Poetry competition CLOSED 29th August 2014 1:44pm
WINNER
seekingkate (kateA)
seekingkate (kateA)
Butt Dial
Anonymous
joeregan said:“Autocorrect”
Your hair smells nice
Did you use Pert?
It smells even better
When woven into a shirt
You look so perfect
At the level of your heels
I’d grow old with you
Just to chew your meals
To be with you forever
I’d crawl in your womb
My favorite TV show
Is you in the bathroom
I’ll make you great drinks
Just ignore the foam
My aunt once told me
I’m the best kisser she’s known
You remind me of my sister
In a romantic way
Oh sorry autocorrect
I meant “hey”
http://community.sparknotes.com/2011/10/27/the-creepiest-text-messages-to-never-send
I like number 14.
(Joe, you'll need to verify that you are indeed the author. Your lines are part of an article posted at link above. This was written by a fellow with a different name, in 2011. I am pretty sure the Brendan Eyre who wrote it is a comedian who is in his thirties.)
Your hair smells nice
Did you use Pert?
It smells even better
When woven into a shirt
You look so perfect
At the level of your heels
I’d grow old with you
Just to chew your meals
To be with you forever
I’d crawl in your womb
My favorite TV show
Is you in the bathroom
I’ll make you great drinks
Just ignore the foam
My aunt once told me
I’m the best kisser she’s known
You remind me of my sister
In a romantic way
Oh sorry autocorrect
I meant “hey”
http://community.sparknotes.com/2011/10/27/the-creepiest-text-messages-to-never-send
I like number 14.
(Joe, you'll need to verify that you are indeed the author. Your lines are part of an article posted at link above. This was written by a fellow with a different name, in 2011. I am pretty sure the Brendan Eyre who wrote it is a comedian who is in his thirties.)
Hey. I have proof that all of this is my own work. I find it very ironic that the person said the hair and the shirt part and the romantic part as well... I'm not quite sure how I can prove I have never seen this guys report or what you call it, but I wrote this about last year and had it on my phone and then found this website and then decided to put that on here (I was proud of my work)
Anonymous
The first four lines are a match
but also these lines:
"My aunt once told me
I’m the best kisser she’s known
You remind me of my sister
In a romantic way ,"
What is your proof? Have any documentation prior to 2011?
but also these lines:
"My aunt once told me
I’m the best kisser she’s known
You remind me of my sister
In a romantic way ,"
What is your proof? Have any documentation prior to 2011?
Not before 2011 no I guess. I really am not sure how those are the exact same because I agree that sounds like plagiarism. I can get rid of those lines (I would prefer not to) but it is what it is. Thank you for letting me know about that link..
Anonymous
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