trophies and below.
New writes only.
Calling all qualified members to join. Here's your chance to earn a trophy if you have none yet, or to add another one!
Anonymous
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Anonymous
Y du rokkz.
Dis iz my own werk.
I ain't know phonknee.
Eye'm fer reel peepul.
Tytle uv my submisshun-
Gypsum iz lyke fool'z gold foolz
Eye studee patturnz.
It'z whut eye gawt payde tew dew back inda dey.
Itt don't reely matter how meny tropheez enybodee'z gott here.
Der'z sum suppozid poet'z who have nuttin' butt tropheez.
Nu poet's tew.
Dat'z phuckin' iz what's sew kuhl 'bout DU.
Youse kann mayke six fayke avatarz.
Ore moor.
Youse kann mayke a bunch uv kompetishuns
uzeeng dem fayke avatarz.
Da cheef reely don't Kare.
Den youse kann award yerself a trophee.
Dat systhim reely werks well here.
Itt don't tayke uh a phuckin rock it syentist to figure itt out.
Awl you hafta dew iz studee da patturnz.
Butt dis is whut syberr iz awl 'bout round deez partz.
Der'z phonknee sheet everywhere deez daze.
Even inda poeitree whirled.
Dat'z y DU rokks.
Eye gott 4 tropheez.
Reel wonz.
Eye earned em frum uther peeple.
Trust me.
Eye dyd.
PeeS-sum peepul doughn't lyke da trewf.
Dis iz my own werk.
I ain't know phonknee.
Eye'm fer reel peepul.
Tytle uv my submisshun-
Gypsum iz lyke fool'z gold foolz
Eye studee patturnz.
It'z whut eye gawt payde tew dew back inda dey.
Itt don't reely matter how meny tropheez enybodee'z gott here.
Der'z sum suppozid poet'z who have nuttin' butt tropheez.
Nu poet's tew.
Dat'z phuckin' iz what's sew kuhl 'bout DU.
Youse kann mayke six fayke avatarz.
Ore moor.
Youse kann mayke a bunch uv kompetishuns
uzeeng dem fayke avatarz.
Da cheef reely don't Kare.
Den youse kann award yerself a trophee.
Dat systhim reely werks well here.
Itt don't tayke uh a phuckin rock it syentist to figure itt out.
Awl you hafta dew iz studee da patturnz.
Butt dis is whut syberr iz awl 'bout round deez partz.
Der'z phonknee sheet everywhere deez daze.
Even inda poeitree whirled.
Dat'z y DU rokks.
Eye gott 4 tropheez.
Reel wonz.
Eye earned em frum uther peeple.
Trust me.
Eye dyd.
PeeS-sum peepul doughn't lyke da trewf.
Anonymous
Nomination carried! RM running on the DU party platform!!!
Anonymous
<< post removed >>
Anonymous
[quote-278322-Roachmill]Y du rokkz.
Dis iz my own werk.
I ain't know phonknee.
Eye'm fer reel peepul.
Tytle uv my submisshun-
Gypsum iz lyke fool'z gold foolz
Eye studee patturnz.
It'z whut eye gawt payde tew dew back inda dey.
Itt don't reely matter how meny tropheez enybodee'z gott here.
Der'z sum suppozid poet'z who have nuttin' butt tropheez.
Nu poet's tew.
Dat'z phuckin' iz what's sew kuhl 'bout DU.
Youse kann mayke six fayke avatarz.
Ore moor.
Youse kann mayke a bunch uv kompetishuns
uzeeng dem fayke avatarz.
Da cheef reely don't Kare.
Den youse kann award yerself a trophee.
Dat systhim reely werks well here.
Itt don't tayke uh a phuckin rock it syentist to figure itt out.
Awl you hafta dew iz studee da patturnz.
Butt dis is whut syberr iz awl 'bout round deez partz.
Der'z phonknee sheet everywhere deez daze.
Even inda poeitree whirled.
Dat'z y DU rokks.
I say:
That system only works if the ones who know the head of the hydra don't report it. Sheesh. Seriously, webmiss does care and has banned for such in the past. And that is what keeps DUP rockin. Enourage honesty and play fair, wouldya?
Dis iz my own werk.
I ain't know phonknee.
Eye'm fer reel peepul.
Tytle uv my submisshun-
Gypsum iz lyke fool'z gold foolz
Eye studee patturnz.
It'z whut eye gawt payde tew dew back inda dey.
Itt don't reely matter how meny tropheez enybodee'z gott here.
Der'z sum suppozid poet'z who have nuttin' butt tropheez.
Nu poet's tew.
Dat'z phuckin' iz what's sew kuhl 'bout DU.
Youse kann mayke six fayke avatarz.
Ore moor.
Youse kann mayke a bunch uv kompetishuns
uzeeng dem fayke avatarz.
Da cheef reely don't Kare.
Den youse kann award yerself a trophee.
Dat systhim reely werks well here.
Itt don't tayke uh a phuckin rock it syentist to figure itt out.
Awl you hafta dew iz studee da patturnz.
Butt dis is whut syberr iz awl 'bout round deez partz.
Der'z phonknee sheet everywhere deez daze.
Even inda poeitree whirled.
Dat'z y DU rokks.
I say:
That system only works if the ones who know the head of the hydra don't report it. Sheesh. Seriously, webmiss does care and has banned for such in the past. And that is what keeps DUP rockin. Enourage honesty and play fair, wouldya?
Anonymous
HollyDove said:[quote-278322-Roachmill]Y du rokkz.
Dis iz my own werk.
I ain't know phonknee.
Eye'm fer reel peepul.
Tytle uv my submisshun-
Gypsum iz lyke fool'z gold foolz
Eye studee patturnz.
It'z whut eye gawt payde tew dew back inda dey.
Itt don't reely matter how meny tropheez enybodee'z gott here.
Der'z sum suppozid poet'z who have nuttin' butt tropheez.
Nu poet's tew.
Dat'z phuckin' iz what's sew kuhl 'bout DU.
Youse kann mayke six fayke avatarz.
Ore moor.
Youse kann mayke a bunch uv kompetishuns
uzeeng dem fayke avatarz.
Da cheef reely don't Kare.
Den youse kann award yerself a trophee.
Dat systhim reely werks well here.
Itt don't tayke uh a phuckin rock it syentist to figure itt out.
Awl you hafta dew iz studee da patturnz.
Butt dis is whut syberr iz awl 'bout round deez partz.
Der'z phonknee sheet everywhere deez daze.
Even inda poeitree whirled.
Dat'z y DU rokks.
I say:
That system only works if the ones who know the head of the hydra don't report it. Sheesh. Seriously, webmiss does care and has banned for such in the past. And that is what keeps DUP rockin. Enourage honesty and play fair, wouldya?
Hay Hollee.
Eny simularitee in dis poeum tew a reel person iz merelee a coinsadence.
Iff youse tayke sheet tew sereeouslee
ITT will kill da speerit.
It'z awl 'bout da speerit.
It'z awl 'bout DA luv
hollee duv.
Eye won't back down frum DA trewf.
Eye'm at da gaytez now.
Lol.
Hello peter.
Gaybril.
It'z eazee.
Iff youse want tropheez und
kan't win 'em on yur own talent
just kreate a bunch uv fayke avatarz
und award yerself a trophee.
If youse kan't sea da forist
threw DA treez eye kan't help youse.
Youse freefallin' wit dem vampyrerz.
Lett's gett bak tew DA competishun.
Gud luk.
Dis iz my own werk.
I ain't know phonknee.
Eye'm fer reel peepul.
Tytle uv my submisshun-
Gypsum iz lyke fool'z gold foolz
Eye studee patturnz.
It'z whut eye gawt payde tew dew back inda dey.
Itt don't reely matter how meny tropheez enybodee'z gott here.
Der'z sum suppozid poet'z who have nuttin' butt tropheez.
Nu poet's tew.
Dat'z phuckin' iz what's sew kuhl 'bout DU.
Youse kann mayke six fayke avatarz.
Ore moor.
Youse kann mayke a bunch uv kompetishuns
uzeeng dem fayke avatarz.
Da cheef reely don't Kare.
Den youse kann award yerself a trophee.
Dat systhim reely werks well here.
Itt don't tayke uh a phuckin rock it syentist to figure itt out.
Awl you hafta dew iz studee da patturnz.
Butt dis is whut syberr iz awl 'bout round deez partz.
Der'z phonknee sheet everywhere deez daze.
Even inda poeitree whirled.
Dat'z y DU rokks.
I say:
That system only works if the ones who know the head of the hydra don't report it. Sheesh. Seriously, webmiss does care and has banned for such in the past. And that is what keeps DUP rockin. Enourage honesty and play fair, wouldya?
Hay Hollee.
Eny simularitee in dis poeum tew a reel person iz merelee a coinsadence.
Iff youse tayke sheet tew sereeouslee
ITT will kill da speerit.
It'z awl 'bout da speerit.
It'z awl 'bout DA luv
hollee duv.
Eye won't back down frum DA trewf.
Eye'm at da gaytez now.
Lol.
Hello peter.
Gaybril.
It'z eazee.
Iff youse want tropheez und
kan't win 'em on yur own talent
just kreate a bunch uv fayke avatarz
und award yerself a trophee.
If youse kan't sea da forist
threw DA treez eye kan't help youse.
Youse freefallin' wit dem vampyrerz.
Lett's gett bak tew DA competishun.
Gud luk.
Anonymous
Roachmill said:[quote-278373-HollyDove][quote-278322-Roachmill]Y du rokkz.
Dis iz my own werk.
I ain't know phonknee.
Eye'm fer reel peepul.
Tytle uv my submisshun-
Gypsum iz lyke fool'z gold foolz
Eye studee patturnz.
It'z whut eye gawt payde tew dew back inda dey.
Itt don't reely matter how meny tropheez enybodee'z gott here.
Der'z sum suppozid poet'z who have nuttin' butt tropheez.
Nu poet's tew.
Dat'z phuckin' iz what's sew kuhl 'bout DU.
Youse kann mayke six fayke avatarz.
Ore moor.
Youse kann mayke a bunch uv kompetishuns
uzeeng dem fayke avatarz.
Da cheef reely don't Kare.
Den youse kann award yerself a trophee.
Dat systhim reely werks well here.
Itt don't tayke uh a phuckin rock it syentist to figure itt out.
Awl you hafta dew iz studee da patturnz.
Butt dis is whut syberr iz awl 'bout round deez partz.
Der'z phonknee sheet everywhere deez daze.
Even inda poeitree whirled.
Dat'z y DU rokks.
I say:
That system only works if the ones who know the head of the hydra don't report it. Sheesh. Seriously, webmiss does care and has banned for such in the past. And that is what keeps DUP rockin. Enourage honesty and play fair, wouldya?
Hay.
Eny simularitee in dis poeum tew a reel person iz merelee a coinsadence.
Iff youse tayke sheet tew sereeouslee
ITT will kill da speerit.
It'z awl 'bout da speerit.
It'z awl 'bout DA luv
hollee duv.
Eye won't back down frum DA trewf.
Eye'm at da gaytez now.
Lol.
Hello peter.
Gaybril.
[/quote]
Yeh I luv ya too Roach. But is it luv to say someone (the Cheef) doesn't care? Has she appointed you her spokesperson? I don't go for anything but documented statements. And I don't see any from her saying she doesn't care about hydras.
My final say is "Encourage honesty and justice, and play fair. Don't be a crook/fake, okay?" Ain't nothing wrong with promoting THAT.
Sorry to bust up your thread with this discussion, Vic. Consider it prose. I'll get off now. I don't care to read any more PMs either, unless they are from webmiss. Don't send them.
Dis iz my own werk.
I ain't know phonknee.
Eye'm fer reel peepul.
Tytle uv my submisshun-
Gypsum iz lyke fool'z gold foolz
Eye studee patturnz.
It'z whut eye gawt payde tew dew back inda dey.
Itt don't reely matter how meny tropheez enybodee'z gott here.
Der'z sum suppozid poet'z who have nuttin' butt tropheez.
Nu poet's tew.
Dat'z phuckin' iz what's sew kuhl 'bout DU.
Youse kann mayke six fayke avatarz.
Ore moor.
Youse kann mayke a bunch uv kompetishuns
uzeeng dem fayke avatarz.
Da cheef reely don't Kare.
Den youse kann award yerself a trophee.
Dat systhim reely werks well here.
Itt don't tayke uh a phuckin rock it syentist to figure itt out.
Awl you hafta dew iz studee da patturnz.
Butt dis is whut syberr iz awl 'bout round deez partz.
Der'z phonknee sheet everywhere deez daze.
Even inda poeitree whirled.
Dat'z y DU rokks.
I say:
That system only works if the ones who know the head of the hydra don't report it. Sheesh. Seriously, webmiss does care and has banned for such in the past. And that is what keeps DUP rockin. Enourage honesty and play fair, wouldya?
Hay.
Eny simularitee in dis poeum tew a reel person iz merelee a coinsadence.
Iff youse tayke sheet tew sereeouslee
ITT will kill da speerit.
It'z awl 'bout da speerit.
It'z awl 'bout DA luv
hollee duv.
Eye won't back down frum DA trewf.
Eye'm at da gaytez now.
Lol.
Hello peter.
Gaybril.
[/quote]
Yeh I luv ya too Roach. But is it luv to say someone (the Cheef) doesn't care? Has she appointed you her spokesperson? I don't go for anything but documented statements. And I don't see any from her saying she doesn't care about hydras.
My final say is "Encourage honesty and justice, and play fair. Don't be a crook/fake, okay?" Ain't nothing wrong with promoting THAT.
Sorry to bust up your thread with this discussion, Vic. Consider it prose. I'll get off now. I don't care to read any more PMs either, unless they are from webmiss. Don't send them.
Anonymous
HollyDove said:[quote-278374-Roachmill][quote-278373-HollyDove][quote-278322-Roachmill]Y du rokkz.
Dis iz my own werk.
I ain't know phonknee.
Eye'm fer reel peepul.
Tytle uv my submisshun-
Gypsum iz lyke fool'z gold foolz
Eye studee patturnz.
It'z whut eye gawt payde tew dew back inda dey.
Itt don't reely matter how meny tropheez enybodee'z gott here.
Der'z sum suppozid poet'z who have nuttin' butt tropheez.
Nu poet's tew.
Dat'z phuckin' iz what's sew kuhl 'bout DU.
Youse kann mayke six fayke avatarz.
Ore moor.
Youse kann mayke a bunch uv kompetishuns
uzeeng dem fayke avatarz.
Da cheef reely don't Kare.
Den youse kann award yerself a trophee.
Dat systhim reely werks well here.
Itt don't tayke uh a phuckin rock it syentist to figure itt out.
Awl you hafta dew iz studee da patturnz.
Butt dis is whut syberr iz awl 'bout round deez partz.
Der'z phonknee sheet everywhere deez daze.
Even inda poeitree whirled.
Dat'z y DU rokks.
I say:
That system only works if the ones who know the head of the hydra don't report it. Sheesh. Seriously, webmiss does care and has banned for such in the past. And that is what keeps DUP rockin. Enourage honesty and play fair, wouldya?
Hay.
Eny simularitee in dis poeum tew a reel person iz merelee a coinsadence.
Iff youse tayke sheet tew sereeouslee
ITT will kill da speerit.
It'z awl 'bout da speerit.
It'z awl 'bout DA luv
hollee duv.
Eye won't back down frum DA trewf.
Eye'm at da gaytez now.
Lol.
Hello peter.
Gaybril.
[/quote]
Yeh I luv ya too Roach. But is it luv to say someone (the Cheef) doesn't care? Has she appointed you her spokesperson? I don't go for anything but documented statements. And I don't see any from her saying she doesn't care about hydras.
My final say is "Encourage honesty and justice, and play fair. Don't be a crook/fake, okay?" Ain't nothing wrong with promoting THAT.
Sorry to bust up your thread with this discussion, Vic. Consider it prose. I'll get off now. I don't care to read any more PMs either, unless they are from webmiss. Don't send them.
[/quote]
Hay hollee. Yew pm'd me phyrst. I never cawed DA Cheef DA webbmystress. Yew dyd.
Pleeze don't peeM know moor. Just wryte poeitree. Youse r a reel poeit. Just wryte. Dat'z awl.
Dis iz my own werk.
I ain't know phonknee.
Eye'm fer reel peepul.
Tytle uv my submisshun-
Gypsum iz lyke fool'z gold foolz
Eye studee patturnz.
It'z whut eye gawt payde tew dew back inda dey.
Itt don't reely matter how meny tropheez enybodee'z gott here.
Der'z sum suppozid poet'z who have nuttin' butt tropheez.
Nu poet's tew.
Dat'z phuckin' iz what's sew kuhl 'bout DU.
Youse kann mayke six fayke avatarz.
Ore moor.
Youse kann mayke a bunch uv kompetishuns
uzeeng dem fayke avatarz.
Da cheef reely don't Kare.
Den youse kann award yerself a trophee.
Dat systhim reely werks well here.
Itt don't tayke uh a phuckin rock it syentist to figure itt out.
Awl you hafta dew iz studee da patturnz.
Butt dis is whut syberr iz awl 'bout round deez partz.
Der'z phonknee sheet everywhere deez daze.
Even inda poeitree whirled.
Dat'z y DU rokks.
I say:
That system only works if the ones who know the head of the hydra don't report it. Sheesh. Seriously, webmiss does care and has banned for such in the past. And that is what keeps DUP rockin. Enourage honesty and play fair, wouldya?
Hay.
Eny simularitee in dis poeum tew a reel person iz merelee a coinsadence.
Iff youse tayke sheet tew sereeouslee
ITT will kill da speerit.
It'z awl 'bout da speerit.
It'z awl 'bout DA luv
hollee duv.
Eye won't back down frum DA trewf.
Eye'm at da gaytez now.
Lol.
Hello peter.
Gaybril.
[/quote]
Yeh I luv ya too Roach. But is it luv to say someone (the Cheef) doesn't care? Has she appointed you her spokesperson? I don't go for anything but documented statements. And I don't see any from her saying she doesn't care about hydras.
My final say is "Encourage honesty and justice, and play fair. Don't be a crook/fake, okay?" Ain't nothing wrong with promoting THAT.
Sorry to bust up your thread with this discussion, Vic. Consider it prose. I'll get off now. I don't care to read any more PMs either, unless they are from webmiss. Don't send them.
[/quote]
Hay hollee. Yew pm'd me phyrst. I never cawed DA Cheef DA webbmystress. Yew dyd.
Pleeze don't peeM know moor. Just wryte poeitree. Youse r a reel poeit. Just wryte. Dat'z awl.
Enough said already guys...please concentrate on your comp entries, not your viewpoints. PLEASE REFRAIN from making any more unnecessary comments from this point forward, otherwise your entries will be disqualified! /EngrVV
