Poetry competition CLOSED 24th October 2014 3:53pm
WINNER
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Alrighty poets, there have been a lot of hits on this thread [bad perverted poets], but there ain't much action going on. About as much action as a country town nightclub on a Sunday night.
I may have my hands full in a few days time and have better things to do that wrapping up this comp, so I think I'll give yous all another week to come up with a sleazy entry. And if you're way too busy or fucking lazy, you could always just take the easy way out and copy and paste your actual profile from your dating app... it's not like anyone's going to know. Are they?
I may have my hands full in a few days time and have better things to do that wrapping up this comp, so I think I'll give yous all another week to come up with a sleazy entry. And if you're way too busy or fucking lazy, you could always just take the easy way out and copy and paste your actual profile from your dating app... it's not like anyone's going to know. Are they?
You've all earnt an extra week to get your entries into this lame ass comp... I'm too busy drinking and getting lost in the streets of Athens to even try figuring out how I go to the poll to decide a winner. Thanks to all the entries so far... Don't lose faith, I'll think of a better idea for a comp next time.
Is it just me or is watching a woman ram her foot into a blue sponge somewhat disturbing... Are we all being exposed to the same advertisment?
Is it just me or is watching a woman ram her foot into a blue sponge somewhat disturbing... Are we all being exposed to the same advertisment?
Anonymous
and I have had only one request for a date. Whasa madder...? Is my Death Head upside down on my cap?
I haven't seen the woman kick a blue sponge. But I have seen a fellow molest a bunny slipper.
I haven't seen the woman kick a blue sponge. But I have seen a fellow molest a bunny slipper.
HollyDove said:and I have had only one request for a date. Whasa madder...? Is my Death Head upside down on my cap?
I haven't seen the woman kick a blue sponge. But I have seen a fellow molest a bunny slipper.
So much for all the scare mongering about the single DU ladies getting hassled, I thought the DU dark side would be rampant over your dead meat zombie lover dating profile.
Haha! Can you class foot fucking a sponge molesting? Maybe you've got an ad blocker on your computer, I've only noticed the ad ^^^^ when I'm on my tablet.
I haven't seen the woman kick a blue sponge. But I have seen a fellow molest a bunny slipper.
So much for all the scare mongering about the single DU ladies getting hassled, I thought the DU dark side would be rampant over your dead meat zombie lover dating profile.
Haha! Can you class foot fucking a sponge molesting? Maybe you've got an ad blocker on your computer, I've only noticed the ad ^^^^ when I'm on my tablet.
Anonymous
i am extremely disturbed by that image...yet, i always look....
damn it. i missed u mag
damn it. i missed u mag
Anonymous
Thanks for the comp, Alex. Wish more would have played.
App is here now. I have removed it from my profile
http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poems/179649-dating-profile-for-nazi-zombie/
App is here now. I have removed it from my profile
http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poems/179649-dating-profile-for-nazi-zombie/
Anonymous
I FINALLY SAW THE BLUE SPONGE KICKER!!!
Not so sure it's a sponge though. May be a portable rubber laundry balloon and she's foot-scrubbing her boyfriend's boxers in it. Whatever....it does look nasty.
Not so sure it's a sponge though. May be a portable rubber laundry balloon and she's foot-scrubbing her boyfriend's boxers in it. Whatever....it does look nasty.
