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Posted: 1st August 2014 4:26am
Waterviolet
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How  are women and tampons the same ?

 They are both  stuck up cunts

Posted: 6th August 2014 5:58am
rabbitquest
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whats the difference between a small car and a baby?

One's a mini cooper, the others a mini pooper.



Posted: 22nd August 2014 1:10pm
clewluss
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A horse is running fast and jumps over a fence.

The horse behind is running fast but at the last second suddenly stops

in front of the fence.


The first horse says, "just get over it"

Posted: 22nd August 2014 2:23pm
Waterviolet
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Y are there only 2 paulbearers at an indian funerel ?

There are only 2 handels on a garbage can

Posted: 22nd August 2014 2:24pm
Waterviolet
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Whats good on pizza but bad on women ?

Crust

Posted: 22nd August 2014 2:25pm
Waterviolet
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Whats long and hard on a welder ?

Grade 3

Posted: 22nd August 2014 2:25pm
Waterviolet
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What do u say to someyone with an i q of 3 ?

Nice weld

Posted: 22nd August 2014 2:27pm
Waterviolet
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Y do crows have wings ?

So they can beat the indians to the dump

Posted: 22nd August 2014 9:34pm
rabbitquest
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What did the cop shout at his melted ice cream?



FREEZE!

Posted: 22nd August 2014 10:27pm
anonymouslyhere
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How do you call a liar, cheater, and murder all rolled into one?
A politician.

Posted: 22nd August 2014 10:45pm
anonymouslyhere
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How many funny jokes have you heard from a blonde?
None, there all whoreible.

Posted: 31st August 2014 4:23am
rabbitquest
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What does an honest dentist do when he finds a cavity?

He tells the tooth.

Posted: 31st August 2014 9:34am
napnau
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Q: Why do we close the windows at night?

A: Because they are open.

Posted: 31st August 2014 9:37am
napnau
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Q: How can you know if the person taking a shower is a man or woman?

A: Wait for the person to come out.

Posted: 31st August 2014 9:40am
napnau
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Q: What thing that ages and still remain one-year old?

A: A calendar.

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