Poetry competition CLOSED 11th October 2014 6:15am
WINNER
snugglebuck
snugglebuck
RUNNERS-UP:
EngrVV
and xmar82
First Annual Spooktacular Halloween Competition!
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WITCHES MENUE
Bite…Chomp…And chew
I’m going to eat you
No use to run
My sweet little ones
Besides
Its bad manners
To leave the table
Before you’re excused
Bite…Chomp…And Chew
I’m gonna get you
Ayhahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
WITCHES MENUE
Bite…Chomp…And chew
I’m going to eat you
No use to run
My sweet little ones
Besides
Its bad manners
To leave the table
Before you’re excused
Bite…Chomp…And Chew
I’m gonna get you
Ayhahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
MANSION ON A HILL (Spooky Limerick)
There was once a queen fortune teller
Who possessed a magic scepter
She lived in a nice mansion
Which was full of attraction
That enticed the handsome town heckler
What was left of that mansion was a hill
Filled with stinking garbage landfill
After the night the town heckler vanished
His parents became so sad and anguished
Finding him, head stuck with power drill
Words travel far and wide come Halloween
Spooky tales about the mansion’s queen
Who drank blood and ate throbbing hearts
While cooking other bloody body parts—
Main ingredients for delicious chow mein
Every Halloween, the mansion reappears—a ghostly sight
Unknowing victims, nobody knew of their woeful plight
Except the creepy crawlers in the mansion’s ceiling
Silently searching, stalking and salivating…
Unseen by many, but a few hecklers at night!
There was once a queen fortune teller
Who possessed a magic scepter
She lived in a nice mansion
Which was full of attraction
That enticed the handsome town heckler
What was left of that mansion was a hill
Filled with stinking garbage landfill
After the night the town heckler vanished
His parents became so sad and anguished
Finding him, head stuck with power drill
Words travel far and wide come Halloween
Spooky tales about the mansion’s queen
Who drank blood and ate throbbing hearts
While cooking other bloody body parts—
Main ingredients for delicious chow mein
Every Halloween, the mansion reappears—a ghostly sight
Unknowing victims, nobody knew of their woeful plight
Except the creepy crawlers in the mansion’s ceiling
Silently searching, stalking and salivating…
Unseen by many, but a few hecklers at night!
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HALLOWEEN TEAM
On this Halloween
If you go as a witch
And I go as your broom
Together we’ll make
One helluva costume
Just screw my bristles snug
To the end of my handle
I don’t want to come loose
Once you’ve started to straddle
Squeeze your thighs tight
For the ride of your life
We’re going to rule
This Halloween Night
Seat yourself firmly
You won’t have a saddle
Hold on with both hands
To my hard hickory handle
With the spoon heels
Of your cute ankle boots
Spur my flanks roughly
So I can let loose
Like a launching rocket
I’ll thrust you up high
Leaving a trail of bright sparks
Across the dark sky
With hand around my knob
Guild me at your desire
To come, and to go
According to your pleasure
In return for the ride
I ask for but one favor
That while’s you ride me
Whisper softly
Hey, my rough riding broom,
Before this night is through
I’m gonna sweep up the floor
With you!
HALLOWEEN TEAM
On this Halloween
If you go as a witch
And I go as your broom
Together we’ll make
One helluva costume
Just screw my bristles snug
To the end of my handle
I don’t want to come loose
Once you’ve started to straddle
Squeeze your thighs tight
For the ride of your life
We’re going to rule
This Halloween Night
Seat yourself firmly
You won’t have a saddle
Hold on with both hands
To my hard hickory handle
With the spoon heels
Of your cute ankle boots
Spur my flanks roughly
So I can let loose
Like a launching rocket
I’ll thrust you up high
Leaving a trail of bright sparks
Across the dark sky
With hand around my knob
Guild me at your desire
To come, and to go
According to your pleasure
In return for the ride
I ask for but one favor
That while’s you ride me
Whisper softly
Hey, my rough riding broom,
Before this night is through
I’m gonna sweep up the floor
With you!
Happy Fright Night
The night ghouls take flight
Excitedly giggling into the night
The full moon lights their way
Their ghoulish smiles on display
Witches, Wolves and Goblins too
All eagerly hunting, scaring BOO!!
They line the streets
Under the lights
Counting the treasure of treats
What a hideous sight
But the night is young
And they're not done
The howling begins as they run
Trick or Treat
You hear them scream
Happy Fright Night
It's Halloween.
The night ghouls take flight
Excitedly giggling into the night
The full moon lights their way
Their ghoulish smiles on display
Witches, Wolves and Goblins too
All eagerly hunting, scaring BOO!!
They line the streets
Under the lights
Counting the treasure of treats
What a hideous sight
But the night is young
And they're not done
The howling begins as they run
Trick or Treat
You hear them scream
Happy Fright Night
It's Halloween.
Anonymous
Here's one for "Scary" (I think...)
October Dreams
Her dawn broke
tranquil and still
her nightgown lay torn
beneath the window sill
darkness having ripped it from her
with hands tree bark rough
while detailing her destiny
with a voice sinister and gruff
tucked beneath soft cotton sheets
where she lay warm and snug
kicking and screaming
from her dreams she was drug
through the cold damp forest
to a clearing deep within
bound by thick thorny vines
the games were about to begin
her naked flesh recoiled and screamed
upon meeting the cold flat stone
vines around ankles pulled her spread eagle
it sounded as if the whole forest groaned
icy fingertips traced slowly
from shaking knees to inside trembling highs
as the clouds suddenly departed
revealing a red moon sky
the blackness hovering above her
remained a dark mist
evil incarnate
clinching and unclenching clawed fists
then out of this darkness
it's beast of a serpent was released
the guest of honor
and she it's feast
the harder she struggled
the longer the beast grew
it slithered up her belly
smearing hard nipples with greenish dew
it's wicked tongue flicked wildly
it's eyes hypnotized
circling behind through clinched cheeks
until finally, face to face with its prize
she braced for it's thrust
fearing being split completely through
and as it coiled for the strike
home in bed she violently came to
thrashing and screaming
tearing at imagined vines
of which when opening her eyes
there weren't any signs
only a date scrawled in blood
illuminated by the moons glow,
"October 29th
2 more nights to go......"
October Dreams
Her dawn broke
tranquil and still
her nightgown lay torn
beneath the window sill
darkness having ripped it from her
with hands tree bark rough
while detailing her destiny
with a voice sinister and gruff
tucked beneath soft cotton sheets
where she lay warm and snug
kicking and screaming
from her dreams she was drug
through the cold damp forest
to a clearing deep within
bound by thick thorny vines
the games were about to begin
her naked flesh recoiled and screamed
upon meeting the cold flat stone
vines around ankles pulled her spread eagle
it sounded as if the whole forest groaned
icy fingertips traced slowly
from shaking knees to inside trembling highs
as the clouds suddenly departed
revealing a red moon sky
the blackness hovering above her
remained a dark mist
evil incarnate
clinching and unclenching clawed fists
then out of this darkness
it's beast of a serpent was released
the guest of honor
and she it's feast
the harder she struggled
the longer the beast grew
it slithered up her belly
smearing hard nipples with greenish dew
it's wicked tongue flicked wildly
it's eyes hypnotized
circling behind through clinched cheeks
until finally, face to face with its prize
she braced for it's thrust
fearing being split completely through
and as it coiled for the strike
home in bed she violently came to
thrashing and screaming
tearing at imagined vines
of which when opening her eyes
there weren't any signs
only a date scrawled in blood
illuminated by the moons glow,
"October 29th
2 more nights to go......"
Anonymous
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SWEET SONG OF DEATH (Sexy/Spooky entry)
Deep down the dense jungle,
the hunter heard a beautiful song
coming from nowhere,
until he saw the skylark
hovering from above.
He followed its playful flight…
amused by its song, he got lost.
Lost in the sense of time
because before he knew it,
darkness crept throughout the jungle floor
like a flashflood without warning.
Behind the curtain of blooming shrubs and bushes—
a naked, sexy lady bathing in the babbling brook
greeted his gazeful eyes and got bewitched
by the beauty whose long flowing hair
shine like gold when kissed by the moonlight—
peeking through the trees
with shadows dancing with the whispering winds.
The naked, sexy lady and the hunter—
an envy to behold: entwined, thrusting, slithering…
her devilish moans accentuated his bestial craving,
his fingers were meandering through every curves
of her voluptuous, silken body as she tamed the beast
to the last drop of sweet nectars and crimson blood.
They made love until the lady sang the blues—
the same tune the hunter heard from the skylark,
which put him to sleep, never to wake up forevermore…
Every year come Halloween, men vanish without a clue
Be forewarned: stay away from the jungle before dark!
Deep down the dense jungle,
the hunter heard a beautiful song
coming from nowhere,
until he saw the skylark
hovering from above.
He followed its playful flight…
amused by its song, he got lost.
Lost in the sense of time
because before he knew it,
darkness crept throughout the jungle floor
like a flashflood without warning.
Behind the curtain of blooming shrubs and bushes—
a naked, sexy lady bathing in the babbling brook
greeted his gazeful eyes and got bewitched
by the beauty whose long flowing hair
shine like gold when kissed by the moonlight—
peeking through the trees
with shadows dancing with the whispering winds.
The naked, sexy lady and the hunter—
an envy to behold: entwined, thrusting, slithering…
her devilish moans accentuated his bestial craving,
his fingers were meandering through every curves
of her voluptuous, silken body as she tamed the beast
to the last drop of sweet nectars and crimson blood.
They made love until the lady sang the blues—
the same tune the hunter heard from the skylark,
which put him to sleep, never to wake up forevermore…
Every year come Halloween, men vanish without a clue
Be forewarned: stay away from the jungle before dark!
Eavil withches
Goblins and ghouls
Clawing out of ditches
Dark nights and
Full moons
The green monster swoons
Ooohhh baby
Just maybe can i get that witch
Back to my cave
Dance around her caldron
Maybe make some fucked up
Little children
A wing from a bat
The greas from a snail
Lizard toung and baboon lips
Haloween makes my freekish
Monster lips curl creas and smile
All the while my potion brews
Bubble and boil witches toil
Goblins grin halloween is my favorite sin
Goblins and ghouls
Clawing out of ditches
Dark nights and
Full moons
The green monster swoons
Ooohhh baby
Just maybe can i get that witch
Back to my cave
Dance around her caldron
Maybe make some fucked up
Little children
A wing from a bat
The greas from a snail
Lizard toung and baboon lips
Haloween makes my freekish
Monster lips curl creas and smile
All the while my potion brews
Bubble and boil witches toil
Goblins grin halloween is my favorite sin
