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Posted: 22nd March 2016 2:24am
hardallover
hardallover
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What do you give a pedophile who has everything?

A bigger parish.

Posted: 22nd March 2016 3:31am
etroPaL_noveD
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Confucious say:
Man who go to sleep with itchy but,
Wake up with smelly fingers.

Posted: 22nd March 2016 3:32am
etroPaL_noveD
etroPaL_noveD
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What do you call a short latina woman?

Cuntsuello.

Posted: 23rd March 2016 3:35am
rabbitquest
rabbitquest
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i went to college
on the condition
that they would
let me study a broad.

Posted: 23rd March 2016 10:20pm
SatansSperm
SatansSperm
Dangerous Mind
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I studied a broad once.....cost me $ 500 & 2 weeks in jail...but i got a nice mug-shot for the yearbook

Posted: 24th March 2016 8:46pm
SatansSperm
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what is the one animal you can cook in?..................................................the Pan duh...

Posted: 24th March 2016 8:47pm
SatansSperm
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what do youcall a jack-in-the-box?.......................................................a lucky man.

Posted: 24th March 2016 8:48pm
SatansSperm
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what do you call a fornicating lead-foot.?.....................................................my kinda screwdriver

Posted: 24th March 2016 8:58pm
SatansSperm
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what do you call it when your penis does all the thinking for you..........................a dictatorship

Posted: 24th March 2016 9:05pm
SatansSperm
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what do you call a sexually experienced cat with an inheritance..............................a pussy-will-O

Posted: 24th March 2016 11:08pm
etroPaL_noveD
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How do you fit four gay guys on a bar stool?

Flip it upside down.

Posted: 24th March 2016 11:09pm
etroPaL_noveD
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What do moth balls smell like?







How'd you get their little legs apart?

Posted: 24th March 2016 11:12pm
etroPaL_noveD
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Three kids are arguing about who's dad is cooler.
First kid says, my dad is so cool he blows cigarette smoke out his nose.

Second kid says, my dad blows smoke out his ears.

Third kid said that's nothing, my dad blows smoke out his ass I've seen the nicotine stains in his underwear to prove it.

Posted: 24th March 2016 11:13pm
etroPaL_noveD
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Confucious say:

Man who stand on toilet,

Is high on pot.

Posted: 24th March 2016 11:16pm
etroPaL_noveD
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After sex a woman stands in front of the mirror and says I look fat. She then tells her man to give her a compliment, in which he replies bitch you have perfect vision.

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