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Posted: 26th October 2014 3:28am
johnrot
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how many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


none they all sit in the dark and cry

Posted: 26th October 2014 3:38am
Waterviolet
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whats the best thing about emo gras ??

It cuts itself

Posted: 26th October 2014 3:43am
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Why do black people love basket ball?

it has running, shooting, and stealing.

Posted: 26th October 2014 3:50am
johnrot
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you down bad dark shadow

why doesn't mexico have an olympic team?

cuz all essays that can run jump and swim are already in the U.S.

and my family is irish mexican so fn say somethin

Posted: 26th October 2014 7:07am
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What do you call a gay guy in a wheel chair?
Rolaids.

Posted: 26th October 2014 7:11am
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hahahaha,

everybody else was laughin too

they jus don't wanna admit

Posted: 26th October 2014 7:19am
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They better have been cause its damn funny I don't care who ya are:D

Posted: 26th October 2014 7:21am
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How can vegans eat real meat?

The animal has to be brain dead when its killed

Posted: 26th October 2014 9:57am
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Why do white people enjoy hockey? The object of the game is to smack around the black thing.

Posted: 4th November 2014 11:08pm
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Q:  What is a similarity between Brussel Sprouts and pubic hairs?
A:  You move them aside and keep eating

Posted: 4th November 2014 11:15pm
Waterviolet
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How are bruselsprouts and anal sex the same?

If u where forced to have it as a child u arnt going to like it as an adult

Posted: 4th November 2014 11:37pm
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There once was a man with a wife name Lorraine, however he was having an affair with a woman called Clearly.
Unfortunately Lorraine fell ill and passed away.
At her funeral the man stood up and said 'I can Clearly now Lorraine has gone'

Posted: 4th November 2014 11:38pm
MaddyMouse
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What do men and tiles have in common?

Lay them right and you can walk all over them for the rest of your life

Posted: 5th November 2014 2:30am
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A boy was caught hiding a cat in his school bag. Teacher asked why. He said "I love my cat and I don't want it to die."
Teacher asked "Why do you think it will die?"
The boy sobbed, "My Dad said to my Mom that he will eat that pussy once I go to school today."

Posted: 5th November 2014 12:28pm
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A couple who could not afford a birthday cake for their son, made pie instead; slaughtering their pig to make it.
They agreed to create some fun for their kids, so the Mom decided to make them guess what was in the pie.
They birthday boy and his sister were not able to guess so the Dad says,  "Its what your Mom calls me sometimes."
The girl screams at his brother, "Its an asshole! Don't eat it!"

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