The Black Hole

Da universe has a black whole innit, du iza black whole lyke union jacks witch iz reely a dark stryp joint  

Itz dark in dat playce.
Sew mutch energee missin'.
It sukks everything intew itt.
Lyke du.
Sum dark playciss here tew.
If youse nawt kareful
youse get da energee sukked
out of yew tew.
Itz lyke union jacks inn Portland.
Dat playce is da black whole uv
stryp joints.
Ask catphish.
He spendz awl his cash lookin' at black wholes.
His energee gets sukkt awl da tyme.
Dat playce is dark lyke da universe