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PUN OF THE DAY

Posted: 1st October 2014 7:44am
Baous_10
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Poetry Contest

Just a nice play on words. It doesn't really have to be long; make it short and interesting.

Posted: 1st October 2014 7:45am
Baous_10
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I'm standing in front of a mirror trying to make up my mind.

Posted: 1st October 2014 8:02am
Edited: 1st October 2014 12:30pm
johnrot
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fuck me for shoppin funerals
this girl is a dead lay.................

Posted: 1st October 2014 9:11am
gardenlover
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Whether life is worth living
Depends on the liver

Posted: 1st October 2014 11:35am
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I'm so cool still people wanna fan me

Posted: 1st October 2014 1:11pm
snugglebuck
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Have you heard?  North Korea's deceased leader, Kim Jong-il's son, young Kim Jong-un, has been ill.  

Posted: 1st October 2014 1:28pm
EngrVV
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Snugglebuck, do you know male deer have buck teeth. (no pun intended)

Posted: 1st October 2014 1:29pm
EngrVV
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When a cow gives birth she not only gives cream, she is de-calf-inated.

Posted: 1st October 2014 1:34pm
Edited: 1st October 2014 1:48pm - edited 4 times
johnrot
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EngrVV said:When a cow gives birth she not only gives cream, she is de-calf-inated.

after all that runnin through child bearing her calves are prolly sore.............

Posted: 1st October 2014 2:31pm
morninglori
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confidence is sexy, but
   my dick is bigger
so don't get cocky

Posted: 1st October 2014 2:46pm
poet Anonymous
people and M&M's
all bad for me regardless of color
the mass produced conformity an insult to the mind

melting in mouths and hands no matter their claim
and I prefer the nuts if I'm forced to partake

Posted: 1st October 2014 3:24pm
snugglebuck
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Great one 'D'!

Posted: 1st October 2014 5:24pm
Baous_10
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The Belgian international Thorgan Hazard has been doing great on the German side. He really came from the blues.

Posted: 1st October 2014 6:19pm
EngrVV
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Let's talk "mind over matter". Age doesn't matter, as long as you won't mind.

Posted: 1st October 2014 7:45pm
gardenlover
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What did the clock say to the leaning tower of Pisa?
I've got the time if you've the inclination.

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