Poetry competition CLOSED 24th September 2014 7:18pm
WINNER
Anonymous
Anonymous
RUNNER-UP:
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the DU japanese battle rap giant squid calamari blue plate
Shit fuck balls
And smelly fish skails
Man do i got class
Oozing outa my every poor
Like a stinky hunk of raw sushi
Chumin the waters with kraken bits
Leaving a slick behint the
Little man in a boat
He is all salty dog like a dead
Dried up frog
Reached and heaving
Over the side of her crunchy pantys
Oh shit here come the flies
Close your eyes
Cries the little man in the boat
The kraken is crazy and angry
Tenticles flayling as another
Sub sinks to the botom of the abyss
And smelly fish skails
Man do i got class
Oozing outa my every poor
Like a stinky hunk of raw sushi
Chumin the waters with kraken bits
Leaving a slick behint the
Little man in a boat
He is all salty dog like a dead
Dried up frog
Reached and heaving
Over the side of her crunchy pantys
Oh shit here come the flies
Close your eyes
Cries the little man in the boat
The kraken is crazy and angry
Tenticles flayling as another
Sub sinks to the botom of the abyss
the DU japanese battle rap giant squid calamari blue plate
what? a dinner party? a genocide?
count me in? i've got the plates dear
yes the blue ones
made from precious arian iris, who's on the list?
well, you can't invite old mussolini calamaro and skinny squid hirohito
without getting the boys from the church on the hill and that little
moostashed screamer everyone seems to like so much from the radio
the vaporized burned flesh, still pink on the inside, 300 thousand body
mushroom cloud entrée really will be the talk of the town
hugs kisses bullets and bayonets
don't forget the wine
what? a dinner party? a genocide?
count me in? i've got the plates dear
yes the blue ones
made from precious arian iris, who's on the list?
well, you can't invite old mussolini calamaro and skinny squid hirohito
without getting the boys from the church on the hill and that little
moostashed screamer everyone seems to like so much from the radio
the vaporized burned flesh, still pink on the inside, 300 thousand body
mushroom cloud entrée really will be the talk of the town
hugs kisses bullets and bayonets
don't forget the wine
Anonymous
Raw Fried or Baked
I could feel it slipping
Sliding like succotash on
a blue plate special
just before it spilled
I worried about the fall
Pictured myself fileted
fried like the squid
that became calamari
because it tried to live
as more than bait
surrounded by people
as bitter as lemons
wedged in to make
the flavor less distinct
more palatable
and useless as a garnish
as they strived to look pretty
in spite of truth
like a thick slice of grandmas corn bread
I absorbed all I could
before folding
Hit the floor like a jellyfish
with delusions of octopus legs
to drown in the ink
I wrote inside myself
there I was
fried
But it wasn't the end
or as far away a place as I'd expected
crazy wasn't foreign after all
just one more way I could be
prepped and served if I fell
and got caught
I could feel it slipping
Sliding like succotash on
a blue plate special
just before it spilled
I worried about the fall
Pictured myself fileted
fried like the squid
that became calamari
because it tried to live
as more than bait
surrounded by people
as bitter as lemons
wedged in to make
the flavor less distinct
more palatable
and useless as a garnish
as they strived to look pretty
in spite of truth
like a thick slice of grandmas corn bread
I absorbed all I could
before folding
Hit the floor like a jellyfish
with delusions of octopus legs
to drown in the ink
I wrote inside myself
there I was
fried
But it wasn't the end
or as far away a place as I'd expected
crazy wasn't foreign after all
just one more way I could be
prepped and served if I fell
and got caught
Anonymous
Whoo-Hoo!!! Congratulations mikimoondancer!!! Nope, crazy isnt foreign here either. ; ) Great write!
Anonymous
Tentacled hugs to Miki and a fish flip to all great writers.
Thanks for the fun, Anna.
Thanks for the fun, Anna.
Anonymous
Thank's so much, Anna..much love to ya! good comp for the ole imagination
cheers Tornado and Holly
congrats to semaj and Holly too...
cheers Tornado and Holly
congrats to semaj and Holly too...
joey gulag and frankie d are pissed they didn't the invitation
vodka and hot dogs weren't on the menu, o well
but the crescent milky moon lit a sea path
till disappearing in anna's trophy treasure grin
_____
dankee for the odd swim all
vodka and hot dogs weren't on the menu, o well
but the crescent milky moon lit a sea path
till disappearing in anna's trophy treasure grin
_____
dankee for the odd swim all
