Poetry competition CLOSED 23rd November 2014 1:51am
WINNER
Panter896
Panter896
FREESTYLE BATTLE RAP COMPETITION
Anonymous
Get the fuck out wit this juvenile jargon, jamis
I'll jam this cudgel up your butt hole that's a fuck hole
for so many, I swear you're a modern day Lennie
From Mice and Men, oh, you didn't catch the references?
That's right, you've never read a book in your life
Too busy with your shitty sentences - it shows
Your prose is rife with holes, my 18 year old hoe
Can write better bro, come hither goat,
I'll slit your throat, wit your collar bones
I see you, on the block giving dollar dome to the
Droves of diseased druggies, you're a cum dumpster for uglies
Can't hold a candle to this inferno. Fuck off Dudley
I'll jam this cudgel up your butt hole that's a fuck hole
for so many, I swear you're a modern day Lennie
From Mice and Men, oh, you didn't catch the references?
That's right, you've never read a book in your life
Too busy with your shitty sentences - it shows
Your prose is rife with holes, my 18 year old hoe
Can write better bro, come hither goat,
I'll slit your throat, wit your collar bones
I see you, on the block giving dollar dome to the
Droves of diseased druggies, you're a cum dumpster for uglies
Can't hold a candle to this inferno. Fuck off Dudley
im a evil archon
who the fuck uses the word jargon
u get softer while my shields harden
that book sucks your a fool
i read tht shit in highscool
all i did was drool
i drop dope science
your schizoid in defiance
devoid of any alliance
hide behind mansons face cuz u fugly
niga wht the fuck is a dudely
im not trying to act rudely
but i degrade your ways shrewdly
who the fuck uses the word jargon
u get softer while my shields harden
that book sucks your a fool
i read tht shit in highscool
all i did was drool
i drop dope science
your schizoid in defiance
devoid of any alliance
hide behind mansons face cuz u fugly
niga wht the fuck is a dudely
im not trying to act rudely
but i degrade your ways shrewdly
Anonymous
Who uses the word jargon? Who uses the word archon!?
The fuck you doin' tryna battle rap? Go back to starcraft son
Ugly? That's not what your mom said, last night, Dummy
In her bed, giving me electric head, dressed like a bunny
Now her legs spread, begging me to shoot in a big load,
Give her a better boy cuz the one she's got is special Ed slow
Welcome to the show, bitch, I got you a spot - front row
Give ya an up close look at me pile driving your mom bro
The fuck you doin' tryna battle rap? Go back to starcraft son
Ugly? That's not what your mom said, last night, Dummy
In her bed, giving me electric head, dressed like a bunny
Now her legs spread, begging me to shoot in a big load,
Give her a better boy cuz the one she's got is special Ed slow
Welcome to the show, bitch, I got you a spot - front row
Give ya an up close look at me pile driving your mom bro
Anonymous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVPf-pkpl_c beat for ya
Its funny how niggas ask God for protection and they aint using condoms
I hope u go with the flow coz all I spit is random
Some call it freestyle but whats free is ur bitch
And the only time she on her knees is when she praying to my dick
If rap was a nation, some of y'all be total refugees
Find somn else to do, at most go get u a college degree
Nigga I got your bitch sending me naked pictures on my pv
All in the aim of me being a reference on her CV
Some of your shit is prewritten coz u aint going with the topic
I would have let u ride this dick but sorry I'm homophobic
My bitch so hot and she ain't even from the tropics
This is dinner time and I have u lames here on my chopsticks
I hope u go with the flow coz all I spit is random
Some call it freestyle but whats free is ur bitch
And the only time she on her knees is when she praying to my dick
If rap was a nation, some of y'all be total refugees
Find somn else to do, at most go get u a college degree
Nigga I got your bitch sending me naked pictures on my pv
All in the aim of me being a reference on her CV
Some of your shit is prewritten coz u aint going with the topic
I would have let u ride this dick but sorry I'm homophobic
My bitch so hot and she ain't even from the tropics
This is dinner time and I have u lames here on my chopsticks
poor baous
dont know he just delivered himself chaos
with his lame shots
equivalant to the same odds
you doubt i be able to slay gods
make you easily wane from
the artifice of this cains son
talkin bout a college degree
them why u still homeless on the streets
blowing d for d
look make it fair
we will go decree for decree
i write composition
eligable to be dictioned
you the one with submissive
girly prewritten fictions
i leave shit swilrs in ur spittin image
than hurl u to the underworld
where i wont ever again listen
like bitch ass rhymes of a christian
im a warlock heathen
chantin in a doomed pit with reptile demons
speaking tongues
only place u put yours
is your momms cunt
dont know he just delivered himself chaos
with his lame shots
equivalant to the same odds
you doubt i be able to slay gods
make you easily wane from
the artifice of this cains son
talkin bout a college degree
them why u still homeless on the streets
blowing d for d
look make it fair
we will go decree for decree
i write composition
eligable to be dictioned
you the one with submissive
girly prewritten fictions
i leave shit swilrs in ur spittin image
than hurl u to the underworld
where i wont ever again listen
like bitch ass rhymes of a christian
im a warlock heathen
chantin in a doomed pit with reptile demons
speaking tongues
only place u put yours
is your momms cunt
sarcotti that beat is godly but just studying your ontology
make me wanna kill babies this shits not funny
even with ur fagboy idol manson
in a team up son
we take rounds with the gloves
u wont get one shot on
ur not a artist just a conned one
prob took ur chest out so u can suck ur own dick
like mansons weird ass did ur just a bitchboy trick
cast ur bitch made ass into the void cause ur sick
im a illuminst agent
quarantine ur btich ass like a patient
trapped in a underground cavern
in a cage in a tavern
with shit smelly giants
im a evil wizard that knows arcane science
drug ur ass up nice
while gettin ur bitchboy but raped
and u whine n open wide when they spray
while im in the mansion above ground
dress u up real nice with makeup when people come around
them back to the bottomless abyss
of hopeless pits
where u eat maggots n grits
mixed up with chopped old lady clits
so sick i spit i got devil horns
cover your constantly fucked face
cuz the plagues vague but airborne
heard they pull ur hair where ur rears torn
make me wanna kill babies this shits not funny
even with ur fagboy idol manson
in a team up son
we take rounds with the gloves
u wont get one shot on
ur not a artist just a conned one
prob took ur chest out so u can suck ur own dick
like mansons weird ass did ur just a bitchboy trick
cast ur bitch made ass into the void cause ur sick
im a illuminst agent
quarantine ur btich ass like a patient
trapped in a underground cavern
in a cage in a tavern
with shit smelly giants
im a evil wizard that knows arcane science
drug ur ass up nice
while gettin ur bitchboy but raped
and u whine n open wide when they spray
while im in the mansion above ground
dress u up real nice with makeup when people come around
them back to the bottomless abyss
of hopeless pits
where u eat maggots n grits
mixed up with chopped old lady clits
so sick i spit i got devil horns
cover your constantly fucked face
cuz the plagues vague but airborne
heard they pull ur hair where ur rears torn
Anonymous
Baous, ya bitch, this aint pre written
Just cuz I don't spit filler like you kid, ya trippin'
Never catch me slippin' on flows,
Ask your hoe she's below me sippin' white liquid
I'm not kidding just ask 8 he's dickin'
Her from behind rippin' her, then we stickin' her in a beehive
After we done wit her, send her back
Barely alive, we laugh at you while ya cry watching her die
Just cuz I don't spit filler like you kid, ya trippin'
Never catch me slippin' on flows,
Ask your hoe she's below me sippin' white liquid
I'm not kidding just ask 8 he's dickin'
Her from behind rippin' her, then we stickin' her in a beehive
After we done wit her, send her back
Barely alive, we laugh at you while ya cry watching her die
Anonymous
The way Janis walk up to me it's
Like he's got a pain in his anus, you fuckin' stink
All sweaty, you can barely stand up steady
Had to drink a a fifth, just to get ya red ass ready
Oh you know karate? You keep talkin'...
Don't see me go for shottie, Give ya two to the body,
Just like John Gotti, you can't stop me
Give yo bitch 'nilla frosting while you helplessly watch me
Like he's got a pain in his anus, you fuckin' stink
All sweaty, you can barely stand up steady
Had to drink a a fifth, just to get ya red ass ready
Oh you know karate? You keep talkin'...
Don't see me go for shottie, Give ya two to the body,
Just like John Gotti, you can't stop me
Give yo bitch 'nilla frosting while you helplessly watch me
ayo sarcotti just dropped shitty dice
when i rap on mics i attak on sight
running up on ur camp site
with teradactyls flying like kites
spits so ill i kil an snatch a rappers life
consider my hacks a act of christ
when i hack and strike
send scarotti to a hole with lice
after that to the after life
good luck ever grabbin another mic
im the ill type
leave yo ass a religious sacrifice
mind unclean like demon pigs and hermaphrodites
im the biggest nightmare u eva had in life
my raps on mics make the trife u claim in ya life
as easy as your girlfriend or wife
your a piece of shit i take care of demons in rites
evil unseen creatures u cant even fight with knives
im an anti christ
with vicious appetites
to bring violent blights
to those kikes who cant do shit on mics
when i rap on mics i attak on sight
running up on ur camp site
with teradactyls flying like kites
spits so ill i kil an snatch a rappers life
consider my hacks a act of christ
when i hack and strike
send scarotti to a hole with lice
after that to the after life
good luck ever grabbin another mic
im the ill type
leave yo ass a religious sacrifice
mind unclean like demon pigs and hermaphrodites
im the biggest nightmare u eva had in life
my raps on mics make the trife u claim in ya life
as easy as your girlfriend or wife
your a piece of shit i take care of demons in rites
evil unseen creatures u cant even fight with knives
im an anti christ
with vicious appetites
to bring violent blights
to those kikes who cant do shit on mics
Anonymous
Your girlfriend just let me in for a quickie
I'll be back in ten min after I give her a dicking
Talkin' bout dinosaurs, your mind is so gone
Like forrest gump talkin' shit to obi wan, this is so wrong
I heard you drank the bong water for a dollar
Heard ya wear 3 popped collars, ina hundred degrees
Cuz it's the only way you can think of to be a - "baller"
Lookin' like a tall bird, tryna holler at some squalor
I'll be back in ten min after I give her a dicking
Talkin' bout dinosaurs, your mind is so gone
Like forrest gump talkin' shit to obi wan, this is so wrong
I heard you drank the bong water for a dollar
Heard ya wear 3 popped collars, ina hundred degrees
Cuz it's the only way you can think of to be a - "baller"
Lookin' like a tall bird, tryna holler at some squalor
Anonymous
Mayonaise or somethin’ like it all over your face,
Lookin’ homeless n crazed, so I pull out the taze
Give you one to both legs, watch ya go down n shake
Lookin’ at your soulless face, eyes glazed gray
I look over to eight, and he’s thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’
Gotta take out the waste, drag you into crack alley
“Last words Janis?” “Blurghh”“
Alright. We pull out silent nines, and spray you, goodnight.
Lookin’ homeless n crazed, so I pull out the taze
Give you one to both legs, watch ya go down n shake
Lookin’ at your soulless face, eyes glazed gray
I look over to eight, and he’s thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’
Gotta take out the waste, drag you into crack alley
“Last words Janis?” “Blurghh”“
Alright. We pull out silent nines, and spray you, goodnight.
Sugar skull u think u cocky? ask yo bitch for my dick size
U gotta make your own bed, a nigga u call a kid made his king size
The estrogen is fixed in you. u gotta know that, serious!
PMS-ing like a bitch in 3rd grade-u need you some steroids
You think your flows bloody but this really aint your period
All you fools must stop posting dead shit here and I punctuate that with a period.
druidicheirophant your rhymes are so obvious like that bitch is gon turn u down
For what? or u better yet get starred in the next video coz u just look like one
I gave your girl that dope and now that bitch is ad-DICK-ted
The way she bends over and spreads those legs...damn its kinda like a big ted
I know your grammar dead and I really don't want you to get shit confused
So google that shit... for once put your internet to better use
U gotta make your own bed, a nigga u call a kid made his king size
The estrogen is fixed in you. u gotta know that, serious!
PMS-ing like a bitch in 3rd grade-u need you some steroids
You think your flows bloody but this really aint your period
All you fools must stop posting dead shit here and I punctuate that with a period.
druidicheirophant your rhymes are so obvious like that bitch is gon turn u down
For what? or u better yet get starred in the next video coz u just look like one
I gave your girl that dope and now that bitch is ad-DICK-ted
The way she bends over and spreads those legs...damn its kinda like a big ted
I know your grammar dead and I really don't want you to get shit confused
So google that shit... for once put your internet to better use
Anonymous
My rhyme is so powerful I awoke the dead
Baous flat line ten, kiddie's back again
I'll fuck your fam, and fuck you again
Then find your only friend, and drop a nuke on his head
Your flow dribbles out, your stupid little mouth
Boy get some style, you spittin' recycled
Aren't those the same lines Em spit in 8 mile?
Get the fuck out, and don't come back for a while
Baous flat line ten, kiddie's back again
I'll fuck your fam, and fuck you again
Then find your only friend, and drop a nuke on his head
Your flow dribbles out, your stupid little mouth
Boy get some style, you spittin' recycled
Aren't those the same lines Em spit in 8 mile?
Get the fuck out, and don't come back for a while
Anonymous
I give you 15's watch you fail to curl them
You got nothin'', I'm nuttin' the pearl an'
Boy I'm dialed in, fuckin' your girlfriend
Playin' the violin for me under this whirlwind
I'm twirling your life on my finger, boy
while I'm twirling your girl on my dick
Once I'm finished spittin' this
Imma make you lick your mommas sex toys, you bitch
You got nothin'', I'm nuttin' the pearl an'
Boy I'm dialed in, fuckin' your girlfriend
Playin' the violin for me under this whirlwind
I'm twirling your life on my finger, boy
while I'm twirling your girl on my dick
Once I'm finished spittin' this
Imma make you lick your mommas sex toys, you bitch
